Ask an italian miscer living in a locked down area anything

[xam1996]

So I live in one of those 14 provinces that are currently being locked down till the 3rd of april, I cant leave and everything apart from food supermarkets is closed. Bored as fuk, so ask me anything

[ThisIsMyAlias]

What's the secret to a good marinara sauce?

[bezarker]

Do you keep your friends close and your enemies even closer???

[twovalvekid]

How many times have you fapped?

[A-man]

Okay I’ll bite.

Do you think the Italian authorities bungled this whole virus thing?

Are other countries around the world at risk of making the same mistakes?

[dabbmw2002]

How are yoi getting food?

[proudmanlet]

do u have enough toilet paper?

[ANumber1]

Have you ever played RimWorld? If I was stuck and couldn't work, that's probably what I'd do for two weeks.

[dannyg1217]

If two trains leave Los Angeles and washington DC. And are traveling to chicago and the first train is going 60mph then how fast would the second train have to travel to arrive before the first?

[Witrebel]

What is the community consensus on the lockdown. Do the people feel it’s “for the greater good” or is there talk of resistance/rebellion?

[xam1996]

What's the secret to a good marinara sauce?

Wont share my secret bro, nice try

Province/city?

Treviso

How many times have you fapped?

0, currently on nofap and I cant see my GF since she lives in another province. Going insane tbh

Okay I’ll bite.

Do you think the Italian authorities bungled this whole virus thing?

Are other countries around the world at risk of making the same mistakes?

This is a difficult question. I think we are the only (apart from China) country that is actually doing something to try to stop this virus, seems like everybody else is downplaying it imo, US included.

That being said, I doubt this is going to work because most italians are dumb, and there were many cases of people taking trains from Milan to escape the city before this became official. Also cops arent even able to control QUARANTINED people (there was a guy that was tested positive a couple of days ago that was supposed to be quarantined and he went on a vacation lol)..so that really tells you how nobody here really seems to give a chit and most people are selfish and only think about themselves. That will lead to the virus continuing being spread around the country, thus I think we'll be locked down for many months..but I hope Im wrong.

Not really sure about other countries, but I think that as of now we are the only one that is (supposedly) doing the right thing, even though it wont work because of people

[WishIWasJawBrah]

How do you get the items you need?

[proudmanlet]

did the pope order this to make sure he doesn’t get it?

[CodyZellery]

Why is the virus so much more spread in Italy than in other European countries?

[twovalvekid]

0, currently on nofap and I cant see my GF since she lives in another province. Going insane tbh

Oof. Might be time to break that.

[A-man]

Wont share my secret bro, nice try



Treviso



0, currently on nofap and I cant see my GF since she lives in another province. Going insane tbh



This is a difficult question. I think we are the only (apart from China) country that is actually doing something to try to stop this virus, seems like everybody else is downplaying it imo, US included.

That being said, I doubt this is going to work because most italians are dumb, and there were many cases of people taking trains from Milan to escape the city before this became official. Also cops arent even able to control QUARANTINED people (there was a guy that was tested positive a couple of days ago that was supposed to be quarantined and he went on a vacation lol)..so that really tells you how nobody here really seems to give a chit and most people are selfish and only think about themselves. That will lead to the virus continuing being spread around the country, thus I think we'll be locked down for many months..but I hope Im wrong.

Not really sure about other countries, but I think that as of now we are the only one that is (supposedly) doing the right thing, even though it wont work because of people

Thanks for the response bro. Repped.

Edit: hope it works out for you and everyone else.

[OliverHeldens]

Is this all a ploy to correct low birthrates in western countries? They figure that people on lockdown are inevitably going to start fuking each other, so this is a good way to increase populations without having to let in immigrants.

[MiscInformed]

Are you in the mafia? Ever killed anybody? What's the most lucrative crime racket?

[aleeboy]

What is the Italian approach to death in old age?

Do they hang on and want to live for ever, or are they c'est la vie and will refuse treatment and lots of medicines?

Also, how old are the people in your region/ province? Lot's of oldcels? I understand Italy has one of the oldest populations in the world.

[AMeyer9]

Why did you fgts side with Germany in WWII? Do you like pain?

[xam1996]

How are yoi getting food?

Food supermarkets are the only thing allowed to be open

do u have enough toilet paper?

Running out of it lmao, going to stock it up just in case lol

How often did you leave before the lock down?

What’s the age profile of your commmunity?

Know anyone with the virus?

How’s the shopping? You running low?

Are all bars and restaurants closed down, what about tinder?

Many times, I enjoy travelling and Im in a good spot financially. I was actually supposed to fly to the US in a week but they cancelled my flight

Not sure about the age, but we have a lot of elders here so its important to try not to spread the virus

I dont know anyone with the virus

Shopping is fine, as I said food markets are open and If Ill need clothes or something I can order them online

Tinder was never really popular here, except for the big cities like Milan or Rome. Still had fun with it though but now Im in a relationship

do you believe this is a targetted bioterrorist operation from the us gov in retaliation for your country being the first major western sphere nation to join obor?

