It's pretty beta to be honest. I know you don't want to hear it but it makes you look incredibly feminine.
I always face mother nature and her wrath with confidence and pride. Zero fuks given when I step out into the rain. It's just water, is water going to hurt you? LMAO.
Enjoy hiding under that umbrella while I walk with swinging shoulders of swagger through the monsoons of the gods.
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Thread: LOL @ men who use umbrellas
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08-01-2020, 07:37 AM #1Registered User
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LOL @ men who use umbrellas
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08-01-2020, 07:44 AM #2Registered User
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I’ve never used one but one might argue alphas don’t care what others think about them
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08-01-2020, 07:46 AM #3Registered Loser
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lol @ tradies
brb show up to the office soaking wet because I lack basic life skills
brb dry clean only
brb dripping everywhere like a beta ****
brb brb brb
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08-01-2020, 07:46 AM #4
no doubt. thats why i pay someone else to hold it for me.
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08-01-2020, 07:47 AM #5Registered User
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Just lol at them. I don’t even own one.
Never been afraid of rain crewThis body holding me, be my reminder here that I am not alone.
Makes me feel eternal, all this Pain is an Illusion.
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08-01-2020, 07:53 AM #6Zipper Suited Sun God
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I only read thread titles and my own posts.
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08-01-2020, 07:57 AM #7(;`ー´)o/￣￣￣~>°)))彡
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08-01-2020, 07:58 AM #8Registered User
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lol.... it's more about not getting your clothes soaked/shoes wet
who the hell wants to walk around with wet socks
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08-01-2020, 07:58 AM #9
I make my woman hold the umbrella over me while she gets rained on
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08-01-2020, 08:01 AM #10Zipper Suited Sun God
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Misc translation: “I know what dick tastes like.”Originally Posted by jakobi
I only read thread titles and my own posts.
cVc (OIF/OEF): *Retired*
Sorry for perfect english; I have a degree.
“The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood. Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.“
PS: Don't eat poop, just don't let the idea of it stop you from living life to its fullest.
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08-01-2020, 08:07 AM #11F*ck Joe Biden
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had a nice Mercedes umbrella, lost it...never found a good umbrella after that and never bothered with umbrellas..they break in wind..and dont even stop water from soaking you.
invested in north face rain jackets and much better solution
gotta admit..dudes carrying umbrellas look panzyF*ck Joe Biden
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08-01-2020, 08:09 AM #12Registered User
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5'7Originally Posted by Ironmanlet
you're the expert at sucking dicks without having to knee down..
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08-01-2020, 08:11 AM #13Ain't Even FUKCING MAD!
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I also use it to stick it up my ass until I cum.
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08-01-2020, 08:12 AM #14Zipper Suited Sun God
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Originally Posted by jakobi
I must commit sodium to restore honor to my famiry.I only read thread titles and my own posts.
cVc (OIF/OEF): *Retired*
Sorry for perfect english; I have a degree.
“The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood. Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.“
PS: Don't eat poop, just don't let the idea of it stop you from living life to its fullest.
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08-01-2020, 08:15 AM #15Vagina Whisperer
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What man uses an umbrella, is this a real thing? Just LOL
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08-01-2020, 08:36 AM #16Registered User
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Just fukkin LOLOriginally Posted by TaeBoNinja
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