LMAO! Pesky 9 y/o just hustled the fuk outta school. (covid) (story time).

[luckyboy23]

Fiance's 9 y/o nephew just outwitted the system.

Went to school today, pretended to be sick. Claimed he couldn't breathe, had a fever, felt ill, and said he thinks he has corona virus. School staff just called his mom to pick him up. She picks him up, he's all smiles and tells his mom "I played them" with a smug look on his face. LMFAO.

School told his mom he's not allowed back for 10 days... That's 10 days worth of playtime and video games... What a fukkin G.

Then we have all these stupid articles coming out about "exposures" and what not... TFW a 9 y/o kid can work the system and possibly make a headline story.

Kids are GOAT trolls.

[Hitlgger]

sounds like he will be a very productive member of society when he grows up

[dj006xx]

sounds like he will be a very productive member of society when he grows up

like being an alt red?

Kids a G

[MisterJustice]

savage

[janglingjack]

Schools hate him

[LtGoose]

My parents would have beat me to an inch of death.

I could have gotten an arm chopped off and my parents would still make me to go school the very next day.

[shmobin]

Back when parents did their fuking jobs that kid was grounded for a month.

[Procta]

sleep for dinner after waking up from being KO'ed

game system smashed as well

[KathleenRyan]

Then we have all these stupid articles coming out about "exposures" and what not... TFW a 9 y/o kid can work the system and possibly make a headline story.

Accurate. 2020 is year of fear mongering and panicels.

Edit: OP if this does actually make local news for you guys please let me know in a PM or somethin, I want to lol @ it.

[luckyboy23]

My parents would have beat me to an inch of death.

I could have gotten an arm chopped off and my parents would still make me to go school the very next day.

Feels. My arm could be dangling by a thread and my eyeballs fallen out of my sockets... NOPE! You're going to school.

Kid in topic has ADHD, and the ADHD thread inspired me to share this... I know the feel of hating school. Wish covid happened when I was his age. Best/longest summer vacation of all time.

[luckyboy23]

Accurate. 2020 is year of fear mongering and panicels.

Edit: OP if this does actually make local news for you guys please let me know in a PM or somethin, I want to lol @ it.

I promise I will make a thread about it... Not only for the LOLs, but to expose fake news.

[puzzycrookz]

sounds like he's on his way to become a criminal when he grows up

[KathleenRyan]

Wish covid happened when I was his age. Best/longest summer vacation of all time.

I don't. The future for these kids is absolutely phucked. Young Gen-Z and Gen Alpha are going to be absolutely ruined.

I'm not trying to sound dramatic either, that's just full-stop what's going to happen now that they can't socialize with their peers or get a normal education. Almost all these kids are just sitting at home doing the same thing their parents are doing - vegetating in front of a tablet or TV screen.

Imagine what dating as a 21 year old is going to be like 10+ years from now.... loooooooool

[frutistafreeze]

Sounds like the parents should start renovating that basement seeing as though their 9yo will soon enough be a 30yo still living with them

[propreffered7]

I don't. The future for these kids is absolutely phucked. Young Gen-Z and Gen Alpha are going to be absolutely ruined.

I'm not trying to sound dramatic either, that's just full-stop what's going to happen now that they can't socialize with their peers or get a normal education. Almost all these kids are just sitting at home doing the same thing their parents are doing - vegetating in front of a tablet or TV screen.

Imagine what dating as a 21 year old is going to be like 10+ years from now.... loooooooool

ehh.. i could see them wanting to be social media influencers and chit. which means they'll be entertaining

what i think will happen is they'll be bigger sell outs with an air of fakeness, causing a bunch of trouble because of it. they'll think the trouble is elsewhere when it's really them

fake relationships, fake actions, etc. for social media clout/ money

[cookiefiend]

If they won't let him back with the situation explained, they should take him to get tested, homeschool him and make sure he doesn't have fun. He'll only keep doing it otherwise.

[frutistafreeze]

If they won't let him back with the situation explained, they should take him to get tested, homeschool him and make sure he doesn't have fun. He'll only keep doing it otherwise.

This. Once these little weasels get away with something they just double down the next time

[PepperedAngus]

I don't. The future for these kids is absolutely phucked. Young Gen-Z and Gen Alpha are going to be absolutely ruined.

I'm not trying to sound dramatic either, that's just full-stop what's going to happen now that they can't socialize with their peers or get a normal education. Almost all these kids are just sitting at home doing the same thing their parents are doing - vegetating in front of a tablet or TV screen.

Imagine what dating as a 21 year old is going to be like 10+ years from now.... loooooooool

And on top of this their parents are thundertwats as well, so they are getting zero real world skills.

[rikugunchusa]

future tradie

[EmmaW4tson]

Why blame the kid when hysterical karens and timmies are losing their minds over a coof? The kid didnt learn that chit from playing fortnite did he?

Fukin LOL @ this. God damn retards in power being hysterical. God help us if a true biblical plague hits.

[Clockbro]

That's 10 days of yardwork and a broken wooden spoon across my butt if I pulled this as a kid


In b4 2027 thread "Kicked my stepson out of the house"

[lampelys]

He just learned a valuable life lesson. If the system is a joke, play along with it and reap the rewards. Mirin'

[backinthegymbro]

sounds like he will be a very productive member of society when he grows up

not like they really teach you anything at age 9 anyway.

[saltypits]

My oldest was telling me at the other high schools no one's washing their hands or sanitizing in the hopes that they have a major outbreak so they don't have to go to school.

[Ratfish]

looking forward to him fixing the pothole in front of my house in 11 years

[kcadrenalin]

That's 10 days of yardwork and a broken wooden spoon across my butt if I pulled this as a kid


In b4 2027 thread "Kicked my stepson out of the house"

Same. I would have been begging to be sent back to school after the first day at home. Mom was a little soft but dad took no prisoners when it came to dealing with bullchit.