We need Jesus

[superman704]

We need Jesus now more than ever, srs

[PlanoLifter]

Why? Where has he been?

[wincel]

what u ppl needed was a proper mathematics education

that would have helped a ton here because people would have realized what needed to happen

[superman704]

Jesus is Lord

[Harbinger]

Jesus is Lord

Can you prove that?

[superman704]

Can you prove that?

Read your bible

[radrd]

Maybe we need jesus to wake up. Seems to be asleep on the job and not doing anything to benefit anyone.

[isingmodel]

no we dont

[Briangumble]

Jesus died about 2,000 years ago

[Ramoneb87]

Why? Where has he been?

I heard la migra got him

[Evil_D]

Goes without saying OP.

[Dorich]

"Christianity is the truth which saves man from eternal torment." - C. Jones

[superman704]

"Christianity is the truth which saves man from eternal torment." - C. Jones

Amen

[stonesfan99]

We already have Jesus. Everyone is entitled to their own beliefs, but mine are basically that if you have faith (accept that Jesus will save you from eternal torment), you are saved.

[Redfish225]

Jesus is a Mexican.

Fixed.

[ClivesTriceps]

Read your bible

The bible is a claim, not a fact.

"Christianity is the truth which saves man from eternal torment." - C. Jones

Atheism is the truth which saves man from lifelong enslavement

[MiscDaddy]

Jesus didn’t look like that.

[Tamorlane]

No, what we need is social distancing, containment and a vaccine.

[superman704]

We already have Jesus. Everyone is entitled to their own beliefs, but mine are basically that if you have faith (accept that Jesus will save you from eternal torment), you are saved.

Amen

[superman704]

The bible is a claim, not a fact.



Atheism is the truth which saves man from lifelong enslavement

Is this what you are going to tell God in the day of judgment ?

[superman704]

Jesus didn’t look like that.

Based on some descriptions given by the Romans, who saw him with their own eyes, yes he did

[superman704]

No, what we need is social distancing, containment and a vaccine.

Read your bible, not even snakes can hurt us

[Baylorballs]

Save us babbbbyyyy jebbbussssssss

I wonder if there will be MORE or LESS religious believers when this hot mess is all over.

Does that 1 hour on Sunday get the job done?

[ClivesTriceps]

Is this what you are going to tell God in the day of judgment ?

the only judgement day that's likely to happen

[rhadam]

Based on some descriptions given by the Romans, who saw him with their own eyes, yes he did

I like to picture Jesus in a Tuxedo T-shirt, ’cause it says, like, ‘I wanna be formal, but I’m here to party, too.’ I like to party, so I like my Jesus to party…. I like to think of Jesus like, with giant eagles’ wings and singin’ lead vocals for Lynyrd Skynyrd with like an Angel Band, and I’m in the front row, and I’m hammered drunk…

[wincel]

I like to picture Jesus in a Tuxedo T-shirt, ’cause it says, like, ‘I wanna be formal, but I’m here to party, too.’ I like to party, so I like my Jesus to party…. I like to think of Jesus like, with giant eagles’ wings and singin’ lead vocals for Lynyrd Skynyrd with like an Angel Band, and I’m in the front row, and I’m hammered drunk…

and then u realize jesus doesn't exist and there is no repenting for the atrocities u were duped into committing and ur always gonna have to live with what u did

ayyyyy

[Seatard]

If Jesus can get a job delivering groceries for Whole Foods that'd be great.

About out of avocados and there are no open delivery windows.

[Slayermanlet]

That's a suspiciously Aryan looking Jesus

[exxtracool]

yea, i think i would have to agree with that. i genuinely believe that modern society does infact need jesus... and this is coming from a man who has never in his life been religious (family from former soviet block country which literally banned religion).

its hard to argue that the church wouldnt help with many social issues effecting western societies today, specifically in the younger gens. whether jesus and god are or were real is irrelevant.

[rhadam]

and then u realize jesus doesn't exist and there is no repenting for the atrocities u were duped into committing and ur always gonna have to live with what u did

ayyyyy

I'm spiritual, not religious. You have the right to believe as you do, just as I am. But predicting what may or may not happen after death is pointless, despite how much you wish ill upon me. I've done a lot of good in this life, and I do more every day. At the end of my life I have no doubt I will answer for the entirety of my actions, both good and bad. And I am perfectly ok with that.