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    Diet Tips for chitting twice a day?

    I signed up for an "Open Biome" bank down the street from me where they literally pay me $40 for taking a chit there, every single time (100% srs). I need to pay off some credit cards so ideally I want to be regular enough where I can go once in the evening, once at night, every day. Any tips for this? I ordered a Psyllium husk supplement and I was thinking of buying a bunch of high-fiber cereal in bulk, trying to decide between Kashi go-lean and Fiber One. Also dialing up water consumption. Any other tips? Is upping fiber consumption the only thing to keep in mind?
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    Thanks bros. I’m 100% srs google openbiome
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    Thanks bros. I’m 100% srs google openbiome
    I didnt think you were being serious and then i looked it up haha fair play to you. It just goes to show people will buy any crap
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    Originally Posted by safcpaul View Post
    I didnt think you were being serious and then i looked it up haha fair play to you. It just goes to show people will buy any crap
    I see what you did there!

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    Kfc would be a good option, OP.

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    What bank is it?

    ShatWest? Or possibly Chitibank?
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    Originally Posted by AdamWW View Post
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    Kfc would be a good option, OP.

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    $40?
    I wish I had a chitbank in my city.
    Some people have all the luck in the world.

    psyllium, vegetables and fruits, caffeine, laxative tea, even Coke/Pepsi... these things work for me.
    Usually, dairy makes it worse. Also, bananas, even ripped, make it worse.
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    A little mineral oil should do it; we pranked a guy at work by putting some (too much) in his soda when he wasn't looking. Poor toilet was punished for hours.
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    Fibrous pre-workout meal + scoop and a half of pre-workout spaced about 2 hours apart = 5 intra-workout sh!ts
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    Originally Posted by Xpiro View Post
    Fibrous pre-workout meal + scoop and a half of pre-workout spaced about 2 hours apart = 5 intra-workout sh!ts
    The days of old formula No Xplode.
    Short cuts to success are often paved with lies.
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