LMAO if you don't pay $100+ a month for a premium gym membership

[OdalfHilter]

You on that poverty time if you settle for some $10-30 a month commercial gym

At a $100+ per month premium gym you pay for:

Central location close to your work place (in the rich part of town)

No teenagers running around

No douchebags trying to act all alpha around you

No stink of sweat everywhere, instead it's always nice

Never too crowded, squat rack always open

Place is always super clean

No scattered weights, never have to search for the stupid missing 2.5lbs plates

Gorgeous receptionist at the entrance wishing you a great day

Gorgeous PTs running around

Networking with other business men

Networking with lonely unsatisfied workaholic business men wifes

Sauna, Solarium, Swimming Pool all in the same venue

[MBisonSon]

You sound like a crybaby

[jakobi]

I get access to the swimming pool, sauna, hot tub, indoor basketball, etc for $35 month

lol at paying $100 a month

[dannyg1217]

except for a pool and sauna, yourr better off just home gyming.

[Ace Corona]

But who was home gym?

[78novacaine]

Lol @ paying $100/month for a gym that you can't even use right now because of the flu.

Home gym crew 4 LyFe.

[2020Wellness]

Just lmao if you don't have a fully equipped home gym.

Just lol if you have to share equipment with other peasants and pay to do it.

[scooterbrah]

lifetime was $100 when i went there but it was always crowded and filthy as fuk everywhere

[AWillis]

mirin

[1DDane]

Anything more than $50 a month is too much

[DeputyDong5]

I get access to the swimming pool, sauna, hot tub, indoor basketball, etc for $35 month

lol at paying $100 a month

This.

Zero justification for $100+/month when similar gyms offer the same sh*t for half the price.

unless you are talking one of those private clubs that are usually way more than $100/month and have valet service and guys who'll shine your shoes while you workout and massages and all that.

[OdalfHilter]

except for a pool and sauna, yourr better off just home gyming.

But who was home gym?

Lol @ paying $100/month for a gym that you can't even use right now because of the flu.

Home gym crew 4 LyFe.

Just lmao if you don't have a fully equipped home gym.

Just lol if you have to share equipment with other peasants and pay to do it.

Can't fit a good home gym in my apartment also where would I put the sauna and swimming pool?

[jakobi]

Can't fit a good home gym in my apartment also where would I put the sauna and swimming pool?

you live in an apartment and yet, you pay $100 for a gym membership? lol

[Ravishing_Rick]

Cope

[Droopdx]

Strong thread backfire

[DeputyDong5]

you live in an apartment and yet, you pay $100 for a gym membership? lol

This lmao

combined with the five figure gym fees over a lifetime he'll be 40 with zero equity and wonder where it all went wrong.

[78novacaine]

you live in an apartment and yet, you pay $100 for a gym membership? lol

Bwahahahahahhaaha, JFL @ apartmentcels...

[AgRyan]

$160/month but views of the beach and HBBS. Never crowded. Always super clean. No kids / college douches.

worth it

[jakobi]

Bwahahahahahhaaha, JFL @ apartmentcels...

and he drives a '90 Toyota Tercel

[guest89]

Can't fit a good home gym in my apartment also where would I put the sauna and swimming pool?

lol at trying to flex on poverty gym-cels when you have a poverty apartment. My girlfriends complex has a gym, pool and sauna. My buddies complex has a gym, pool, sauna, and indoor/outdoor tennis and basketball courts.


As far as my gym $25 a month gets you 24/7 access. Tanning. Red light therapy. Water massage. Free personal trainer or if you don't need a trainer one of the more jacked guys will be a training partner/spotter. They also have a giant room for yoga with a projector/digital instructor and a giant room for spin classes with a projector/digital instructor (for the after hours people).




If your paying $100 a month I really hope its the type of gym where you can go have a seat and order a pre/post workout meal or shake which is prepped and brought to you. Valet services. Etc. Massage therapists/chiropractor on scene, etc. (More of a social club then a lifters gym).

[OdalfHilter]

lol at trying to flex on poverty gym-cels when you have a poverty apartment. My girlfriends complex has a gym, pool and sauna. My buddies complex has a gym, pool, sauna, and indoor/outdoor tennis and basketball courts.


As far as my gym $25 a month gets you 24/7 access. Tanning. Red light therapy. Water massage. Free personal trainer or if you don't need a trainer one of the more jacked guys will be a training partner/spotter. They also have a giant room for yoga with a projector/digital instructor and a giant room for spin classes with a projector/digital instructor (for the after hours people).




If your paying $100 a month I really hope its the type of gym where you can go have a seat and order a pre/post workout meal or shake which is prepped and brought to you. Valet services. Etc. Massage therapists/chiropractor on scene, etc. (More of a social club then a lifters gym).

Why would I care about any of that sht? I'm there to work out and talk to babes lol

[jakobi]

Why would I care about any of that sht? I'm there to work out and talk to babes lol

imagine paying that much just to talk to girls ...lol

[JStrez]

I went to an Equinox in NYC for free for about 3 months since my work had a promotional deal. It would have been like $180 a month, on top of a $500 yearly fee. That gym was cool and all but I prefer the $10 a month gym that I go to which imo is nicer, has way higher ceilings, and isn't filled with finance bros benching 135 pounds for reps and bragging about it, old women doing nothing, and just rich snotty as people. In my gym it's pretty legit and I'm apart of the post 8 PM crew. Pretty much a huge swarm of bodybuilder type guys come in and we workout. Way better, more focus, and more pushing in the gym.

[sunsean]

The 45lb plates at 24hr fitness weigh the same as the 45lb plates at Equinox.

Have both near my home. $40 for 24hr (with pool/sauna/bb court) - $250 for Equinox.

I could see it maybe if it was more of a social club, but if all you're doing is going to workout - no thanks.

[dustwyrm]

Just lol at going out to a dirty ass gym when you can have your own at home.

[MuzzieChik786]

Testi dat yew? O_o