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10-29-2020, 10:43 AM #1🇷🇺🇧🇾🇵🇸
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Do U Think this Breh Could Jestermaxx into Your GF's Pantsuit?
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10-29-2020, 10:45 AM #2i swear im an alpha
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Originally Posted by Ratfish
my ex-gf would've probably jumped out of her romper for less than that~focus on what you can control crew~
~flaccid cummer crew~
~you are who you surround yourself with crew~
~mum was an escort crew~
~nothing is permanent so just enjoy the ride crew~
~2.5 inch dink crew~
~Forgive yourself crew~
~Accused of incest by extended family crew~
~It's up to you to fix your life crew~
~deep, sustained sexual eye contact with your own nephew crew~
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10-29-2020, 10:46 AM #3Registered User
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tradies, when will they learn
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10-29-2020, 10:46 AM #4🇷🇺🇧🇾🇵🇸
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rompers are sexy on the rite galOriginally Posted by RealLifeAlpha
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10-29-2020, 10:48 AM #5Registered User
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Dang! That's pretty amazing.
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10-29-2020, 10:49 AM #6♔ King Rotter ♔
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bruh you look how I've been feelingOriginally Posted by RealLifeAlpha
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10-29-2020, 11:51 AM #7Biggest loads in the NW
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Half expected him to get hit by a car at the end
Like those fight videos that are ended when one of the fighters gets steamrolled for walking out in the street
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10-29-2020, 11:52 AM #8i swear im an alpha
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Originally Posted by Better Unborn
like chit im assuming?~focus on what you can control crew~
~flaccid cummer crew~
~you are who you surround yourself with crew~
~mum was an escort crew~
~nothing is permanent so just enjoy the ride crew~
~2.5 inch dink crew~
~Forgive yourself crew~
~Accused of incest by extended family crew~
~It's up to you to fix your life crew~
~deep, sustained sexual eye contact with your own nephew crew~
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10-29-2020, 11:53 AM #9♔ King Rotter ♔
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nah, defeatedOriginally Posted by RealLifeAlpha
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10-29-2020, 11:54 AM #10i swear im an alpha
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dang, hang in there boyo. . .Originally Posted by Better Unborn
how the fk you feel defeated with those pec / delt striations (no homo)~focus on what you can control crew~
~flaccid cummer crew~
~you are who you surround yourself with crew~
~mum was an escort crew~
~nothing is permanent so just enjoy the ride crew~
~2.5 inch dink crew~
~Forgive yourself crew~
~Accused of incest by extended family crew~
~It's up to you to fix your life crew~
~deep, sustained sexual eye contact with your own nephew crew~
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10-29-2020, 11:55 AM #11Never Registered
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Brah I mean this in the nicest possible way but it looks like someone shot your dog, you smoked a bowl and drank a 12 cheap beer to cope and then someone said "Smile for the camera!!" in your aviOriginally Posted by RealLifeAlpha
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10-29-2020, 11:58 AM #12♔ King Rotter ♔
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nothing matters until you are over 6'. everything cope.Originally Posted by RealLifeAlpha
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10-29-2020, 12:00 PM #13i swear im an alpha
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lmaoooooOriginally Posted by TBO1313
~focus on what you can control crew~
~flaccid cummer crew~
~you are who you surround yourself with crew~
~mum was an escort crew~
~nothing is permanent so just enjoy the ride crew~
~2.5 inch dink crew~
~Forgive yourself crew~
~Accused of incest by extended family crew~
~It's up to you to fix your life crew~
~deep, sustained sexual eye contact with your own nephew crew~
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10-29-2020, 12:01 PM #14Never Registered
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My first real gf left me for a guy that was 6'4" and had a lisp. True storyOriginally Posted by Better Unborn
6'2"
OMAD results: 2/15/19-235, 10/13/19-190
OHP-205 Bench- 245 Squat - 405 C&J - 245
2021 Spring cut: 195lbs starting weight
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10-29-2020, 12:05 PM #15i swear im an alpha
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5'11 brah here checking in.Originally Posted by Better Unborn
honestly as long as you're above 5'8 imo you're fine (could be cope, idk)~focus on what you can control crew~
~flaccid cummer crew~
~you are who you surround yourself with crew~
~mum was an escort crew~
~nothing is permanent so just enjoy the ride crew~
~2.5 inch dink crew~
~Forgive yourself crew~
~Accused of incest by extended family crew~
~It's up to you to fix your life crew~
~deep, sustained sexual eye contact with your own nephew crew~
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10-29-2020, 12:12 PM #16
I'm mesmerized by how easily and gracefully he got on that rope.
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10-29-2020, 12:13 PM #17🇷🇺🇧🇾🇵🇸
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he's gonna say the same thing about you when he takes your next gal lolOriginally Posted by LooksMaximus
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10-29-2020, 12:17 PM #18Podunks Alt Account
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Originally Posted by Ratfish
Disclaimer: All posts made by [LtGoose] are works of satire. By reading this you agree to absolve the author of any and all liability.
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10-29-2020, 12:18 PM #19Cornbrah
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Until they have to chit.Originally Posted by Ratfish
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10-29-2020, 12:20 PM #20🇷🇺🇧🇾🇵🇸
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rite galOriginally Posted by OntheClockNE
chits
pick oneMake Europe Germany Again
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10-29-2020, 12:23 PM #21High-IQ dig ngl. Either way whores are common property. He can take them all after I've had my hour or two.Originally Posted by Ratfish
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10-29-2020, 12:25 PM #22🇷🇺🇧🇾🇵🇸
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why'd you break up with your last one (the one who was in the other room when you sniffmaxxed)?Originally Posted by LooksMaximus
why not keep one around (obv not live with her) as a fallback?
total volume of hole ejacs has to be a top priority, amiriteMake Europe Germany Again
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10-29-2020, 12:34 PM #23I "love" that one. Had to set her free so she can spread her wings, find a beta provider and lead the typical stable pleb life that every female yearns for after 30 (she just turned 30 actually).Originally Posted by Ratfish
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10-29-2020, 12:35 PM #24🇷🇺🇧🇾🇵🇸
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was she trying to coerce you into marriage etc.?Originally Posted by LooksMaximus
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10-29-2020, 12:43 PM #25Registered User
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Why anything when its all about being a jester? Semi srs
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10-29-2020, 12:44 PM #26CEO of the Unified Fund
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My exes are monstrous gold diggers. This guy would have to start juggling gold bars.
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10-29-2020, 12:45 PM #27🇷🇺🇧🇾🇵🇸
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so you've technically been escortmaxxing?Originally Posted by ErnieMccracken
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10-29-2020, 12:46 PM #28CEO of the Unified Fund
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That's what most long term relationships are, right? I like to think my dollar cost averaging strat was effective, though.Originally Posted by Ratfish
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10-29-2020, 12:49 PM #29Registered User
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That's the final boss of jestermaxxers.
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10-29-2020, 12:53 PM #30Nah, but she was unhappy and I was unhappy. You've seen some of my vids and know my black-pilled views. There's no fookin way I can be in a blue-pilled relationship (and every modern relationship is blue-pilled by default), let alone live with a woman, even an exceptional one like my ex.Originally Posted by Ratfish
And like I said, I "love" her and want the best for her. She was wasting her precious fertile years with me. Being single and childless at 40 is no joke for a woman. It's a fookin tragedy, especially in a still-conservative country like Poland.
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