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    If this was your piano teacher? (nofapcels stay out)

    So you decide to take private piano lessons.
    And you happen to find a ad in the newspaper of a teacher offering lessons
    You go to your teachers house.
    This is your teacher.

    What do?
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    I'd do the same thing I did with my piano teacher as a kid. Stand behind her with my package hanging out.
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    Tell her I โ€œlearned this song just for youโ€ and then wipe your dick out and start banging it on the piano keys
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