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    Most degenerate fapping scenario you've ever been in (sloot misc too)

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    In high school, I managed to ever so slightly rub myself in class during some video while the lights were dimmed and managed to finish. Had to walk outta class with moist drawers. No one knew of course.

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    Originally Posted by BRANDERSS View Post
    Fapping and I noticed a spider on the wall didn't want it to get on me so I stared at it till I finished. Pretty much fapped to a spider.
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    I was in my teens (can't remeber the exact age) sleeping in the same room as my cousin.
    I felt horny so i got up and pretended that i needed to pee. I ended up fapping and jizzing into a coke bottle instead. I dunno if my cousin was asleep or not but it feltgoodmayne.

    The other time was when i fapped to a pic of a dead celebrity multiple times. I felt so dirty afterwards.
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    Originally Posted by sv722 View Post
    I was in my teens (can't remeber the exact age) sleeping in the same room as my cousin.
    I felt horny so i got up and pretended that i needed to pee. I ended up fapping and jizzing into a coke bottle instead. I dunno if my cousin was asleep or not but it feltgoodmayne.

    The other time was when i fapped to a pic of a dead celebrity multiple times. I felt so dirty afterwards.
    To me it's just honoring their memory. I mean, would you be offended if you died and some chick rubbed it out over your photos?
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    I fapped while driving home from the club. It was like 3am and after grinding up on sl00ts I was horny. The Vaseline was there, and the road was clear...
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    Same, but it was at Sunday School at church. Like, the night classes we had to take before confirmation. Dead srs.
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    So I got 2... no homo first
    1) I was around 13 . Was with my cousin and 3 other friends at my friend Elis house. We were playing ps3 then we decided to watch porn (cousins idea) we all sit down in elis room and turn on red tube.. we all start jerking off I felt kinda weird but I didn’t wanna be the only one who would seem weird if he walked away so we all jerked off for a bit...

    2) I was in my math teachers classroom (14) I was in the back of the room teacher was smoking hot.. I whipped my dick out and starting jerking off and came inside the desk where you would put your books and pencils in... srs
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    fapped with parents on the same room just with a blanket on top. Seems like a very common experience by young men judging by this thread lol
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    Originally Posted by Inger2 View Post
    So I got 2... no homo first
    1) I was around 13 . Was with my cousin and 3 other friends at my friend Elis house. We were playing ps3 then we decided to watch porn (cousins idea) we all sit down in elis room and turn on red tube.. we all start jerking off I felt kinda weird but I didn’t wanna be the only one who would seem weird if he walked away so we all jerked off for a bit...
    Don't worry, everyone did chit like that growing up.




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    Originally Posted by Inger2 View Post
    So I got 2... no homo first
    1) I was around 13 . Was with my cousin and 3 other friends at my friend Elis house. We were playing ps3 then we decided to watch porn (cousins idea) we all sit down in elis room and turn on red tube.. we all start jerking off I felt kinda weird but I didn’t wanna be the only one who would seem weird if he walked away so we all jerked off for a bit...

    2) I was in my math teachers classroom (14) I was in the back of the room teacher was smoking hot.. I whipped my dick out and starting jerking off and came inside the desk where you would put your books and pencils in... srs

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    Originally Posted by xxAchillesxx View Post
    Don't worry, everyone did chit like that growing up.




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    Fapping and I noticed a spider on the wall didn't want it to get on me so I stared at it till I finished. Pretty much fapped to a spider.
    Bruh, I have arachnophobia too

    Talk about a weird fap

    Mine was when I was in Geometry class it wasn't even like in the back of class it was kinda on the side in the middle with bright lights but I had a huge jacket and had a giant boner cuz there was like 3 11/10 girls in class with skin tight jeans that would always make me super horny and the jacket was so large I was able to silent stroke.
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    Originally Posted by RagnarChadbrok View Post
    Don't lie, everyone did this one time in middle school but then realized it was weird and didn't do it again
    I have never ever in my life fapped with other dudes in the room. 100% dead srs
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    Same, but it was at Sunday School at church. Like, the night classes we had to take before confirmation. Dead srs.
    Were people right next to you?
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    Were people right next to you?
    Honestly don't remember if they were sitting right next to me, but we were all definitely sitting at the same table. One of those fake wood topped folding buffet type tables, going over the lessons/notes and all.
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    In high school senior year last period class before going home. Some hot chick who would sit across from me would always cross her legs well on this particular day she didn't, and she had her legs apart so I could see clearly through her panties that camel toe. We were watching some random movie scene the teacher put on so it was dark, but I could still see clearly because I was so zoned in with my xray vision on her snatch like this...





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    Not as bad as some of these, but when I was a freshman in college, there was this 1000/10 in one of my classes, she sat next to me every time and always chatted me up. Had zero balls to ask her out because I would always freeze when trying to think of what to say, instead I would go to the bathroom after class and wank it in a stall. This happened about 20 times over the course of the semester. The next semester, I saw her in a common area in the dorms, she came over immediately and started talking to me, kept asking why I never took her out on a date. Instead of asking her out right there, I instead told her I needed to study and went into the bathroom stall...

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    Not as bad as some of these, but when I was a freshman in college, there was this 1000/10 in one of my classes, she sat next to me every time and always chatted me up. Had zero balls to ask her out because I would always freeze when trying to think of what to say, instead I would go to the bathroom after class and wank it in a stall. This happened about 20 times over the course of the semester. The next semester, I saw her in a common area in the dorms, she came over immediately and started talking to me, kept asking why I never took her out on a date. Instead of asking her out right there, I instead told her I needed to study and went into the bathroom stall...

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