TTT VI - Quarantine Edition - Sex-nuts and Ret*rd Strong

[twovalvekid]

So....it's true? CDC says dont go ass to mouth.

It's settled.

[litljay]

I'm nothing but a team player

Quarantine is boring. Still chuggin' along. One good thing is my boss told me I'm getting a bonus on my next check because of my job performance...so that was pretty freaking awesome to hear. I know I'm damn lucky that I'm in the position I am in. So, I'm am extremely thankful. Plus, business is good...so that is another advantage. Strange to think people are buying saunas during the pandemic...usually, I wouldn't give people that much credit. Color me shocked.

Good to see that you're hanging in there. It's a damn jungle out there...

Perfect time to buy a Sauna. Everybody stuck at home thinking of things to do. Hey, let's go sit in the sauna...oh wait, we don't have one. Bitty to the rescue.

[litljay]

I'm nothing but a team player

Quarantine is boring. Still chuggin' along. One good thing is my boss told me I'm getting a bonus on my next check because of my job performance...so that was pretty freaking awesome to hear. I know I'm damn lucky that I'm in the position I am in. So, I'm am extremely thankful. Plus, business is good...so that is another advantage. Strange to think people are buying saunas during the pandemic...usually, I wouldn't give people that much credit. Color me shocked.

Good to see that you're hanging in there. It's a damn jungle out there...

BB.com is glitchy today...sorry for the double post.

[Legz422]

Then youre chit outta luck.

This. Rules is rules.

Oof!

How about someone elses glute spread?

[twovalvekid]

Oof!

How about someone elses glute spread?

Ok guise. This one can stay.

[Legz422]

Ok guise. This one can stay.

[twovalvekid]

Gonna fite these old phaggots if they say no.

[GarthVader]

Work from home day today. Gonna get so much work done...on my website.

[twovalvekid]

Work from home day today. Gonna get so much work done...on my website.

G4P.Com?

[litljay]

Gonna fite these old phaggots if they say no.

No argument here.

Well, Cali is still doing pretty well considering all things. 40 million people here and 19k have tested positive with 168k tested. Had a spike of 1500 new cases yesterday after seeing a couple days of down numbers.
Prayers to all. Stay safe.

[Fawnl]

1st...

[Fawnl]

Note for newcomers. This thread is for the manliest of men and womanliest of women. Definitely no incel BS allowed here.

Ummm... what about the manliest of women? That still ok, or nah?

[GarthVader]

I bought my first guns a few weeks ago. I posted a pic of my new Taurus on IG last night. My wife's side of the family was giving me some flak. It's bananas the reactions from Brits/Euros whenever they see a gun. They now have this irrational fear for my wife's safety. They see this thing as a murder death kill machine. Insane.

[GarthVader]

Ummm... what about the manliest of women? That still ok, or nah?

ummmmmmm, syntax error

[Fawnl]

ummmmmmm, syntax error

Well, I’m staying anyway.

Also, if you don’t go ass to mouth are you really even worth banging?

[litljay]

Well, I’m staying anyway.

Also, if you don’t go ass to mouth are you really even worth banging?

Good.

[twovalvekid]

Ummm... what about the manliest of women? That still ok, or nah?

*scanning*

bobs and vagene found

*does not compute*

[Vexidi]

I bought my first guns a few weeks ago. I posted a pic of my new Taurus on IG last night. My wife's side of the family was giving me some flak. It's bananas the reactions from Brits/Euros whenever they see a gun. They now have this irrational fear for my wife's safety. They see this thing as a murder death kill machine. Insane.

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few things sweeter in life than rustling a slack jawed European with the 2A. fuk 'em

[twovalvekid]

few things sweeter in life than rustling a slack jawed European with the 2A. fuk 'em

Still PTSD over a bunch of rednecks kicking their ass a few hundred years ago.

And we ended up with better teeth to boot.

[Legz422]

Gonna fite these old phaggots if they say no.

No argument here.

Well, Cali is still doing pretty well considering all things. 40 million people here and 19k have tested positive with 168k tested. Had a spike of 1500 new cases yesterday after seeing a couple days of down numbers.
Prayers to all. Stay safe.

Why thanks, boys.

