Figured I'd give you chumpasses here a break from solving the world's problems and attempt to provide some levity.
Saw a picture on the rounds this morning and figured it was a good candidate for a caption thread, but WTF do I know.
Anyways, here's the pic and my feeble attempt at a caption; which shouldn't be too hard to top....
"I hereby knight thee "Lord OldFokker" "You may now take your nap".
Whatchugot?
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Thread: Caption This....
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07-17-2020, 06:28 PM #1maybenotabot
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Caption This....
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07-17-2020, 06:31 PM #2High Plains Lifter
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07-17-2020, 06:42 PM #3maybenotabot
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Haha! With Phillip essentially a living mummy, you're well on point, Marky!Originally Posted by Mark1T
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07-17-2020, 07:00 PM #4Registered User
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“BACK THAT SCOOTER UP, or I’ll cut ya!”
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07-17-2020, 07:16 PM #5Registered User
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“Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya ...”
I assume she is a fan."it's likely one of us will have to spend some days alone"
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07-17-2020, 07:17 PM #6Podunks Alt Account
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"OP is a *******"
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07-17-2020, 07:20 PM #7Finally accused of juicin
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Back up 6' or off with your tally wacker.
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07-17-2020, 07:21 PM #8Registered User
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"There is no place in this world for baked chicken, Colonel Sanders. Remove it from your menu or I'll be forced to cut off your ear. Cheerio"
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07-17-2020, 07:23 PM #9High Plains Lifter
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"To my bed or I'll be having your ear for dinner with a nice glass of Chianti, you peasant."
Helping one person may not change the world, but it could change the world for one person.
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07-17-2020, 08:37 PM #10Humble Megalomaniac
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"Back, you knave! My skilled swordcraft will repel your dastardly attack!"
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07-18-2020, 01:21 AM #11Getting Toned
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07-18-2020, 10:14 AM #12Registered User
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"Kneel or else you silly git codger"
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07-18-2020, 10:22 AM #13Registered User
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Queen: On guard you skallywag!
Vet: I'll wreck you with my walker el oh el!OEF/OIF/OIR Vet (2007-2013)
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07-18-2020, 10:58 AM #14I love bacon.....
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"I'll take that walker you old fuddy duddy or I won't miss next time"
Carry on....USMC: 1965-1969
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Just an old guy trying to keep up his rhythm chops.
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07-18-2020, 10:59 AM #15✅ verified account
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07-18-2020, 11:37 AM #16I'm a Swifty Now
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Originally Posted by Bigdumogre
Air Force Veteran 1976 - 1999 - Cannabis Enthusiast since the 1960's
Retired at 40 Crew - Social distancing expert - Living the Dream
I use the gender neutral pronouns "Fukker/Fukkers" a lot.
****** I don't always agree with the memes I post ******
I tell it like it is, if you want smoke blown up your ass or something sugar coated. I suggest you get a Hooker and a powdered donut.
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