What's the most inappropriate, degen fapping experience you've ever had?
In high school, I managed to ever so slightly rub myself in class during some video while the lights were dimmed and managed to finish. Had to walk outta class with moist drawers. No one knew of course.
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08-11-2020, 10:28 AM #1
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Most degenerate fapping scenario you've ever been in (sloot misc too)
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08-11-2020, 10:34 AM #4
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08-11-2020, 10:37 AM #5
I was in my teens (can't remeber the exact age) sleeping in the same room as my cousin.
I felt horny so i got up and pretended that i needed to pee. I ended up fapping and jizzing into a coke bottle instead. I dunno if my cousin was asleep or not but it feltgoodmayne.
The other time was when i fapped to a pic of a dead celebrity multiple times. I felt so dirty afterwards.ASS > TITS
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08-11-2020, 10:42 AM #6
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08-11-2020, 10:45 AM #7
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08-11-2020, 10:48 AM #8
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08-11-2020, 10:48 AM #9
So I got 2... no homo first
1) I was around 13 . Was with my cousin and 3 other friends at my friend Elis house. We were playing ps3 then we decided to watch porn (cousins idea) we all sit down in elis room and turn on red tube.. we all start jerking off I felt kinda weird but I didn’t wanna be the only one who would seem weird if he walked away so we all jerked off for a bit...
2) I was in my math teachers classroom (14) I was in the back of the room teacher was smoking hot.. I whipped my dick out and starting jerking off and came inside the desk where you would put your books and pencils in... srs
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08-11-2020, 10:50 AM #10
i started my BM project
missile anal program
wen to the store and bought around 2 cucumbers, 2 carrots and a banana
fpr the purpose of pushing them all together down my asshaul, while masturbating
i used some manufacturing grade lube down my BATEHOLE, to assure that it wont dry easily like KY
i managed to insert a carot and a cucumber, ejaculate and my ass farted and i ****ted my self with the cucumber and carrot inside my anus , i pushed them out like a missile, cleaned them and put them into a salad, ate it and slept like a babyNegging "Firesofass" crew on sight.
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08-11-2020, 10:52 AM #11
fapped with parents on the same room just with a blanket on top. Seems like a very common experience by young men judging by this thread lol
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08-11-2020, 10:54 AM #16
Bruh, I have arachnophobia too
Talk about a weird fap
Mine was when I was in Geometry class it wasn't even like in the back of class it was kinda on the side in the middle with bright lights but I had a huge jacket and had a giant boner cuz there was like 3 11/10 girls in class with skin tight jeans that would always make me super horny and the jacket was so large I was able to silent stroke.
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08-11-2020, 11:05 AM #20
Was the the library at my college...
Started a convo with this fine latina girl was 5’2 in yoga pants she had on one of those v-neck heather grey shirts with no brah. She was sitting across from me and I look up and see titty down her shirt while shes looking away.
I was 19 and was horny af afterwards hormones going bat****.
Went to the Handicap bathroom stall and wanked it after she left no ragerts.
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08-11-2020, 11:08 AM #21
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08-11-2020, 11:15 AM #23
Public transportation.
I was looking at a girl ass crack. I was 13-15 back then. It was so beautiful.
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08-11-2020, 11:17 AM #24
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as a teenager, my sister had a friend sleep over
when they were sleep, I would crack the door and my sister's friend ass cheek was out
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08-11-2020, 11:22 AM #26
In high school senior year last period class before going home. Some hot chick who would sit across from me would always cross her legs well on this particular day she didn't, and she had her legs apart so I could see clearly through her panties that camel toe. We were watching some random movie scene the teacher put on so it was dark, but I could still see clearly because I was so zoned in with my xray vision on her snatch like this...
I was getting rock hard. The bell rang, and I ran to the student parking lot to my car. I was so horny, and just thinking about her that I couldn't make it home, and fapped right there in my car with other cars leaving...going at it, and I unleashed a huge load on the passenger seat....That's when I remembered I had told my friend I would give him a ride he knocked on the passenger door, and I uttered something incoherent, and peeled out of there. Felt bad but I was more concerned hoping he just didn't see a bunch of coom on the passenger seat.Arsenal FC
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08-11-2020, 11:29 AM #27
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Not as bad as some of these, but when I was a freshman in college, there was this 1000/10 in one of my classes, she sat next to me every time and always chatted me up. Had zero balls to ask her out because I would always freeze when trying to think of what to say, instead I would go to the bathroom after class and wank it in a stall. This happened about 20 times over the course of the semester. The next semester, I saw her in a common area in the dorms, she came over immediately and started talking to me, kept asking why I never took her out on a date. Instead of asking her out right there, I instead told her I needed to study and went into the bathroom stall...
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08-11-2020, 11:32 AM #28
Literally would fap in the woods in kindergarten to an old playboy mag I stole from my friend's dad and left out there
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