Just Regret Hooking up with Someone (srs), Share your Regret Stories so I feel Better

[SLapCHop]

Some kpop looking girl hit me up on OKCupid. Her profile said "looking for fwb" red flag 1

I chit chat a little and get her #. Through text, she's super direct and masculine style of communication, red flag 2

Meet up at a bar and see her through the window, way heavier and looks butch like. I swallow my pride and continue the date to be nice. She's super masculine and butchy but kinda cool personality (like a bro).

I start ordering alot more drinks since im seated directly across a butch, with no attraction to her so i may as well get drunk.

Bitch gets aggressive and asks when are we going back to your place? Im drunk and im like sure lets go.

I, tipsy, respond lets go now and watch some netflix ( i didnt even wanna ****, just chill)

Once i put some movie on, she jumps on me like a monkey. Eating my face and grabbing me. Im used to being the agressor so im in shock. She asks to turn off lights and I agree.
She starts sucking my D like a champ and i start getting horny. Starts riding me and i bust fast (im thinking of someone else). Suddenly i feel awful, one of the worst feelings post-cum regret. I awkwardly say its getting late and I need to prep for a morninng meeting. I felt like a rape victim.

Just showered and cried a bit (srs), cant keep doing these.

What her profile looked like:


what she showed up as (but bit chubbier) :

[kauseemcee]

Damn son.... I have a few stories but you're on your own with this one lol

Maybe she was tryin dik for the first time, certainly looks like it lmao

[SLapCHop]

Damn son.... I have a few stories but you're on your own with this one lol

Maybe she was tryin dik for the first time, certainly looks like it lmao

she was Bi but prefered women but online even bi/lesbian women are picky so she chose me.

[Ravishing_Rick]

how was his vag?

[kauseemcee]

she chose me.

Like a Pokemon battle

Better than having a 9 sitting in your bed waiting for you to take it while you're too oblivious to know wtf is goin on lol happened to me and it took me years to realize cos I'm a bit special. Hope that makes you feel a bit better 😂😂

[BrosefMengele]

Like 10 years ago after I broke up with my first girlfriend I hit up this big titty goth girl friend of mine on ******** and she came over to my place by bus and we had sex every position imaginable all night long and then I went no contact on her and haven't heard from her since (srs). I always regretted that.

[SLapCHop]

how was his vag?

vag was super wet, she/he was super horny thankfully.

[socalivin]

Meet up a sloot that had one blurry pic. Meet her late at night. Wait outside her house thinking she gonna flake. Finally calls me to come in. Everything is dark, tells me to be quiet because she lives with parents. I can’t see her face but I she’s clearly a whale and I got catfish. I start to panic and say I forgot the condom in car. I go back outside and leave. I tell sorry but I actually have a gf and she called me to soften the blow of rejecting her.She said she doesn’t care and I should come back. I told her some time but I’ve never did

[SLapCHop]

Like a Pokemon battle

Better than having a 9 sitting in your bed waiting for you to take it while you're too oblivious to know wtf is goin on lol happened to me and it took me years to realize cos I'm a bit special. Hope that makes you feel a bit better 😂😂

ive done that plenty of times on dates but never at my place. Only one chick has come to my place and hasnt ****ed. Some weird mexican girl who was super awkward and shy, didnt wanna get #metoo. Really shouldnt have invited the butch over tonight but lessons be learned :C

[xbluexhawkx]

every time I had whiskey dick I wanted to die

pace myself better now

[SLapCHop]

Meet up a sloot that had one blurry pic. Meet her late at night. Wait outside her house thinking she gonna flake. Finally calls me to come in. Everything is dark, tells me to be quiet because she lives with parents. I can’t see her face but I she’s clearly a whale and I got catfish. I start to panic and say I forgot the condom in car. I go back outside and leave. I tell sorry but I actually have a gf and she called me to soften the blow of rejecting her.She said she doesn’t care and I should come back. I told her some time but I’ve never did

I think id be too nice to bounce like that, wish i was tougher. feelsbad

[skinnyfat88]

Had some slumpbusters I often wonder If I really needed and if they in fact did anything at all to boost my confidence or w/e but nothing bad ever came of them (ie guilt trips or social status taking a hit).

3 missed opportunities with girls I was very attracted to due to anxiety ED but eventually I got enough quality notches that it stopped bothering me.

[forthenoodz]

inb4 baby names

she wanted to get pregnant

[Sinan09400]

That first pic legit looks like some Kyrgyz chick my friend hooked up with.

