I've decided to be Jewish.

[401Delta]

I grew up Catholic, but all the Catholic people I knew are dead now, and I never really went to church anyway...plus I fell out of the faith a long time ago.

Anyway...Ive decided to become Jewish, so whenever people ask me what faith I am now I will say Jewish.

Don't be hating just because Jewbrah now.

[MustardTiger17]

It doesn't work that way.

[bea5twood]

Jewcel checking in.. i signed up a while back.. the perks are endless.

[wincel]

inb4 dorich

[BigElephant]

Lol you have to go through a whole ****load of initiation/education.

[401Delta]

It doesn't work that way.

Lol you have to go through a whole ****load of initiation/education.

Nah, I'm just gonna be Jewish on my own now.

[Ratfish]

brave

[davik]

Messianic jew is the truth

[spadelexus]

You have to go through training. It's like the special forces for religion. Most don't make it. They drop like flies. Only a few last.

Good luck brah, and when I say brah, I mean ach sheli.

[Devils]

Sure , just try walking into the local synagogue

[401Delta]

You have to go through training. It's like the special forces for religion. Most don't make it. They drop like flies. Only a few last.

Good luck brah, and when I say brah, I mean ach sheli.

I don't really need to go through all that. Whatever they believe, I believe.

I do need to find a nice Jewish girl to show me the ropes, though. I can't wait, honestly...Ben Shapiro makes it sound like they have it all figured out.

Surprised more of you Christians don't bail and make the switch, too.

#chrexit

[Fuqdatass]

In on Jew random convert thread

[Freeman3737]

I have thought about making the switch.

Israel Regardie has some great books on beginner kabalah.

If I have a son he'll have to skip the briss though.

Can't beat the "right to return" back to Israel escape plan.

[spadelexus]

I don't really need to go through all that. Whatever they believe, I believe.

I do need to find a nice Jewish girl to show me the ropes, though. I can't wait, honestly...Ben Shapiro makes it sound like they have it all figured out.

Surprised more of you Christians don't bail and make the switch, too.

#chrexit

You're missing the point. It's not about belief. It's about discipline. Christianity and Islam you can convert in a day. Converting to Judaism takes a long time. It can take years. You have to be trained, you have to learn the ways, you have to be tested, you have to be vetted. We do this so only the most disciplined, brightest, and strongest willed can enter the tribe.

[401Delta]

I have thought about making the switch.

Israel Regardie has some great books on beginner kabalah.

If I have a son he'll have to skip the briss though.

Can't beat the "right to return" back to Israel escape plan.

I'm probably not going to get too deep into the details like that. I'm more of a big picture guy, but I'll defintely be supporting only Judaism from now on.

[Kiop]

wait till
they unban
mansionofisreal
he will baptize you
and tap your butt

[Rooney15]

Op did you buy a yamakuh yet?

[401Delta]

You're missing the point. It's not about belief. It's about discipline. Christianity and Islam you can convert in a day. Converting to Judaism takes a long time. It can take years. You have to be trained, you have to learn the ways, you have to be tested, you have to be vetted. We do this so only the most disciplined, brightest, and strongest willed can enter the tribe.

This is America...nobody can tell me what religion I can or cannot be.

Fukk, I've only been Jewish for ten minutes and I'm already being persecuted.

[wincel]

u cut yet bruh

[PimpMasterC]

You're missing the point. It's not about belief. It's about discipline. Christianity and Islam you can convert in a day. Converting to Judaism takes a long time. It can take years. You have to be trained, you have to learn the ways, you have to be tested, you have to be vetted. We do this so only the most disciplined, brightest, and strongest willed can enter the tribe.

I can identify as a Jew, doesnt matter what other people think. If I wanna become jewish in one day, I can do so. That is my right

[Jayzuz]

You're missing the point. It's not about belief. It's about discipline. Christianity and Islam you can convert in a day. Converting to Judaism takes a long time. It can take years. You have to be trained, you have to learn the ways, you have to be tested, you have to be vetted. We do this so only the most disciplined, brightest, and strongest willed can enter the tribe.

Sounds like some Jewish supremacist sh*t.

I self identify as a Jew & as a fellow Jew welcome OP with open arms. Be better.

[spadelexus]

This is America...nobody can tell me what religion I can or cannot be.

Fukk, I've only been Jewish for ten minutes and I'm already being persecuted.

Lmao that made me chuckle. Good news is you are correct. Some female lesbian rabbi in Westchester county will accept you into the faith.

However, real Jews won't. Until you pass the test (which can take years). Not saying you can or can't. Just saying you have to prove it. The reason we do this is so if in another 10 minutes you decide to be Hindu, you won't have weakened the tribe. It's a test of commitment. Are you ready to be hated every where you go? Kicked out of places just because you are Jewish? Killed for wearing a star of David on your neck? Only those who answer yes are even considered.

You could marry a Jew and have Jewish children though.

[nn586]

Feels good being an Ashkenazi Jew

I am slowly infiltrating the Rothchild's

[Rooney15]

Feels good being an Ashkenazi Jew

This

[wincel]

Lmao that made me chuckle. Good news is you are correct. Some female lesbian rabbi in Westchester county will accept you into the faith.

However, real Jews won't. Until you pass the test (which can take years). Not saying you can or can't. Just saying you have to prove it. The reason we do this is so if in another 10 minutes you decide to be Hindu, you won't have weakened the tribe. It's a test of commitment. Are you ready to be hated every where you go? Kicked out of places just because you are Jewish? Killed for wearing a star of David on your neck? Only those who answer yes are even considered.

You could marry a Jew and have Jewish children though.

haven't seen jews gatekept like this since auschwitz bruh

why don't u just let him do him?

if he wants to be a jew how does that affect u?

[Train57]

knw a jewish brah and he takes it for granted

[anonymous]

welcome to the party, brother.

time to go slay some sloots in tel aviv

rite of passage

[401Delta]

Lmao that made me chuckle. Good news is you are correct. Some female lesbian rabbi in Westchester county will accept you into the faith.

However, real Jews won't. Until you pass the test (which can take years). Not saying you can or can't. Just saying you have to prove it. The reason we do this is so if in another 10 minutes you decide to be Hindu, you won't have weakened the tribe. It's a test of commitment. Are you ready to be hated every where you go? Kicked out of places just because you are Jewish? Killed for wearing a star of David on your neck? Only those who answer yes are even considered.

You could marry a Jew and have Jewish children though.

I'm not all that worried about fitting in, since I'm probably the only Jew in my town. Feels good to add some diversity around here for a change.

[wincel]

I'm not all that worried about fitting in, since I'm probably the only Jew in my town. Feels good to add some diversity around here for a change.

u never answered my question...u cut bruh? cuz if not it's time for a little snip

[Imthebestmayne]

I'm half-Jewish, you need a prominent nose to be considered Jewish