Do you want to transform your life and achieve spiritual enlightenment?

[Dorich]

The man who changed my life, can change yours, too.

The man whose quote I have in my signature.

His name is Calvin Jones.

He lives in the Czech Republic. My mentor. My spiritual guru. One of the most respected people in the entire European Union (and beyond).

He is there for you, free of charge, to talk to you, to help you, to advise you, to save you. He will open doors for you. Doors leading to other doors, finally leading to a life of spiritual fulfillment, enlightenment, and ultimate satisfaction. He will free you and resolve every single problem you have.

I kindly asked Mr. Jones to join this board, but he refused, saying there are way too many demon possessed individuals.

He did, however, tell me that any honest person with problems in his/her life may contact him directly at sandhi****bandhu@gmail.com.

Mr. Jones will be able to help so many people posting here.

[SultanofBling]

Thank you Brother Dorich for sharing with us the secret of your great enlightenment. I shall email this Czechoslovakian named "Calvin Jones" today, and shall venmo him the requisite fee. I too wish to become enlightened.

Yours, in prayer.

SOB

[Dorich]

Thank you Brother Dorich for sharing with us the secret of your great enlightenment. I shall email this Czechoslovakian named "Calvin Jones" today, and shall venmo him the requisite fee. I too wish to become enlightened.

Yours, in prayer.

SOB

He is not Czechoslovakian, he just lives there bro.

[SultanofBling]

He is not Czechoslovakian, he just lives there bro.

My apologies. Thank you for correcting my error.

[sduego]

Do I need to provide my SSN and bank account information? I will gladly hand that information over to Calvin.

[Dorich]

My apologies. Thank you for correcting my error.

No problem. There is actually nothing Czech about him, his origins are Scandinavian.

I also keep telling him to join the board but he keeps refusing.

[Dorich]

Do I need to provide my SSN and bank account information? I will gladly hand that information over to Calvin.

Hell no, lol.

And please don't call him Calvin. Use Mr. Jones instead, out of respect.

[Cleveland33]

I already have it

[Dorich]

I already have it

No, you don't.

Or else you wouldn't have the username of a psychopath in your signature who spams this board on a weekly basis with the most hateful posts and vile usernames.

[Polaris]

I would give my life for Calvin Jones.

[keyboardworkout]

Sounds like a good mentor

Calvin D'Wayne Jones (born November 27, 1970) is a former American football running back. He played for the Los Angeles/Oakland Raiders and the Green Bay Packers. In his only season with the Packers, he won Super Bowl XXXI against the New England Patriots. He collegiately played for Nebraska Cornhuskers in the NCAA.

In the NFL, Calvin Jones played with the Raiders for two years. He ran for 112 yards on 27 carries in 2 seasons. He spent his final season with Green Bay.[1]

Jones rushed for 3,166 yards and scored 20 rushing touchdowns from 1990–1993 for the University of Nebraska. He played I-back under the direction of head coach Dr. Tom Osborne. Jones' single season high was 1,210 rushing yards in 1992.[2]

His best single game performance came as a redshirt freshman on November 9, 1991 against Kansas when Jones ran the ball 27 times for 294 yards and scored on a 69-yard touchdown run. He had six touchdowns that day.[3]

In 1991, Jones led the nation with an incredible 8.3 yards per carry.

Jones played with the Omaha Beef in 2000.

[Dorich]

Sounds like a good mentor

That's not him bro.

[Dorich]

He will also help you financially if you need help.

[Polaris]

Does he know how to physically travel to other dimensions?

[puzzycrookz]

Why don’t you tell him to create an account here so he can help us all *******

[Dorich]

Why don’t you tell him to create an account here so he can help us all *******

I will rep anyone who posts proof that they reached out to him to help.

Maybe you guys can convince him to join, too.

[bezarker]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fFkmKPQpZh4

[Dorich]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fFkmKPQpZh4

You could use some help, too.

[Cleveland33]

No, you don't.

Or else you wouldn't have the username of a psychopath in your signature who spams this board on a weekly basis with the most hateful posts and vile usernames.

Incorrect. tecom is a patriot

[Dorich]

Incorrect. tecom is a patriot

No, he's a demon possessed lunatic.

Only C. Jones could help him.

[Cleveland33]

No, he's a demon possessed lunatic.

Only C. Jones could help him.

You don't sound like you have reached spiritual enlightenment. I am starting to doubt Calvin's work

[Dorich]

You don't sound like you have reached spiritual enlightenment. I am starting to doubt Calvin's work

He will free you from all your problems bro.

[Cleveland33]

He will free you from all your problems bro.

I don't have any. And I am not the one that gets upset just by seeing another poster's name

[Dorich]

I don't have any. And I am not the one that gets upset just by seeing another poster's name

I will pray for you.

[Dorich]

Does he know how to physically travel to other dimensions?

Yes.

[Dorich]

I would give my life for Calvin Jones.

I would, too.

[otisthebat]

I hope Dorich gives his life soon.

[Dorich]

[bezarker]

[Dorich]

That's photoshopped.