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    Originally Posted by GMiscer View Post
    Went to car and changed shirts and put on a baseball cap

    Returned to store and bought the same item again

    Chick guarding the self-checkouts didn't realize it was me again
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    Originally Posted by TaeBoNinja View Post
    You don't need to even change shirts. Just use a different checker.
    Or don't. Do you think she gives a rat's ass about that policy? She's just there to make sure people don't take two.

    You could probably check out, ask to leave your bag with her b/c you forgot something, come back, buy item # 2 and leave. She won't care.
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    Originally Posted by Skeptical_Hippo View Post
    good job op, have you thought about working for the CIA?
    lol exactly

    OP this is something most people realized day 1


    Did you know you can ALSO ask someone else to go to the store with you and buy double what you want
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    Originally Posted by Jestbrah View Post
    lol exactly

    OP this is something most people realized day 1


    Did you know you can ALSO ask someone else to go to the store with you and buy double what you want
    Next thing you're gonna tell me is that you could hide an item somewhere in the store, and come back and get it the next day.
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    I just came back from the store. The guy at the door offered me a big thing of toilet paper. I turned it down because there were people there with kids who looked like they could use it more than me. It was the last package of it too.

    I ran out right when this whole thing started too so could have used it but hey, I am not an *******.
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    Originally Posted by crupiea View Post
    I just came back from the store. The guy at the door offered me a big thing of toilet paper. I turned it down because there were people there with kids who looked like they could use it more than me. It was the last package of it too.

    I ran out right when this whole thing started too so could have used it but hey, I am not an *******.
    I mean, if you've gone this long without any toilet paper you did the right thing. Very noble of you.
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    Or you could just check out, bring it to your car. Grab another checkout again. repeat. They wont notice as long as you self checkout or use a different checkout
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    I've found the easiest way is to just roll a shopping cart with anything you need out of the store (skip the checkout bro)
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    Originally Posted by Skeptical_Hippo View Post
    good job op, have you thought about working for the CIA?
    Don't insult the man.

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