And it’s delicious! 9/10 former and current gas station cashier tradies recommend it
Can: 9/10 aesthetic af and extremely festive with a red and green theme
Taste: 8/10 it’s not my favorite but very good and would mix very well with rum for those long drive home homes in your rented truck and a nice change from the Busch Lights we all usually crush while driving home from the job site
Energy: 8.5/10 at 150 mg caffeine it’s 10 more than all the other ultras
Well done Monster, still fueling our tradesmen and military after all these years.
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11-23-2020, 10:56 AM #1Registered Rustler
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ATTN TRADIES: New Monster Ultra Watermelon 🍉 Zero is now available
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11-23-2020, 11:10 AM #2hamsterbrah
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Excellent review OP! We miscers once again appreciate the insight that a recovering tradie gives us to the tradie lyfestyle.
It is the current year.
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11-23-2020, 11:11 AM #3Christ is King
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1) people in military drink cans of "rip it"
2) It does not taste like any watermelon I have ever had.*souls going their own way crew*
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11-23-2020, 11:13 AM #4Registered User
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Can confirm. Had it a few weeks ago. It's legit.
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11-23-2020, 11:14 AM #5Hunter/Fisherbreh
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Will get one today along with some scratchers, srs.
Thx op reppedI love eggs.
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11-23-2020, 11:16 AM #6Cornbrah
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My tradie buddy told me about this last week and said it was the best one easily.
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11-23-2020, 11:19 AM #7Registered User
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Also of note: the can was upgraded to a new highly insulative aluminum alloy. I can now drink it in the dead of winter when I’m up on the utility pole without worrying about my frostbitten fingers gangrening. Super helpful after yet another 18-hour shift.
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11-23-2020, 11:20 AM #8Registered User
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It's gross as ****, could hardly finish it and considered throwing it out, but didn't want to anger the tradie gods.
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11-23-2020, 11:29 AM #9Registered Rustler
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Lol at thinking everyone in military is on a fob. Only the grunts drank that swillOriginally Posted by Caeculus
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11-23-2020, 11:30 AM #10Fkin' Wizard
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Imagine not being clever enough to come up with your own schtick and having to coattail ride on someone elses.
You hate to see itThanks for your input, you frauding fat slampig-Sirfapsalot '20
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11-23-2020, 11:30 AM #11Registered Rustler
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The good folks at Monster heard your pleas and answered!Originally Posted by PastorGaines
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11-23-2020, 11:34 AM #12Registered User
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Nah, the new best energy drink is REIGN RED DRAGON.Originally Posted by OntheClockNE
coming from a white monster drinker, srs.
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11-23-2020, 11:35 AM #13Usuario registrado
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who was calories
"The flowers bloom, then wither... The stars shine and one day become extinct. This earth, the sun, the galaxies and even the big universe, someday will be destroyed. Compared with that, the human life is only a blink, just a little time. In that short time - people are born, laugh, cry, fight, are injured, feel joy, sadness, hate someone, love someone. All in just a moment. And then, are embraced by the eternal sleep called death."
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11-23-2020, 11:36 AM #14Silent Hill Brah
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How in the fuk did it take so long for them to come out with watermelon? That's the GOAT of basic fruit flavors.
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11-23-2020, 11:39 AM #15Registered Rustler
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What’s a matter little fella, haven’t had your morning nicotine and gas station coffee yet?Originally Posted by ChrisLS8
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11-23-2020, 11:40 AM #16
but will it mix well with the cheapest vodka you can find?
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11-23-2020, 11:40 AM #17Registered Rustler
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10! Ten whole calories of awesomeness!!Originally Posted by Ken-O
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11-23-2020, 11:43 AM #18Registered Rustler
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I’m sure it will mix with your Popovs just fineOriginally Posted by HYDRAE
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11-23-2020, 11:47 AM #19Registered User
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Originally Posted by SixSet
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11-23-2020, 11:53 AM #20Usuario registrado
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damn thats a game changerOriginally Posted by TheCore84
"The flowers bloom, then wither... The stars shine and one day become extinct. This earth, the sun, the galaxies and even the big universe, someday will be destroyed. Compared with that, the human life is only a blink, just a little time. In that short time - people are born, laugh, cry, fight, are injured, feel joy, sadness, hate someone, love someone. All in just a moment. And then, are embraced by the eternal sleep called death."
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11-23-2020, 11:57 AM #21aka cheeseburger walrus
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Intredasting.🤔 Orange creamsicle Reign is pretty good. Will have to tryOriginally Posted by rgnx
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11-23-2020, 11:58 AM #22Registered Miscer
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I finally figured out that the tradie/monster connection is due to them waking up at 5 am for work
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11-23-2020, 11:59 AM #23SPC: German Contract Law
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Any new scratch tickets to go alongside it??!
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11-23-2020, 12:02 PM #24Registered User
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Just lol at drinking Monster.If I was a tradie I'd rather drink some Burn.
Red Bull and nothing else.
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11-23-2020, 12:19 PM #25Registered User
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Only uncultured swine drink anything other than water
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11-23-2020, 12:27 PM #26Forever College Student
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11-23-2020, 12:35 PM #27Registered User
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Not sheriff srs? Low/no cal tradie fuels are not a recent development...Originally Posted by Ken-O
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11-23-2020, 12:39 PM #28Constipated
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11-23-2020, 12:49 PM #29Registered Rustler
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Can confirm that one is tasty afOriginally Posted by MustardTiger17
Gas station tradie who used to get up at 3 amOriginally Posted by anonkunbrah
Nah just the usualOriginally Posted by waias15
Just lol at res bull. Imagine paying more for less.Originally Posted by CityJaeger
Productivity is off the charts though.Originally Posted by OffwhiteBrah
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11-23-2020, 01:21 PM #30Banned
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People really drink Monsters on the regular? Fuk me. Not sure its a good idea tbh... Good for a friday afternoon after work tho.
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