Stop fukking saying elts you chit eating kunts.
Anything elts about dumb kunt's pronunciation of simple english words you guys might like to share?
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09-09-2020, 06:35 AM #1
Linguistic pet peeves: elts instead of else.
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09-09-2020, 06:37 AM #2
Thread title pet peeve: people typing else when they mean elts
Stop fukking typing else you chit eating kunts.
Anything else about dumb kunt's typing of phonetic english words you guys might like to share?Smooth Seas don't make Strong Sailors. Keep your head up.
MrWhiskey24 for jolly cooperation (PS)
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09-09-2020, 06:39 AM #3
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09-09-2020, 06:39 AM #4
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09-09-2020, 06:42 AM #5
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09-09-2020, 06:43 AM #6
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09-09-2020, 06:44 AM #7
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09-09-2020, 06:49 AM #8
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09-09-2020, 07:15 AM #9
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09-09-2020, 07:28 AM #10
I hate post-modern internet slang. I'd take a thousand malapropisms or mispronunciations over "THIS. JUST THIS" or "Louder for the people in back" or "This energy" or "ok boomer" or any other ****gy limp-dicked Gen Z slang. Also hate all that "doggo" baby babble sh!t.
Somewhere like Misc or Reddit or whatever, yea. I can see there being inside jokes. But when I see it bleed into Twitter or ******** and people represent themselves publicly with internet slang, they just look like *******s.
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09-09-2020, 07:30 AM #11
Can you show me where "cannae" is located in the English dictionary? Didn't think so. You reckon the Chief Executive of RBS uses the term "cannae" in e-mails because its "standard Scottish dialect"? Where I come from the word "scundered" is standard dialect for embarrassed, and its still fuking retarded. So fuk off you retard.
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09-09-2020, 07:35 AM #12
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Irregardless (regardless)
Supposubly (supposedly)
First two I thought of.
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09-09-2020, 07:40 AM #13
Never heard anyone say that but I'll be sure to slap them across the face if I ever do
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ฯฯัโโ ััฮฑฮฝัโัั ศผััฯ โ โ/โโโ
๐ฌ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐ ๐ฎ๐๐ ๐ธ๐๐๐๐๐ ๐ฝ๐๐๐ ยฎ
๐๐ต'๐ด ๐ซ๐ถ๐ด๐ต ๐ต๐ธ๐ฐ ๐ธ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฌ๐ด. ๐๐ต'๐ด ๐ซ๐ถ๐ด๐ต ๐จ๐ณ๐ฐ๐ถ๐ฏ๐ฅ ๐ต๐ณ๐ฐ๐ฐ๐ฑ๐ด. ๐๐ต'๐ด ๐ซ๐ถ๐ด๐ต ๐ข ๐ต๐ข๐ค๐ต๐ช๐ค๐ข๐ญ ๐ฏ๐ถ๐ฌ๐ฆ. ๐๐ต'๐ด ๐ซ๐ถ๐ด๐ต ๐ต๐ฉ๐ฆ ๐ฎ๐ข๐ซ๐ฐ๐ณ ๐ค๐ช๐ต๐ช๐ฆ๐ด. ๐๐ต'๐ด ๐ซ๐ถ๐ด๐ต ๐ข ๐ญ๐ช๐ต๐ต๐ญ๐ฆ ๐ณ๐ข๐ฅ๐ช๐ข๐ต๐ช๐ฐ๐ฏ ๐ฑ๐ฐ๐ช๐ด๐ฐ๐ฏ๐ช๐ฏ๐จ. ๐๐ต'๐ด ๐ซ๐ถ๐ด๐ต ๐ง๐ข๐ฎ๐ช๐ฏ๐ฆ.
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09-09-2020, 07:42 AM #14
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09-09-2020, 07:44 AM #15
I hole-hardedly agree, but allow me to play doubles advocate here for a moment. For all intensive purposes I think you are wrong. In an age where false morals are a diamond dozen, true virtues are a blessing in the skies. We often put our false morality on a petal stool like a bunch of pre-Madonnas, but you all seem to be taking something very valuable for granite. So I ask of you to mustard up all the strength you can because it is a doggy dog world out there. Although there is some merit to what you are saying it seems like you have a huge ship on your shoulder. In your argument you seem to throw everything in but the kids Nsync, and even though you are having a feel day with this I am here to bring you back into reality. I have a sick sense when it comes to these types of things. It is almost spooky, because I cannot turn a blonde eye to these glaring flaws in your rhetoric. I have zero taller ants when it comes to people spouting out hate in the name of moral righteousness. You just need to remember what comes around is all around, and when supply and command fails you will be the first to go. Make my words, when you get down to brass stacks it doesn't take rocket appliances to get two birds stoned at once. It's clear who makes the pants in this relationship, and sometimes you just have to swallow your prize and accept the facts. You might have to come to this conclusion through denial and error but I swear on my mother's mating name that when you put the petal to the medal you will pass with flying carpets like itโs a peach of cake.
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09-09-2020, 07:44 AM #16
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