Just went to a random chick's house (story time)

[swagdragon]

Met a girl today on a dating app. Arranged to meet at her house. She's a strong 3-4/10. At this point I'm like 3-4 months since my last smash and also on more than 1500days of nofap... Thought f it why not. Worst case I'll get a bj and leave.

So I showed up and she's even worse in person. I'm talking about fatter and uglier than the pictures. Remember walking behind her looking at her fat arms and saggy ass and legs wobble thinking "how can I do it".

So we get in and sit on the couch. Now I'm looking at her face and side view of her body and start to notice that her arms are hairy AF. Her face is just... Bad. Even her teeth were crooked. It gets awkward and I'm really quiet, barely talking at all.

Throughout all this, my stomach was going crazy and I had a diarrhea coming. So I asked to use the bathroom. I took the **** and came out.

She tries to make some more small talk and at this point I'm super disinterested. At that point I planned to get a BJ and leave. If I close my eyes it can't be that bad right?

She obviously wasn't arousing at all, so I stared at porn on my phone trying to get even a semblance of a boner so she could get started. Nope. Nothing works. Put my hand on my dick and it was literally shrivelled up no matter how hot the porn girls were on my phone, as it it wanted no part of this creature. She noticed me putting my hand on my dick. We said nothing all this time.

So I said f it let's switch it up, and asked if she wanted to do something and it led to us going into her room. It was cold and I shrivelled up even more lmao. Look at some more porn and nothing was working. I had to leave in a few minutes for something else so I told her and blurted out "you suck dick?" Not sure if she heard me right but she said yeah or okay. I touch my dick, still nothing. Last resort, I leaned over and touched her t shirt, asking her to take it off. She said no. It got even more awkward. So I said I got to leave soon and got out.

End of story. TLDR went to someones house hoping to smash but she was gross in person. Took a ****. Tried to get hard by watching porn but nothing worked. Then I left.

Won't post her pics out of respect, and also because they don't represent how gross she looked. When I get home in a bit I'll try to find similar looking pics and post them here

https://imgur.com/a/SQNTpsK similar to this

[nielk]

cantsee****.jpg

[swagdragon]

cantsee****.jpg

Lol trust me you didn't lose out on anything... Like I said I'll post some pics when I get home

[swagdragon]

Met a girl today on a dating app. Arranged to meet at her house. She's a strong 3-4/10. At this point I'm like 3-4 months since my last smash and also on more than 1500days of nofap... Thought f it why not. Worst case I'll get a bj and leave.

So I showed up and she's even worse in person. I'm talking about fatter and uglier than the pictures. Remember walking behind her looking at her fat arms and saggy ass and legs wobble thinking "how can I do it".

So we get in and sit on the couch. Now I'm looking at her face and side view of her body and start to notice that her arms are hairy AF. Her face is just... Bad. Even her teeth were crooked. It gets awkward and I'm really quiet, barely talking at all.

Throughout all this, my stomach was going crazy and I had a diarrhea coming. So I asked to use the bathroom. I took the **** and came out.

She tries to make some more small talk and at this point I'm super disinterested. At that point I planned to get a BJ and leave. If I close my eyes it can't be that bad right?

She obviously wasn't arousing at all, so I stared at porn on my phone trying to get even a semblance of a boner so she could get started. Nope. Nothing works. Put my hand on my dick and it was literally shrivelled up no matter how hot the porn girls were on my phone, as it it wanted no part of this creature. She noticed me putting my hand on my dick. We said nothing all this time.

So I said f it let's switch it up, and asked if she wanted to do something and it led to us going into her room. It was cold and I shrivelled up even more lmao. Look at some more porn and nothing was working. I had to leave in a few minutes for something else so I told her and blurted out "you suck dick?" Not sure if she heard me right but she said yeah or okay. I touch my dick, still nothing. Last resort, I leaned over and touched her t shirt, asking her to take it off. She said no. It got even more awkward. So I said I got to leave soon and got out.

End of story. TLDR went to someones house hoping to smash but she was gross in person. Took a ****. Tried to get hard by watching porn but nothing worked. Then I left.

Won't post her pics out of respect, and also because they don't represent how gross she looked. When I get home in a bit I'll try to find similar looking pics and post them here

https://imgur.com/a/SQNTpsK her body was like something like this with hairy arms and darker skin, and a face that's way worse and I can't find anything similar

[GiveMeTheD]

ugly people problems

[Xgamer791]

I threw up in my mouth a little bit.

[PTzFree]

You frame this to vilify her, but it sounds like you let your dink do your thinking and got exactly what you deserved.

Next time, stay in control of your dink, keep your standards above bridge-troll and you won't have this problem.

[GiveMeTheD]

You frame this to vilify her, but it sounds like you let your dink do your thinking and got exactly what you deserved.

Next time, stay in control of your dink, keep your standards above bridge-troll and you won't have this problem.

How was his dink the problem, when it shriveled up and tried to run away.