Nope

Have you ever played RimWorld? If I was stuck and couldn't work, that's probably what I'd do for two weeks.

No Im currently playing fifa though

If two trains leave Los Angeles and washington DC. And are traveling to chicago and the first train is going 60mph then how fast would the second train have to travel to arrive before the first?

No idea lol

What is the community consensus on the lockdown. Do the people feel it’s “for the greater good” or is there talk of resistance/rebellion?

The second one. Which is dumb as fuk since it will only cause the virus to continue spreading, and that will fuk us up even more..but we are italians, we are not exactly known for our brigthness.

Im pretty sure we'll be quarantined for much longer, but I hope Im wrong

[xam1996]

How do you get the items you need?

As I said food markets are still open so I can get everything I need really. Everything else I can order it online

did the pope order this to make sure he doesn’t get it?

nah he cool fam

Why is the virus so much more spread in Italy than in other European countries?

I believe its because it started here, but other european countries will catch up if they dont start doing something. As i said, I believe the government did the right thing, the problem is that the people here dont listen/care so the virus will continue to spread

Have you ever been to Pieve di Cadore?

Many times actually, love it

Oof. Might be time to break that.

Yeah been contemplating it not gonna lie lol

Is this all a ploy to correct low birthrates in western countries? They figure that people on lockdown are inevitably going to start fuking each other, so this is a good way to increase populations without having to let in immigrants.

Dunno. It sure as fuk isnt working for me since I cant see my GF cause she lives in another province..but I dont want kids anyways

Are you in the mafia? Ever killed anybody? What's the most lucrative crime racket?

Lol I live in the north, that sht doesnt really happen here

What is the Italian approach to death in old age?

Do they hang on and want to live for ever, or are they c'est la vie and will refuse treatment and lots of medicines?

Also, how old are the people in your region/ province? Lot's of oldcels? I understand Italy has one of the oldest populations in the world.

My mother is against medicine and so are many of her friends lol. But there are also many oldcels that do everything in their power to try and live as much as possible, so its 50/50 really.

Where I live is FULL of oldcels, which is the scary part. If the virus starts to spread heavily here they'll drop like flies

[Comply_or_Die]

how bad is it?
is there an over reaction?
are people scared or is it ridiculed?
how bad do you think it'll get?
pics of mom?

[IronProdigy]

How are you working if you're quarintined? I would assume businesses are bleeding

[aleeboy]

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My mother is against medicine and so are many of her friends lol. But there are also many oldcels that do everything in their power to try and live as much as possible, so its 50/50 really.

Where I live is FULL of oldcels, which is the scary part. If the virus starts to spread heavily here they'll drop like flies

Thanks, repped.

Also, do people care about general health meaning they take health supplements and try to eat health foods?

[snailsrus]

Have you been tested for it? What’s the testing process like? What are you supposed to do if you have symptoms? Here they are telling people not to go to the hospital. Are there legal consequences if you break the quarantine?

[CodyZellery]

I believe its because it started here, but other european countries will catch up if they dont start doing something. As i said, I believe the government did the right thing, the problem is that the people here dont listen/care so the virus will continue to spread

Wtf? Didn't it start in China?

[leoslayer1]

What the hell is wrong with your countrymen?

That guy going on vacation should be shot!

[xam1996]

how bad is it?
is there an over reaction?
are people scared or is it ridiculed?
how bad do you think it'll get?
pics of mom?

Its really bad. Many businesses are closing for good since they cant stay open anyways and I forsee many suicides in the future since our government isnt really helping them (yet). Its gotta be hard seeing your business, be it a clothes market, a gym, a florist etc pile in debts after debts and theres nothing you can do about it.

People are both scared and ridiculing it, Im actually one of the few people that agrees with the governments decision, although I fully comprehend those against it like the businesses owners I mentioned above.

It will get really bad imo since this is not enough to stop the virus from spreading, and I know for a fact many people wont listen. It will be a chit show

Will pm a pic of mom for a pic of your dad no homo

[xam1996]

Thanks, repped.

Also, do people care about general health meaning they take health supplements and try to eat health foods?

We are pretty health conscious here in the north, most people have a balanced diet and do some sort of exercise. Cant say the same about the south though

Have you been tested for it? What’s the testing process like? What are you supposed to do if you have symptoms? Here they are telling people not to go to the hospital. Are there legal consequences if you break the quarantine?

I have not been tested, but I probably will in the next couple of days. If you have symptoms you have to call your doctor and he will tell you what to do. Nobody is forced to go get tested but its recommended since you can catch it and dont show any symptoms.

Yes, there are legal consequences. There was a case a couple of days ago of a guy that was tested positive yet he went on a vacation in Trentino and broke his leg while he was skiing..when they took him to the hospital they found out he was supposed to be quarantined and now he will probably face jail time

Wtf? Didn't it start in China?

Yes but the first case in Europe was in Italy