Inb4 hurr I can buy a 10/10 hooker with the money so obviously I'll choose that
Newsflash:
Spoiler!
In this hypothetical scenario your oneitis has no idea about your wealth, she just for whatever reason really loves you and your cawk, will never cheat on you, cooks, cleans whatever.
Shes everything you want and will never leave your side and will drain your balls daily until you die or a time where you can no longer sustain an erection whichever comes first.
Which do you choose
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10-28-2020, 11:00 PM #1
$20 mil in cash or smash your 10/10 oneitis every day until you die
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Take the cash. Buy some nice clothes and hit up a local bar. Discreetly flash your wadof cash and bang gold digger sloots in your Lambo.
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10-28-2020, 11:10 PM #14
Strong financial sense or sex drive of piss
Banging a 10/10 hooker daily is gonna get expensive real fast
For a $500/hr rate (which is actually quite conservative and would probably only net you an 8/10) thats $182k a year assuming you smashed her every day which is what the alternative option was, plus she doesn't give a single fuk about you
Plus its just one hour daily. You only amash your gf/wife once a day?
Actually I disagree. Assuming she really was a 10/10 chances are it would be impossible to get bored of her. Your dick wouldn't allow itMotorcycle Crew
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1. $250,000 over 4 years (1461 days) is $171 per day. Find a harem of Asian sloots in massage parlours to perform fellatio for $50 a pop. You're still making $121 every single day with technically no sex.
2. The manlet will seldom get to use the 9' plank of wood. The Chad will have an endless stream of sloots to dissapoint with his size.
So I'd choose the $250k and the 9/10 Chad.Yellow Fever Crew
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$20mill and actually accept girls that like me.
Girls that like me are mostly not ugly. The ugly ones usually hate me. And I like good People. I'd rather spend my life time around good people than haters.Last edited by Casca; 10-29-2020 at 12:02 AM.
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