My father had a mid life crisis in his 50's and hit the gym.
Does his age in push ups ever birthday. So this week he did 66 push ups birthday morning. Pretty ****ing baller for an almost 70 year old man.
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Thread: My dad could beat up your dad
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10-29-2020, 06:55 AM #1Registered User
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My dad could beat up your dad
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10-29-2020, 07:02 AM #2Registered User
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Yeah but my dad carries a Glock.
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10-29-2020, 07:03 AM #3
Nice thread OP. I think my favorite part were the pictures.
“The Misc. is a stone-faced Uncle Sam with Popeye’s forearms and a cocked pistol in each hand. It’s a screeching bald eagle with a foreign Bad Thing in its talons. It’s everything that defines America’s bro culture, magnified and weaponized. But it’s deeper than that.“
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10-29-2020, 07:05 AM #4The Dark Man
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My dad's dead you heartless bastard
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10-29-2020, 07:06 AM #5Sexual Tyrannosaurus
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My dad's dead you heartless bastard
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10-29-2020, 07:14 AM #6Registered User
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Originally Posted by HYDRAE
That feeling when you realize you have next to no pictures of your father...................................
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10-29-2020, 07:25 AM #7Registered User
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I'd fight ya. Those tits just for show in your avatar? I hope you'd win.Originally Posted by Rajc
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10-29-2020, 07:33 AM #8Registered User
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OP u look like ur name is scott
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10-29-2020, 07:36 AM #9The Dark Man
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Agree to disagree. Howard, the op is a Howard.Originally Posted by expert701
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10-29-2020, 07:40 AM #10Wha?==========
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your dad sounds like coping middle aged beta who just realised that's all he'll ever be.
Just lmao at 66 pushups, you'd probably need three of him just to take my 94 year old grandmaSomehow still managing to avoid getting 'too big'
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10-29-2020, 07:41 AM #11Milf Hunter
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he prob could
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10-29-2020, 07:42 AM #12Meh
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Your dad would have to get past me to get to my dad and I can guarantee it won't matter how many push ups he does.
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10-29-2020, 07:44 AM #13Registered User
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My father went through a crazy ass mid life crisis. He never really sewed any wild roots so he went nuts for about 1.5 yrs srs. Was like a completely diff person.
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10-29-2020, 07:45 AM #14Injured_Knee_Brah
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Originally Posted by badbl00d
85 pounds Lost
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10-29-2020, 07:50 AM #15Registered User
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Originally Posted by AlexSays
Going on 16ish years of total life change. That's nothing to shake your boifriends dick at.
I can confidently say he's probably more alpha than you'll ever be lol.
And ****, I hope you're grandma's set up like that.
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10-29-2020, 07:51 AM #16Registered User
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Reps for dadsOriginally Posted by EagleOfWar
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10-29-2020, 07:57 AM #17Registered User
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Thought you were chiefilini or whatever the fuk his name is.
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10-29-2020, 07:59 AM #181:12TilTheDayIFukinDie
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My dad would make your dad suck his big hard cock
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you're*Originally Posted by DesiredUser****
Suck his own cock? or suck you're dads cock?
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10-29-2020, 08:15 AM #20Registered User
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Originally Posted by headturner1
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10-29-2020, 08:20 AM #21Registered User
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My dad couldn't, but I could kick your dads ass
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**** I hope so.Originally Posted by dannyg1217
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10-29-2020, 08:32 AM #23Registered User
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You dad is gay, he married my dad.
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10-29-2020, 08:37 AM #24Mothafukaaaaaa
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Ahh the classic I can't fight so I gotta carry and show a gun huehuehue.Originally Posted by badbl00d
Props to the dads that actually used their hands in altercations and were true alphas.
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10-29-2020, 08:52 AM #25Registered User
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Originally Posted by Wh1teDyn0mite
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10-29-2020, 02:59 PM #26Registered User
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Originally Posted by 2010JW
I don’t think carrying is a sign of not being able to fight but let’s be honest. MOST people really can’t fight. But they fight against others who don’t know how either so I guess that evens things out lol. I wouldn’t pull my weapon over a fist fight unless a weapon was pulled first on me or I felt like the other person was going to murder me. I’ll gladly fist fight before even showing my weapon even at 40yrs old. I’d honestly rather take an ass whipping that kill the guy for it.This body holding me, be my reminder here that I am not alone.
Makes me feel eternal, all this Pain is an Illusion.
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