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    What's the best/worst/funniest life advice you have ever received?

    Whether we wanted to hear them or not, advice was given freely to our young ears.

    Bring back as many old sayings as you can, put them all here as we need a good laugh.


    When peeling potatoes Mum said to leave the eyes in and they'll see you through the week !

    And always buy good shoes and a good bed because if you're not in one, you'll be in
    the other.

    My nan gave me two good pieces of advice when I got my first home. Always have
    matching net curtains and always have fresh cut flowers in the home. I always have.


    What pearls of wisdom have been handed down to all you lovely people out there
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    Meh - don't put your hands in your pants or pockets, or talk with your hands

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    (Referring to a dude dressed as a chic but has a visible adam's apple.)
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    ...Referring to a dude dressed as a...
    Never explain jokes, just move on
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    Never explain jokes, just move on
    NG is a Filipino, so you know, not necessarily a joke.
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    NG is a Filipino, so you know, not necessarily a joke.
    Ah, I see.. it was the voice of bitter experience
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    Look at Looeezee, sneaking in here with a drive-by thread and thinking we didn't notice. There are a few sneaky chicks in here and I might have to report something

    But, that's another story that's sure to be a remembered as part of O35 history.

    When I was a senior in high school - no racist for those who didn't even go to high school, I had a job. Yes, I was a 17 year old businessman working at Sears Automotive. It was better than Sears retail selling clothes, because we were men back then. Of course the Sears Automotive guys who stood behind the counter selling oil and oil filters, was the sexy job. The employees who worked the counter were cut-ups. We would do some crazy stuff.

    So, that's the back story. During my time at Sears Automotive, my sister was driving. I mean a blind Asian woman drove better than my sister, if you know what I'm saying. This is no dig at Asians, either. Anyway, one time my sister said she was pulled over because her "blinkers weren't working." I told her that I would help her. You have to also understand that I was evil back then and playing pranks on people and family members were a great source of entertainment.

    I told my sister that she was out of blinker fluid. She said, "Oh, you can get me some?" I said no and that each car manufacturer had its own proprietary blend. I suggested that I would drive her to Sears Automotive to get some blinker fluid and that I could get her an employee discount. She said, "Oh, thank you."

    I was off the next day and after school I drove my sister to Sears Automotive where I worked. I told her to ask for some blinker fluid to the counter guy. She went over there and asked, "Hi, I'm Mark's sister and my blinkers aren't working. He said that I could get some blinker fluid here. Do ya have some?"

    Well, there was a moment of silence. Then, an eruption of laughter. My sister hated me that night, but I laughed so hard I thought I was gong to die.

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    Ha some good ones in here and I can feel the frustration amongst some here who want to contribute but
    are needing a bit more thinking time. Never fear, NG is here


    So you are an annoying brother, Mark! Great memories for some lol


    OTL, the trouble I find with this one is I'll buy low and they go lower, haha sell high and they head to the skies



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    Grandfather was a Philadelphia detective and gave us driving advice....he said never drive in a pack of cars. Always leave yourself an escape rout and a way out of trouble. I still do it till this day.
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    NG is a Filipino, so you know, not necessarily a joke.
    HAHAHA. LMAO.

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    Good advice- No one ever made a good decision with a hard on.


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    Worst advice received: you can't drink drive a motorbike because the first thing that goes is your balance, so if you're too drunk you just can't ride it.

    I believed that and even lent the guy who gave the advice a bike so he could go out drinking and he dropped the bike on a straight road so it seemed to prove the theory (he paid all repairs). But soon after I hurt my shoulder (maybe tore rhomboid, never got diagnosed but still get occasional pain all these years later) and I was in so much pain I couldn't ride home so I decided to speed chug cans of super strength beer to relax muscles for the ride and it was only a 250 after all... On way home I felt sober (probably due to pain) but I was all over the road and skidded in front of big truck and could have been killed.
    The motorbike drinking/balance theory is wrong! I've never drunk driven anything ever again, and advise others not to.
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    An old friend at work once told me "If you want to look busy at the office always walk fast with a pen in your hand." He was our George Costanza before Seinfeld was even on the air.
    Lol reminds me of what I learned while in the Army. If you want people to leave you alone just walk around with a clipboard.
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    Lol reminds me of what I learned while in the Army. If you want people to leave you alone just walk around with a clipboard.
    I knew a guy who kept a second hat in his drawer, on Fridays when he wanted to leave early for the weekend he would leave that hat on his desk and go home. People would think he was around somewhere because his hat was there.
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    Good advice- No one ever made a good decision with a hard on.
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    Originally Posted by mtpockets View Post
    I knew a guy who kept a second hat in his drawer, on Fridays when he wanted to leave early for the weekend he would leave that hat on his desk and go home. People would think he was around somewhere because his hat was there.
    I worked with a guy who had 2 identical jackets. Always one on the back of his chair.
    He also never carried a bag of any sort of possible and wore a jacket to go outside to smoke. See him walk to the door wearing his jacket holding a pack of cigarettes often he was going AWOL. But jacket still on chair. He produced good work and at the right times just often enough to keep job, but even his boss was never 100% sure where he was or what he was doing. He was the master of his game.
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