[socalivin]

I think id be too nice to bounce like that, wish i was tougher. feelsbad

The girls was nothing like the girl on the pic complete catfish so she had it coming. I’ve also met a girl and she also turn out to not look as good but she was nice we end up going to a theme park together the whole day. We talk a few days after but I went nc and she texted to how bad was the date we had, I never replied still feel bad about that one

[mesobuild]

I've been in those situations a lot. Never regretted them. I only worried about catching something. Maybe take some antiviral. Hep, Her, HIV and HPV seem the only things to worry about.

[VoltaSoccer]

I regret all of the sex that I've had and the degeneracy which I had been involved in prior to my ego-shattering spiritual transformation.

Would be sipping on a martini by the beach with my soulmate if I'd stayed in the right path.

Oh well, you live and you learn.

Kinda this,

I regret smashing girls i didn't care about (kinda serious)

I regret smashing this hairy smelly girl after my ex broke my heart and i was trying to get over her

[jimberee]

Sounds hot

[MuslimBrahSwag]

thats funny op because Some kpop looking girl hit me up on OKCupid. Her profile said "looking for fwb" red flag 1

I chit chat a little and get her #. Through text, she's super direct and masculine style of communication, red flag 2

Meet up at a bar and see her through the window, way heavier and looks butch like. I swallow my pride and continue the date to be nice. She's super masculine and butchy but kinda cool personality (like a bro).

I start ordering alot more drinks since im seated directly across a butch, with no attraction to her so i may as well get drunk.

Bitch gets aggressive and asks when are we going back to your place? Im drunk and im like sure lets go.

I, tipsy, respond lets go now and watch some netflix ( i didnt even wanna ****, just chill)

Once i put some movie on, she jumps on me like a monkey. Eating my face and grabbing me. Im used to being the agressor so im in shock. She asks to turn off lights and I agree.
She starts sucking my D like a champ and i start getting horny. Starts riding me and i bust fast (im thinking of someone else). Suddenly i feel awful, one of the worst feelings post-cum regret. I awkwardly say its getting late and I need to prep for a morninng meeting. I felt like a rape victim.

Just showered and cried a bit (srs), cant keep doing these.

What her profile looked like:


what she showed up as (but bit chubbier) :

[AestheticNoz]

I dusted off the harpoons and did some big game hunting back in my time. Ukrainian virgin girl with meat curtains hit it in every position PIITB etc, ended up smashing another Filipino girl (absolute psycho) with massive teddies within 12hrs of dumping the Ukranian girl.

Nothing like lying on the bed after you've emptied your balls literally counting down the seconds until she farks off.

[BrosefMengele]

I dusted off the harpoons and did some big game hunting back in my time. Ukrainian virgin girl with meat curtains hit it in every position PIITB etc, ended up smashing another Filipino girl (absolute psycho) with massive teddies within 12hrs of dumping the Ukranian girl.

Nothing like lying on the bed after you've emptied your balls literally counting down the seconds until she farks off.

Lmao ayy can relate brah

[SLapCHop]

feeling slightly better today, found out she blocked me on OKC so thats a good sign. Praying that i'll wait at least a month before i return to degeneracy

[umadbroski]

lmfao.

Is dis real tea?

raw doggy style only crew.
never ever even look at their faces crew.

[IAMBEE]

Some kpop looking girl hit me up on OKCupid. Her profile said "looking for fwb" red flag 1

I chit chat a little and get her #. Through text, she's super direct and masculine style of communication, red flag 2

Meet up at a bar and see her through the window, way heavier and looks butch like. I swallow my pride and continue the date to be nice. She's super masculine and butchy but kinda cool personality (like a bro).

I start ordering alot more drinks since im seated directly across a butch, with no attraction to her so i may as well get drunk.

Bitch gets aggressive and asks when are we going back to your place? Im drunk and im like sure lets go.

I, tipsy, respond lets go now and watch some netflix ( i didnt even wanna ****, just chill)

Once i put some movie on, she jumps on me like a monkey. Eating my face and grabbing me. Im used to being the agressor so im in shock. She asks to turn off lights and I agree.
She starts sucking my D like a champ and i start getting horny. Starts riding me and i bust fast (im thinking of someone else). Suddenly i feel awful, one of the worst feelings post-cum regret. I awkwardly say its getting late and I need to prep for a morninng meeting. I felt like a rape victim.

Just showered and cried a bit (srs), cant keep doing these.

What her profile looked like:


what she showed up as (but bit chubbier) :

Her face looks way better in the second pic, if she only had the hair.