Boulder, CO bans gatherings for 18-22 year olds

[Lefticle]

Right as the CDC releases their 99.997% chance of survival if they contact Covid.





Surely this will work and help Democrats get re-elected.

[GlassMoon]

bro its only 14 days!

[Ratfish]

Fkn lmao

[OliverHeldens]

It's funny how obvious the election angle is at this point.

[Retoaded]

Portland is Capital of Clownworld, but Colorado is trying hard.

[keyboardworkout]

The specific four year age restriction is just fuking retarded.

[bsmit107]

Pretty sure that's unconstitutional.

[DizzySmalls]

That can't possibly be legal. Whoever is responsible should be flogged in public or deported, 100% srs

[InVentive44]

Hilarious.

[Retoaded]

Pretty sure that's unconstitutional.

Of course its unconstitutional, but when has a liberal cared about that.

[terrorgunt]

Pretty sure that's unconstitutional.

Bro the Constitution only talks about the right to an abortion.

So I'm told by the left....

[KathleenRyan]

Time for Boulder to riot. This is insanely unconstitutional and blatantly targeting a specific age demographic for no phucking reason.

When the virus kills almost no one.

Especially not young people.

Globalism be like.

[SmashinYoungVag]

Of course its unconstitutional, but when has a liberal cared about that.

[Pterodactyl314]

[JerryAtrix]

Sounds like Revenge of the Nerds honestly, they're salty we're out here still slaying and mommy won't bring them tendie's if she's out sucking off Chad.

[TBO1313]

bro its only 14 days!

Only 2 more weeks bro... I wonder if they are aware they are a meme

[tank2003]

Not that i condone this but it seems like this age bracket is a repeat offender of the no big group policy

https://www.westword.com/news/covid-...pdate-11806273

The language of the announcement doesn't specify the size of the forbidden get-togethers. The key passage reads: "Anyone aged 18 to 22 years old anywhere in the City of Boulder may not participate in any gatherings of any size, whether indoors, outdoors, on or off campus, or with individuals of any age; and residents of 36 addresses identified in the Order who have repeatedly engaged in activities that violate public health orders or who live in congregate living situations must stay at their residence at all times (i.e. Stay-At-Home Order)."

But as long as you say you are out protesting racism or whatever, you should be fine

[Kiop]

itsnt real
until u get
it and beg
for help
like flyod

[HMFIC_BROWSIN]

What is fatality rate of 18-22 year olds?

[Retoaded]

What is fatality rate of 18-22 year olds?

.00003 (srs)

[BeigeJumang]

Who cares, it's only for 2 weeks to flatten the curve

[hotsaucebrah]

Not that i condone this but it seems like this age bracket is a repeat offender of the no big group policy

https://www.westword.com/news/covid-...pdate-11806273



But as long as you say you are out protesting racism or whatever, you should be fine

I went to a big party state school, people would end up just having giant house parties and calling them protests.

[zhengterry]

Stay home and no work? Rofl

[terrorgunt]

Who cares, it's only for 2 weeks to flatten the curve

Yep. Just so hospitals aren't overwhelmed. Trust them bro.

[Lefticle]

I went to a big party state school, people would end up just having giant house parties and calling them protests.

100%.

"We're protesting no being able to gather"

[knightofday]

You forgot to include the disclaimer

"**Does not apply to 18-22 year-olds participating in mostly peaceful protests"

OP left out this most important part.

[Scottybby]

If they are going to discriminate by age, why not lockdown all old people and let the rest and the whole economy continue as usual?

[chaunce54]

bro its only 14 days!

[pengh]

Portland is Capital of Clownworld, but Colorado is trying hard.

It's hard to compare considering Portland is a country and Colorado is a large town.

[topperstyle]

My state is ****ing stupid.