On CL checking out local posts for room mates.
This one isn't too bad...wants housework and $200. Something to think about for the miscer with a harem that just wants a little companionship and clean sheets.
Okay, well hearing how bad online dating is maybe this guy is on to something. Doesn't seem to have unreasonably high standards and he might at least get some dates.
This has to be a miscer...or maybe a miscer's dad. Straight up says he is looking for something more than friends-
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08-13-2020, 05:17 PM #1No Huevos
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Wifey: Why buy when you can rent?
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08-13-2020, 05:21 PM #2
LMFAOOO actually fuking hilarious. Guy could be a rapist tho. The rent AND that pussy better be paid on time or else...
you should troll him by text for lulz
Do it for the misc!
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08-13-2020, 05:37 PM #3
Boomers using every website for dating
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08-13-2020, 05:37 PM #4Registered User
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Crack whores need love too
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08-13-2020, 05:40 PM #5Registered User
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hes btter of getting a south east asian broad then send her back when her visa expires
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08-13-2020, 05:40 PM #6🇷🇺🇧🇾🇵🇸
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just backtraced your exact location based on you finding that, OPie
coming over nowMake Europe Germany Again
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08-13-2020, 05:45 PM #7Banned
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when will it be mine turn
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08-13-2020, 05:52 PM #8Registered User
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LMAO at the guy who wants his rent!
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08-13-2020, 05:54 PM #9CEO of the Unified Fund
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STRONG pimp hand on old man. Sexors AND $500/mo rent. He must be hung like a donkey.
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08-13-2020, 05:56 PM #10I post when Im drunk
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weak male equivalent the to the whores version of only fans
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08-13-2020, 05:57 PM #11
This is actually very sad imagine being a lonely old man :/
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08-13-2020, 06:01 PM #12Registered User
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isolation crewOriginally Posted by wincel
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08-13-2020, 06:01 PM #13CEO of the Unified Fund
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Das it, mane.
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08-13-2020, 06:17 PM #14CEO of the Unified Fund
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This one looks interesting.
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08-13-2020, 07:13 PM #15No Huevos
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Wouldn't know where to start.Originally Posted by AimForPeace
Nah, rooms for rent.Originally Posted by lnvictus
True story.Originally Posted by Kay4Kool
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08-13-2020, 07:15 PM #16No Huevos
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No rest for the wicked.Originally Posted by Kev1972
How did that work out for you?Originally Posted by savageoldman
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08-13-2020, 07:17 PM #17No Huevos
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Thought of you when I made this thread. Srs.Originally Posted by Ratfish
I got some of those break and bake cookies at the store today. LMK when to start the oven.
When you get your own place?Originally Posted by wincel
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08-13-2020, 07:17 PM #18
pretty common boomer ad. srs.
also, you must be poverty AFFFFF to consider roommates when you have kids.
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08-13-2020, 07:29 PM #19Make a new gmail/google voice number (it's free) to use for trolling and bait the guyOriginally Posted by katya422
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08-13-2020, 07:36 PM #20Spoon Pic Connoisseur
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I thought u were married?Originally Posted by katya422
Awesome pics. Great size. Look thick. Solid. Tight. Keep us all posted on your continued progress with any new progress pics or vid clips. Show us what you got man. Wanna see how freakin' huge, solid, thick and tight you can get. Thanks for the motivation.
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08-13-2020, 07:41 PM #21No Huevos
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Nope. Divorced; final over a year now.Originally Posted by adamsz
I'm in TX and my daughter is mostly staying in MI.INTP Crew
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08-13-2020, 07:45 PM #22No Huevos
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Originally Posted by Legz422
Yeah, that is the one that inspired the thread. Saw some normal female seeking female roommate ads. One that looked like a scam- nice room, poster claimed to be an RN. Said lots of people had flaked so she wanted money up front to show you the place.Originally Posted by ErnieMccracken
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08-13-2020, 07:54 PM #23Katycel 🍼😫🍼
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Actually ended up in an arrangement like this with a girl I hooked up with previously. Just like that a year of my life gone in the most toxic relationship I've ever been in. Arrangements like this are more trouble than their worth. Think of the type of girl that would agree to this...dude would definitely want more than "cleaning service".
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08-13-2020, 08:02 PM #24Registered User
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just lol at "owning" a house (more like renting)
brb 1k+ payments for 25+ years
brb property tax for life
brb home insurance for life
brb gubmit can raise $ how ever they like
just LOL
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08-13-2020, 08:10 PM #25Registered User
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Wants rent plus booty call fukkin lmao
This has potential to be a great thread. Tell him your interested, ask for pics and report pic. We will come up with lulzy things to troll with.
Also download Google voice or a free texting app(TextNow) so he doesnt have your actual number
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08-13-2020, 08:23 PM #26No Huevos
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Will consider. It's past 10 PM here so I think odds are low of getting any reply tonight.Originally Posted by BorderPatrol505
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08-13-2020, 08:38 PM #27Investing the difference
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Just lolOriginally Posted by VulgarD1splay
Nobody is forcing you to take out a loan
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08-13-2020, 08:55 PM #28Hawaiian shirt hoarder
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^ You will have my reps for life if you follow through with this.Originally Posted by BorderPatrol505
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what's wrong with that if I may ask?Originally Posted by Legz422
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After 10pm is probably when you’re most likely to get a prompt response from people posting these adsOriginally Posted by katya422
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