My grandpa is savage af
Went out to eat with my grandparents tonight. They are in their 80’s. Went to a local burger joint. Grandpa is a former marine, multimillionaire, and still lifts weights and runs several times a week. He didn’t wear a mask. I jokingly said “You don’t have a mask on? What are we gonna have to do with you?”
He responded with “looks like you’re gonna have to take me out and shoot me”
Lmfaooooo
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09-02-2020, 07:16 PM #1Go fuсk yourself.
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My grandpa is savage af
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09-02-2020, 07:18 PM #2Negged srs
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09-02-2020, 07:20 PM #3Registered User
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lol did you do it?
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09-02-2020, 07:21 PM #4Banned
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Woh hey a man? That's rare these days. I wish we had more men like your grandfather instead of these mask wearing pansies *******s larping around like dykes on antidepressants.
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09-02-2020, 07:23 PM #5Registered User
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Str8 savage
My grandpa is the same way, he’s 81 and lives in the mountains and hunts bear/elk/moose/deer every year. He was also a marine.6’0
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09-03-2020, 04:15 AM #6Go fuсk yourself.
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Sometimes it makes me sad I never joined the marines...Originally Posted by eatliftskate
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09-03-2020, 04:26 AM #7Nukem
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Fuk this makes me miss my grandpa. Men of that generation did not give a single fuk.
He took me camping every summer of my youth. He once gave me a loaded gun and let me shoot phone books in his bedroom lol - in an apartment building mind you.*Look at reflection in car window and flex every time crew*
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09-03-2020, 04:28 AM #8
ha ha so funny op tell us more
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09-03-2020, 05:06 AM #9my non-edited 'before'pic
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One of my grandfathers was a psychopath straight out of old country Sicily (going way back). His own family, including his sons, were scared to death of him.
But they turned out to be well-adjusted, intelligent, industrious, strong-willed, warm and loving normal human beings and family men. Criminologists' nature theory proven correct here.Fact: My first-generation uncle was a boxer who fought Sugar Ray Robinson! He also fought in the war, sacrificing the career he deeply loved, so people could have the right to freedom.
Let's show RESPECT for the POLICE and ALL FIRST RESPONDERS by helping to keep THEM SAFE AND SOUND, and thereby able to PROTECT US!
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09-03-2020, 05:08 AM #10Official Bloatlord
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It dies sound like something an old man would say.
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09-03-2020, 07:12 AM #11Go fuсk yourself.
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Why were they scared?Originally Posted by etet1919
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09-03-2020, 08:19 AM #12N = R * fp * ne * fl * fi
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He'd probably catch the bullet and kill you by throwing it back at you
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09-03-2020, 08:53 AM #13Registered User
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Lmao a true red blooded American.Originally Posted by lightsarefallin
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09-03-2020, 08:55 AM #14Caucasian, Bro/Brah/Bruh
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Alpha as fuk.
I bet he was pissed when you picked up the tab.
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09-03-2020, 12:08 PM #15Go fuсk yourself.
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I tried and he told me "Nope, we won't be doing that"Originally Posted by AlBHappy
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09-03-2020, 04:47 PM #16my non-edited 'before'pic
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He was a very violent man. And he was violent and abusive with them, as well. There was a lot of tragedy in that family, for sure.Originally Posted by Lefticle
He showed a softer side with some of his youngest- the babies.Fact: My first-generation uncle was a boxer who fought Sugar Ray Robinson! He also fought in the war, sacrificing the career he deeply loved, so people could have the right to freedom.
Let's show RESPECT for the POLICE and ALL FIRST RESPONDERS by helping to keep THEM SAFE AND SOUND, and thereby able to PROTECT US!
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09-03-2020, 05:06 PM #17Registered User
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I had an alpha Grandpa who said what he wanted. He was an army veteran, career NFL player and coach, played and coached with Vince Lombardi, had a secret family with a waitress he knocked up at an away game and drank jack daniels until the day he died. He could also outdrive anyone on the golf course with a 7 iron.
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09-03-2020, 05:08 PM #18Registered User
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Alpha grandpa. There was no soy in his diet growing up.
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09-03-2020, 05:16 PM #19Banned
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My grandfather died when I was young. But my grandma always told me stories about him. Also about her father, my great grandfather.
My dad's side of my family was straight alpha. From West Virginia. All between 6'2-6'8. Hands the size of baseball mits. I have decent sized hands and our family book has a tracing of my dad's uncle that makes it look like I have baby hands.
But my great grandfather was in WW1 and his battalion saw the most action in the war. He was left for dead at a farm in France because he became ill. Foot soldier left behind. Everyone though he was dead because he didn't show when the came back. Came back home 4 months later. The family at the farm saved his life.
He was 6'4, basball mits for hands, and looked like a fukking baddass lady killer. Here's his pic.
Wish I was that alpha. srs.
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09-03-2020, 05:20 PM #20Low Test Crew
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Grandpa's are always alpha SOBs.
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09-03-2020, 05:22 PM #21Originally Posted by Lefticle
alpha
my grandpa shot himself in the head when he was getting to old and started to forget things
thats honourable as hell
he fought in ww2 also
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