[InfinityThor]

Curious, how did you clean yourself after you went to the toilet? If you just did paper and immediately expected a chick to go down on you, that's gross.

She might have been getting the raw end of this deal.

[swagdragon]

lol I deserve to be shamed I agree, for letting my standard down like that. btw I used a bidet.

[swagdragon]

My dick was ironically the better decision maker... smh I'm down bad

[darkninja67]

this story turned me gay/more gay

[sweetneybrian]

https://imgur.com/a/SQNTpsK her body was like something like this with hairy arms and darker skin, and a face that's way worse and I can't find anything similar

Honestly from your original description this aint even that bad. I was expecting a chick built like an O Lineman.

[swagdragon]

this story turned me gay/more gay

hey man you probably dont remember this but thanks for turning me green back in 2013. was negged for making a FA thread as my first thread

[3basic5me]

Who the fukk watches porn on their phone when they’re with a girl

[PenorBrahNoHomo]

1500days of nofap...

Mirin self control

[TheBrentmeister]

Lmfao

[WishIWasJawBrah]

Probably a 7/10 Havoc standards

[swagdragon]

Who the fukk watches porn on their phone when they’re with a girl

I was just trying to do whatever to get hard, get a nut and leave bro... like maybe get sucked while watching porn so I can at least keep a boner. I dont even watch porn when I'm alone btw, that's how fked up I was

[InfinityThor]

Who the fukk watches porn on their phone when they’re with a girl

Not me but I know a few guys in relationships that have to watch porn to get started with their girl, I assume they have just desensitized their brain.

[swagdragon]

Not me but I know a few guys in relationships that have to watch porn to get started with their girl, I assume they have just desensitized their brain.

Yup this was why I quit porn and fapping in the first place. and yet the porn wasnt enough to get me started. so you can imagine how turned off I was. Next time I should just walk away I swear

[darkninja67]

hey man you probably dont remember this but thanks for turning me green back in 2013. was negged for making a FA thread as my first thread

Just made you 1:1 ratio

[swagdragon]

Just made you 1:1 ratio

You have my lifelong gratitude.

[swagdragon]

jstrez GTFIH so I can rep you

[Nicklol]

been there, done that

[Nicklol]

Curious, how did you clean yourself after you went to the toilet? If you just did paper and immediately expected a chick to go down on you, that's gross.

She might have been getting the raw end of this deal.

this.. I would have made an excuse to leave from the diarrhea alone

and then you have a poopy butt and expect to still have sex. pretty gross

[JStrez]

I had a similar experience but it wasn't like this. I matched with some 30 year old doctor who was legit like 5'2" and super skinny/flat, but had like a 10/10 face. We go out for drinks and end up back in her apartment. Next thing you know our clothes are coming off and boom, that's when it really started to hit me. She was so short, and had such a small petite little body, that she legit looked like she was 15 from the head down, which was a massive turnoff. I tried my best by like closing my eyes and just looking at her face, but I couldn't make it work. Even though she was 5 years older than me, her body was just so weird. I shudder to still think about it and I had mentally checked myself out of the game. I didn't even finish and then I told her that I have to leave. Like with her clothes on she looked like she was 30 years old, but man once she got naked I was like I gotta get the fukk up outta here.

[swagdragon]

this.. I would have made an excuse to leave from the diarrhea alone

and then you have a poopy butt and expect to still have sex. pretty gross

There was no toilet nearby lol. Would rather not **** my pants than anything else in the world. By the time I first saw her face and body, it pretty much turned into "should I stoop low enough for a BJ". sex was out of the window for sure

I had a similar experience but it wasn't like this. I matched with some 30 year old doctor who was legit like 5'2" and super skinny/flat, but had like a 10/10 face. We go out for drinks and end up back in her apartment. Next thing you know our clothes are coming off and boom, that's when it really started to hit me. She was so short, and had such a small petite little body, that she legit looked like she was 15 from the head down, which was a massive turnoff. I tried my best by like closing my eyes and just looking at her face, but I couldn't make it work. Even though she was 5 years older than me, her body was just so weird. I shudder to still think about it and I had mentally checked myself out of the game. I didn't even finish and then I told her that I have to leave. Like with her clothes on she looked like she was 30 years old, but man once she got naked I was like I gotta get the fukk up outta here.

I'm trying to imagine that. I guess it could be some sort of growth defect? Yeah that would look super off

[3basic5me]

Not me but I know a few guys in relationships that have to watch porn to get started with their girl, I assume they have just desensitized their brain.

Fukkin LOL at being the woman and staying in a relationship like that.

[JStrez]

There was no toilet nearby lol. Would rather not **** my pants than anything else in the world. By the time I first saw her face and body, it pretty much turned into "should I stoop low enough for a BJ". sex was out of the window for sure

I'm trying to imagine that. I guess it could be some sort of growth defect? Yeah that would look super off

Yeah she had no birth defects or anything, just just had really nice skin and her genes just didn't allow for big features. Her mom and her sister looked the same way she did. One of the few times I could not perform in the bedroom.