Wow 1500 in one day is crazy. Today in my state it was the lowest spike all week. Hopefully the quarantine is working.

[twovalvekid]

This just in...Ozark is pretty damn good.

[TXBuddy]

This just in...Ozark is pretty damn good.

It is. I'm just having a tough time staying awake through each episode. Not sure if it's just too slow, or I have the Rona.

[twovalvekid]

It is. I'm just having a tough time staying awake through each episode. Not sure if it's just too slow, or I have the Rona.

Trouble staying awake?

Definitely mono.

Im going to finish season 2 tonight during my friday "happy hour" ritual on my couch.

[TXBuddy]

Trouble staying awake?

Definitely mono.

Im going to finish season 2 tonight during my friday "happy hour" ritual on my couch.

It got cold again, so lighting a fire and watching more tonight.

[twovalvekid]

It got cold again, so lighting a fire and watching more tonight.

Same. Sans fire. I got nothing else to do really. I do little things in the house every evening now that ive painted how much im going to. Running out of things to do.

Go to the hardware store just to find chit to do to the house.

Last night...went....bought a hanging plant. LOL

[bitty_bish]

Same. Sans fire. I got nothing else to do really. I do little things in the house every evening now that ive painted how much im going to. Running out of things to do.

Go to the hardware store just to find chit to do to the house.

Last night...went....bought a hanging plant. LOL

I thought you were moving?

[GarthVader]

Sat out by the fire last night and drank a bottle of wine. After that, I thought it would be a good idea to have a dram of single malt scotch. That put me over the edge. Good thing I'm working from home today. I feel like chit, lol.

Also tried to PIITB last night during drunken sexors. We weren't that drunk because it was unsuccessful.

[twovalvekid]

I thought you were moving?

Yes maam. Doing minor upgrades for selling.

Sat out by the fire last night and drank a bottle of wine. After that, I thought it would be a good idea to have a dram of single malt scotch. That put me over the edge. Good thing I'm working from home today. I feel like chit, lol.

Also tried to PIITB last night during drunken sexors. We weren't that drunk because it was unsuccessful.

If at first you dont succeed...

[litljay]

Same. Sans fire. I got nothing else to do really. I do little things in the house every evening now that ive painted how much im going to. Running out of things to do.

Go to the hardware store just to find chit to do to the house.

Last night...went....bought a hanging plant. LOL

Been working on the garage door after work just about all week. Lost the garage door opener on Monday. Called around to a few places to get some estimates and they were all way more than I wanted to spend. Most wanted the price of a garage door opener + $250 to install (some as much as $350). I figured I would have time after work and all weekend to do it and save that cash, so ran to Lowes and picked up a new one.
When I pulled off the old one and started reading the directions, one of the first things they say to do is make sure your garage door is "balanced". Meaning the torsion springs are adjusted correctly. Well, mine aren't, and the door wants to close under its own weight.
I went ahead with the install thinking that the new opener would have enough power to pull it open. After 2 evenings working on the damn thing, I get to where I set the limits and the opener will only open the door 1/2 way. Damn.
So, now I have to find some 1/2" diameter rods (they call them a winding tool) to tighten the torsion springs.

[twovalvekid]

Been working on the garage door after work just about all week. Lost the garage door opener on Monday. Called around to a few places to get some estimates and they were all way more than I wanted to spend. Most wanted the price of a garage door opener + $250 to install (some as much as $350). I figured I would have time after work and all weekend to do it and save that cash, so ran to Lowes and picked up a new one.
When I pulled off the old one and started reading the directions, one of the first things they say to do is make sure your garage door is "balanced". Meaning the torsion springs are adjusted correctly. Well, mine aren't, and the door wants to close under its own weight.
I went ahead with the install thinking that the new opener would have enough power to pull it open. After 2 evenings working on the damn thing, I get to where I set the limits and the opener will only open the door 1/2 way. Damn.
So, now I have to find some 1/2" diameter rods (they call them a winding tool) to tighten the torsion springs.

"balancing" is a fancy way of saying "make sure theyre both wound the same number of turns."

I had a torsion spring break last year. So i ordered a new pair and it came with those rods you speak of. Wasnt too bad of a process either.