You have a baby and your wife says she wont breastfeed, wat do?

[MuslimBrahSwag]

inb4 baby evolves into soy

[GiveMeTheD]

I wouldnt have married someone so selfish

[AgentSkyhawk]

don't put my name on the birth certificate since she saving them titties for lamar and lavar

[Ratfish]

No wife of mine.

[aleeboy]

Almost every child born in the last 20 years was raised on powder formula. Let that sink in

[davik]

show cdc - they encourage breastfeeding. so the scientisism should kick in or cause massive cognitive dissonance

[Kiop]

will tell
him dont
look at me
like that small
boy

[BK909]

1. Let it go
2. Start paying child support

Murica

[MuslimBrahSwag]

Almost every child born in the last 20 years was raised on powder formula. Let that sink in

sloots claim to love their children but their actions say the exact opposite.

This should be one of those deal breaker questions. It tells you a lot about who she is.

[aleeboy]

sloots claim to love their children but their actions say the exact opposite.

This should be one of those deal breaker questions. It tells you a lot about who she is.

Apparently it's too much of a pain to suffer through sensitive nipples. I would've thought not having a degenerate child is more important than physical pain. Oh well, we have arrived to where we are as a result of betaness all around.

[BK909]

Almost every child born in the last 20 years was raised on powder formula. Let that sink in

Links?

Edit: I just get ads for formula apparently it's a gift from the gods....

[sg1976]

Phuck that. Kids sleep better on formula.

[snailsrus]

Why wouldn’t you want to breast feed? Formula should only be used if you can’t provide milk/enough milk

“ breast milk provides the ideal nutrition for infants. It has a nearly perfect mix of vitamins, protein, and fat -- everything your baby needs to grow. And it's all provided in a form more easily digested than infant formula. Breast milk contains antibodies that help your baby fight off viruses and bacteria. Breastfeeding lowers your baby's risk of having asthma or allergies. Plus, babies who are breastfed exclusively for the first 6 months, without any formula, have fewer ear infections, respiratory illnesses, and bouts of diarrhea. They also have fewer hospitalizations and trips to the doctor.”

[MuslimBrahSwag]

Why wouldn’t you want to breast feed? Formula should only be used if you can’t provide milk/enough milk

“ breast milk provides the ideal nutrition for infants. It has a nearly perfect mix of vitamins, protein, and fat -- everything your baby needs to grow. And it's all provided in a form more easily digested than infant formula. Breast milk contains antibodies that help your baby fight off viruses and bacteria. Breastfeeding lowers your baby's risk of having asthma or allergies. Plus, babies who are breastfed exclusively for the first 6 months, without any formula, have fewer ear infections, respiratory illnesses, and bouts of diarrhea. They also have fewer hospitalizations and trips to the doctor.”

a lot of girls I know didnt even attempt to breast feed. Just said nope heres some similac

[BigElephant]

Good on her. Those titties are for me to suck on not some douche kid.

[IEatDeadPeople]

I imagine you get a free pass to smack her around in your lovely religion, no?

[Tornach]

Make her drink chinese baby formula.

[steeler505]

start on a heavy diet of soy so i can breastfeed my offspring myself

[MilkforBrains]

I'd want some myself. Straight from the bap. People think that's weird but I want to try it.

[snailsrus]

I'd want some myself. Straight from the bap. People think that's weird but I want to try it.

there was actually a fad of body builders drinking breast milk...

[MuslimBrahSwag]

there was actually a fad of body builders drinking breast milk...

bodybuilders have been eating baby food forever. More regulations = better

dem sweet potatoes hnnng

[anonymous]

What's the reasoning behind it? Some women are extra sensitive and it can actually be a torture milking the tatas.

Not enough studies on the breastfeeding/formula debate to conclude anything.

[MilkforBrains]

there was actually a fad of body builders drinking breast milk...

I don't want to try it for that reason and I don't want to pretend I'm a baby (Ew). I read a post on Reddit a million years ago with some couples talking about doing it and it sounded pretty hot. It's got a name.

[CopeFear]

inb4 baby evolves into soy

You married the wrong cousin srs

[hoganrulz]

Titty pump

[snailsrus]

I don't want to try it for that reason and I don't want to pretend I'm a baby (Ew). I read a post on Reddit a million years ago with some couples talking about doing it and it sounded pretty hot. It's got a name.

adult nursing relationship

[CockHorse]

I'd want some myself. Straight from the bap. People think that's weird but I want to try it.

Username checks out.

[CopeFear]

Titty pump

[MilkforBrains]

Username checks out.

Lmao. Just a coincidence but I suppose it fits.

[Gringo12]

Probably wouldn't care, breast feeding is what ruins breasts