GMiscer's Riddle. If anyone solves it I will forever leave the Misc. 100% srs.
Nobody's ever been able to solve this riddle I invented
If anyone here does then I will have forever leave the Misc
The Mods can even permaban me if somebody figures it out and I don't leave
It's so difficult that I will give you miscers an entire week to try to figure it out and I will reveal the answer then
I turn a lion's mane gold
And a canary sing
I can never be sold
And have never been ruled by a king
I don't get old
And have a ring
I do best in the cold
And it's nothing you can drink
Can you guess the riddle?
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07-31-2020, 01:36 PM #1Registered User
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GMiscer's Riddle. If anyone solves it I will forever leave the Misc. 100% srs.
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07-31-2020, 01:39 PM #2Registered AI
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Is it michellelynn?
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07-31-2020, 01:39 PM #3
heres my riddle
whats blue and cool
roars like a lion
always lying
in the sky like a airplane
only knows pain
if anyone gets it right i wont say that was right answer so ill be back in week
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07-31-2020, 01:40 PM #4darkness into Light
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The sun
bye byeGolden hands
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07-31-2020, 01:42 PM #5Registered User
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I don't have an answer, but my problem is with the grammar.Originally Posted by GMiscer
Line two doesn't work as it's written.
It should be:
And make a canary sing
Once it's readable, then I'll try to solve. But I'm terrible with riddles.
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07-31-2020, 01:42 PM #6Registered User
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IncorrectOriginally Posted by brosapiens
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07-31-2020, 01:42 PM #7Podunks Alt Account
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Dna
Disclaimer: All posts made by [LtGoose] are works of satire. By reading this you agree to absolve the author of any and all liability.
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07-31-2020, 01:45 PM #8Childish Goblino
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That was the answer, what is it? 2nd grade language skills.Originally Posted by DrewDarden
When it comes your time to die, be not like those whose hearts are filled with the fear of death, so that when their time comes they weep and pray for a little more time to live their lives over again in a different way. Sing your death song and die like a hero going home.
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07-31-2020, 01:46 PM #9Oblivious
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Sunrise/Sunset
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07-31-2020, 01:47 PM #10
Coulda sworn it was the sun....
Are you sure?
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07-31-2020, 01:49 PM #11Registered User
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My guess tooOriginally Posted by LtGoose
"Seen in the light of evolution, biology is, perhaps, intellectually the most satisfying and inspiring science. Without that light it becomes a pile of sundry facts -- some of them interesting or curious but making no meaningful picture as a whole."
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07-31-2020, 01:54 PM #12leg #2 also broke
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Writing skills of piss. My revision:Originally Posted by DrewDarden
Originally Posted by GMiscer
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07-31-2020, 01:57 PM #13mic dropper
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I'd say cum, but you drink cum all the time, so that doesn't work.
Forever alone? Attraction and keeping the girl chasing you - http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showthread.php?t=131498033
You will never know your limits, unless you push yourself past the imaginary lines you have drawn in the sand.
Knee Dragger - '06 GSX-R750
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07-31-2020, 01:57 PM #14darkness into Light
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Time?
I hope it's not time. That would be lame.Golden hands
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07-31-2020, 02:00 PM #15N = R * fp * ne * fl * fi
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OP need to use his unemployment time to up his grammar skills for fuks sake...
“That is not dead which can eternal lie, And with strange aeons even death may die.” - The Nameless City by HP Lovecraft
"The higher the prevalence of infectious diseases the higher the probability of totalitarian political attitudes."
-Dr. Jordan Peterson Sept 2017
"The search for a moral equivalent of war continues to define American Liberalism to this day."
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07-31-2020, 02:10 PM #16™gif me so i can gif you©
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yeah her you go bastard
its a nootropic herb
that makes your nerve curb
you stupid damp fuk derpNegging "Firesofass" crew on sight.
I will crush you,Your tragedy will come.
All gifs made in Misc thread:
https://forum.bodybuilding.com/showthread.php?t=178547811
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07-31-2020, 02:13 PM #17#ThanosWasRight
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The moon?
“Whatever happens, happens.”
- Spike Spiegel
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07-31-2020, 02:14 PM #18To the Lost.
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its tree fiddy
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07-31-2020, 02:22 PM #19CEO/10 EGGS/DAY
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Veronica moser
[size=350]I am Gen X Fukers![/size]
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07-31-2020, 02:24 PM #20Floridayyy
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Proton
Coincel
Florida crew (lol at coldcels)
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07-31-2020, 02:24 PM #21Zipper Suited Sun God
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Originally Posted by brosapiens
The Sun ages, and what ring? The planets?
****ty riddle if true.
I agree proton. (But don’t go, srs)I only read thread titles and my own posts.
cVc (OIF/OEF): *Retired*
Sorry for perfect english; I have a degree.
“The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood. Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.“
PS: Don't eat poop, just don't let the idea of it stop you from living life to its fullest.
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07-31-2020, 02:28 PM #22i need a tan
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Is it Proudmanlet's dink?
{Misc Fisherman Crew}
{Misc Investing Crew}
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07-31-2020, 02:30 PM #23Registered User
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I'll pay someone to solve this just to ban this fuk.
445/340/545
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07-31-2020, 02:30 PM #24Somebody's husband
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Disney
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07-31-2020, 02:31 PM #25Banned
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Is it OP who also happens to be a *******?
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07-31-2020, 02:32 PM #26Zero Supplementation
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Piss
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07-31-2020, 02:33 PM #27darkness into Light
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Originally Posted by Ironmanlet
Protons don't have a ring, are sold and gated as part of regular matter, they are not forever* and they are definitely drank as part of atoms of liquid matter.
*https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Positron_emissionGolden hands
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07-31-2020, 02:33 PM #28False Football Prophet
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air molecule
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07-31-2020, 02:34 PM #29Registered User
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Makes sense. Do canaries start singing in the morning?Originally Posted by brosapiens
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07-31-2020, 02:42 PM #30
Static / Electricity.
Protons don't have a ring, are sold and gated as part of regular matter, they are not forever* and they are definitely drank as part of atoms of liquid matter.
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