rate my fkn dinner plebs

[RealLifeAlpha]

Sorry for the cocky title bro’s it’s just so easy to act arrogant when you have a big ass box of chicken and a bottle of scotch (ded fkn Srs)

[ErnieMccracken]

How's the chicken?

[Jandels]

10/10

But also heartburn and greasy schits/10

Enjoy!

[RealLifeAlpha]

How's the chicken?

Honestly bro, for fast food fried-chicken, it doesn’t get much better than Popeye’s imo (ded fkn Srs)

[ChaliHo]

I can't stand fast food fried chicken they all tough, rubbery and have that gross purple meat because they toss the chicken in from half thawed.

I prefer restaurant broasted chicken places where the chicken is still tender and juicy.

But Popeyes crust and breading flavor is good.

[Droopdx]

No spicy chicken sandwich? Wow

[bfdehewdbyywhn]

who tf reads a book while touching greasy ass chicken

[kauseemcee]

What happens when you're thirsty? You sculling that scotch? (ded fkn Srs)

[Ratfish]

did you get mild or spicy? even though spicy doesn't really taste that spicy, it's pretty much Ultra Colon Blow for me srs

[RealLifeAlpha]

I can't stand fast food fried chicken they all tough, rubbery and have that gross purple meat because they toss the chicken in from half thawed.

I prefer restaurant broasted chicken places where the chicken is still tender and juicy.

But Popeyes crust and breading flavor is good.

Honestly the popeyes chicken is usually so crispy and not that rubbery imo -- i agree, the crust and flavor is just so good

No spicy chicken sandwich? Wow

Trying to do keto brah (I know this meal isn't that keto lol)

who tf reads a book while touching greasy ass chicken

Was reading it earlier today and left in there for the intellectual effect (ded fkn Srs)

What happens when you're thirsty? You sculling that scotch? (ded fkn Srs)

Bruh I'll prob be blacked out in ~2.5 hrs (ded fkn Srs)

did you get mild or spicy? even though spicy doesn't really taste that spicy, it's pretty much Ultra Colon Blow for me srs

I got mild for the exact reason you mentioned. I prefer spicy, but the flavor isn't THAT different, and I'm legit squirting the next morning for hours

[gbullock32]

Needs their biscuits.

[justgenetics]

Marlin tbh

[EarlA]

At least spring for black label

[Slamt]

this the middle class version of a havoc meal?

[MrBourbon]

Impressed across the board OP. Good book good (not great) scotch and good protons.

House looking clean af too, makes it so easy to relax.

8.4067/10

[redwine91]

Nothing worse than a one course meal

Needs sides dead fukn srs

[RealLifeAlpha]

Needs their biscuits.

Trying to do keto brah (ded fkn Srs)

Marlin tbh

ty brah.

At least spring for black label

fair enough, idk, was feeling cheap

this the middle class version of a havoc meal?

unaware of havoc meal

Impressed across the board OP. Good book good (not great) scotch and good protons.

House looking clean af too, makes it so easy to relax.

8.4067/10

Thx brah -- have really enjoyed Infinite Jest thus far but it's taken me 3 months just to get through the first 600 pages due to the end-notes. (i'm also reading like 3 other books)


House is sort of tidied up because I'm moving tomorrow (fml)

[ShakeBrah]

I’m gonna type as sober as possible...


But srs, dude that looks rough/lonely

[Ratfish]

I got mild for the exact reason you mentioned. I prefer spicy, but the flavor isn't THAT different, and I'm legit squirting the next morning for hours

they took a page out of taco bell's book lol

[RealLifeAlpha]

I’m gonna type as sober as possible...


But srs, dude that looks rough/lonely

Yeah bro not gonna lie, it is sorta lonely. Ex-GF moved out of the apt 5 months ago, and I go for long stretches where I don't think about it, but I've been sort of on a bender lately and ain't feeling gr8 (ded fkn Srs)


Moving to new apt tomorrow -- also gonna stop drinking for like a month.

they took a page out of taco bell's book lol

I haven't rang the bell in a MINUTE... was pretty much the routine post - fri / sat night rinse-fest @ the bars in my mid 20's

[GordonXXX]

Trying to do keto brah (ded fkn Srs)

KETO with fast food fried chicken? you realize the coating is f**king flour, bread crumbs, and sugar?

[wutevs]

At least spring for black label

Is the taste/quality that distinguishable by label color? Was gonna get a few bottles of hennessys and johnnie walkers for my dad but I don't drink hard liquor so dunno what's good/worth the price.

[TheJediBrah]

That's the kind of dinner an Alpha would have in real life

[snailsrus]

Honestly the popeyes chicken is usually so crispy and not that rubbery imo -- i agree, the crust and flavor is just so good




Trying to do keto brah (I know this meal isn't that keto lol)




Was reading it earlier today and left in there for the intellectual effect (ded fkn Srs)





Bruh I'll prob be blacked out in ~2.5 hrs (ded fkn Srs)







I got mild for the exact reason you mentioned. I prefer spicy, but the flavor isn't THAT different, and I'm legit squirting the next morning for hours

you black out on a 1/5? How much do you weigh? And should have gotten bogangles or canes or el polo loco <—- keto

[RealLifeAlpha]

KETO with fast food fried chicken? you realize the coating is f**king flour and sugar?

https://www.popeyes.com/nutritional-information



I didn't eat the whole thing -- if I had to guess, I prob consumed 35 net carbs this meal (ded fkn Srs)


Prob had ~10 net carbs at lunch, didn't eat breakfast

[LtGoose]

Infinite Jest is a pretentious book.

Should have just gone to Chipotle instead

[RealLifeAlpha]

Is the taste/quality that distinguishable by label color? Was gonna get a few bottles of hennessys and johnnie walkers for my dad but I don't drink hard liquor so dunno what's good/worth the price.

Get your dad a big bottle of Green Label or Macallan 12

That's the kind of dinner an Alpha would have in real life

<3

you black out on a 1/5? How much do you weigh? And should have gotten bogangles or canes or el polo loco

These days I'm quite light brah -- prob ~165 @ 5'11 (KETO)


No bojangles or canes up in NYC area boyo

[RealLifeAlpha]

Infinite Jest is a pretentious book.

Should have just gone to Chipotle instead

I agree re: Infinite Jest being one of those books people read who want to look cool / smart


I wanted to read it to see what the hype was about (srs). I'm actually enjoying it

[MrBourbon]

Johnnie starts from Red and has a few stops on your way to Blue label.

If your dad likes the stuff, I'd skip the red and get him the Black label. It's one step up - Red is a perfectly respectable bottom shelf (relatively speaking) but Black is the start of their "good" stuff.

[WantToBeLeaf]

I also had Popeye's for dinner tonight. Repped.