dang bros mcdonald sgot me ****tin my panst this mornijng

[chiefillini]

had 2 egg mncmuffins and 2 hasbrowns orange juice, connamon mely

i cnat stop ****ting,


literlaly have gone 2 times in a hour now gonna go to job site, the hell am i gonna do

older guy live shere. i cant just say hey i mneed to **** in your toilet or ill **** my pants


damn mcfdonalds

shouldve done donuts

[tripod29]

That stradie life son. Should hav estuck with the monster andc igarettes.

[MilkforBrains]

Has someone slipped a metrazapine into your McCoffee?

[PAU1]

Yeah, doughnuts instead of McDonald's would've staved off gastric distress. What's your go-to doughnut shop & order?

[chiefillini]

Yeah, doughnuts instead of McDonald's would've staved off gastric distress. What's your go-to doughnut shop & order?

caseys

chocolate calkr

[PAU1]

caseys

chocolate calkr

How many doughnuts do you tackle on a typical morning?
I was not aware of Casey's but lmao at the first thing I saw on their site:

Is that a fuking doritio pizza?

[Battlefury]

Here in texas we have egg tacos it's much better in your stomach compared to mcdonalds lmaoo.

[chiefillini]

How many doughnuts do you tackle on a typical morning?
I was not aware of Casey's but lmao at the first thing I saw on their site:

Is that a fuking doritio pizza?

2 donuts just like my pa

[PAU1]

2 donuts just like my pa

Is he on this residential construction job with you?

Have you had Casey's dorito pizza?

Don'y you have a 5 gal. bucket you can make #2 in?

[Thunderpants]

Duct tape ur dumper shut dog

[MarkyMark215]

How many doughnuts do you tackle on a typical morning?
I was not aware of Casey's but lmao at the first thing I saw on their site:

Is that a fuking doritio pizza?

Central Illinois brother checking in..

That would be Casey's taco pizza and it is GOAT.

Also, Caseys = GOAT gas station

Its a midwest thing

[EarlA]

Smok esome pot in teh Porto-potty

[Hector002]

I got really bad diarrhea from McDonalds last week. Haven't eaten there since.

[AlexSays]

Wait till old guy is looking out the window, stare him direct in the eye as you pull down your pants and slowly squat down in the center of his driveway.

Maintain eye contact as you slowly parp out your dribbling faeces directly onto the drive to assert dominance

Watch as his respect for you swells and he immediately offers you the comfort of his home for anything you might need be it food, toilet, rest, money

shuffle your angus around on his front lawn to clean it and bask in victory

[Caeculus]

Casey's taco pizza is the best thing ever

[Misc420Doctor]

That's a big breakfast are you trying to outsize rog?

[OffwhiteBrah]

text dad and let him know

[PAU1]

Casey's taco pizza is the best thing ever

If Taco Bell can make Mexican pizza, Casey's taco pizza sounds like fair game.

I think sissy hipster gourmands call it "fusion cuisine" on their foodie blogs.

[Auraria]

Wait till old guy is looking out the window, stare him direct in the eye as you pull down your pants and slowly squat down in the center of his driveway.

Maintain eye contact as you slowly parp out your dribbling faeces directly onto the drive to assert dominance

Watch as his respect for you swells and he immediately offers you the comfort of his home for anything you might need be it food, toilet, rest, money

shuffle your angus around on his front lawn to clean it and bask in victory

Mirin dog goals of 2020

[tornister]

should've got doner kebab instead of mcdonalds

[4everalone]

Tradie life seems so depressing. Low status job, gas station meals, McDonald’s breakfast, energy drinks, no females at work to socialize with, manual labor, outside in rain & cold

Then again knowing trades is manly af. Always wanted to be an electrician myself