Bet your life savings on Cowboys +2.5 Monday Night

[HockeyBacon18]

Lock of the century. Maybe even go ML instead for some extra $$$

Cowboys will not miss a beat without Dak, Dalton is barely a notch below, they still have their 3 headed monster at WR. Chandler Jones is OUT, there will be minimal pass rush.

if anything the Cowboys go back to the bread and butter of running it with Zeke.

[El Conquistador]

Lock of the century. Maybe even go ML instead for some extra $$$

Cowboys will not miss a beat without Dak, Dalton is barely a notch below, they still have their 3 headed monster at WR. Chandler Jones is OUT, there will be minimal pass rush.

if anything the Cowboys go back to the bread and butter of running it with Zeke.

I only accept my lock predictions from W1LLW...then do the opposite!

[Motiviert]

The smartest thing you can do is find out whether willow, or young metro, or any of you stupid fuk sports misc are betting on, and do the complete opposite. You are all the dumbest chitheads in all of sports.

[AlBHappy]

The smartest thing you can do is find out whether willow, or young metro, or any of you stupid fuk sports misc are betting on, and do the complete opposite. You are all the dumbest chitheads in all of sports.

YoungMetro is in a class by himself. He might be dumber than Max Kellerman, and I never thought that was possible

[tripod29]

Is this SIZZLING or nah?

[HockeyBacon18]

Is this SIZZLING or nah?

my sizzling Bacon hot takes are 3-0 on the year.

not to be confused with the sizzling hot take which is 16-3 when faded.

[YoungMetro24]

YoungMetro is in a class by himself. He might be dumber than Max Kellerman, and I never thought that was possible

Larry Bird is the GOAT


The Patriots are the best team in the AFC

Your takes really suck.

Sometimes the jokes write themselves.

[Brosnbroccoli]

Agreed with OP.
Cowboys ML.

[HockeyBacon18]

lines now -1 Cowboys. Hope you guys got in early.

[Droopdx]

Chiefs -5.5 over the Bills too?

[BigDeeps01]

This is actually a good take

[BobLoblawBrah]

Did you remember to spot Arizona 21 pts in the first quarter when you crunched these numbers?

[HockeyBacon18]

this may have not been the play

[charity4thepoor]

this may have not been the play

Dalton is a 2nd heif QB broyo

[YoungMetro24]

this may have not been the play

2 quick scores off turnovers. Cowboys are still in it. You should still be slapped for declaring any primetime game with Andy Dalton as the QB as a "lock" though.

[BuckNakedinBama]

Anyone have live betting odds on Cowboys ML?

[YoungMetro24]

Anyone have live betting odds on Cowboys ML?

Seeing +226. I'll hop on it to root for OP.

[Motiviert]

Lol cowboys

[wildchild11]

Lol

[BobLoblawBrah]

Did you remember to spot Arizona 21 pts in the first quarter when you crunched these numbers?

bow down

[Motiviert]

bow down

Fukking good call dude. Srs

[Droopdx]

Yeshhhh the red rifle is getting buried and Zeke has lost it

[Phil9]

Dalton is a 2nd heif QB broyo

*Watches interception*


Welp...

Yeshhhh the red rifle is getting buried and Zeke has lost it

Already got paid and it's a lost season. Can't blame him.

[HockeyBacon18]

posting this from my 1987 toaster

[tekkenbruh]

Classic misc predictions

[1hardgainer]

Just lost my life savings, now posting from a can of Spam.






















J/k, lol @ typical miscer bold predictions

[charity4thepoor]

*Watches interception*

That clutch TD pass to cooper got me 12 points FEELS GOOD MAN

[YoungMetro24]

Agreed with OP.
Cowboys ML.

Between this and calling the Jets last week, you’re absolutely awful.

[tripod29]

Thanks OP. I went with the exact opposite of what you said and won big. Please keep giving weekly advise.

[Blasting]

Between this and calling the Jets last week, you’re absolutely awful.

You bet on Dalton at +226 down 14-0 in primetime. Yikes.