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09-17-2020, 03:10 PM #31I'm a Swifty Now
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Air Force Veteran 1976 - 1999 - Cannabis Enthusiast since the 1960's
Retired at 40 Crew - Social distancing expert - Living the Dream
I use the gender neutral pronouns "Fukker/Fukkers" a lot.
****** I don't always agree with the memes I post ******
I tell it like it is, if you want smoke blown up your ass or something sugar coated. I suggest you get a Hooker and a powdered donut.
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09-17-2020, 04:37 PM #32Registered User
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Don't fart while wearing ear pods especially in public.
Just because you're breathing doesn't mean you're living-life!
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09-17-2020, 05:00 PM #33Powerlifting in disguise
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Dont sit on concrete....you'll get hemmoroids.
Same old timer that told me that, used to also say... "You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but you cant pick your friends nose".RAW lifts
635 Dead http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mATRBZ0gwdg
585x7 Dead reps http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6yf2ZkdNNNQ
420 Bench (paused) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MJ2_Q-TLIB8
535 Squat https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kdgVaiTi4-8&feature=youtu.be
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09-17-2020, 05:09 PM #34I'm a Swifty Now
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In the workplace
#1 People First
#2 Work Second
Take care of number 1 and number 2 takes care of itselfLast edited by mtpockets; 09-17-2020 at 05:14 PM.
Air Force Veteran 1976 - 1999 - Cannabis Enthusiast since the 1960's
Retired at 40 Crew - Social distancing expert - Living the Dream
I use the gender neutral pronouns "Fukker/Fukkers" a lot.
****** I don't always agree with the memes I post ******
I tell it like it is, if you want smoke blown up your ass or something sugar coated. I suggest you get a Hooker and a powdered donut.
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09-17-2020, 05:25 PM #35Registered User
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When someone is always saying “I wish blah blah blah” reply with “Wish in one hand and $hit in the other, see which one fills up first”
“It takes a big dog to weigh a ton”
“When ignorance is bliss, to be wise is folly”
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09-17-2020, 05:55 PM #36Nihilist
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When I was in highschool, I worked at a grocery store. One of my supervisors used to frequently dispense the following advice: “Never put your finger where you couldn't put your hand”. I leave it to your own judgment as to the soundness of such advice.
Originally Posted by Plateauplower
It takes a big man to cry, but it takes a bigger man to laugh at that man.
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09-18-2020, 05:50 AM #37Age 63
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When you turn women upside down , their all sisters
Make Misc great again
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09-18-2020, 04:40 PM #38Mr Flexy's Happy Protg
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Make your own money - don't rely on anyone else to support you.
The world can be an ugly place so make your home a lovely place. My mom wasn't just talking about the wallpaper when she said that - she meant keep your home happy, peaceful and stress-free.
SPF - every. single. day!!No drama: You know where we are.
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