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    Originally Posted by bornthiswaybabe View Post
    I'm a woman
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    HNW client managers/brokers are literally the stupidest people on earth.

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    Your average Bernie voter that shouts on the internet all day about how much smarter they are than all of the people that didn’t vote for Bernie.
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    Your average Bernie voter that shouts on the internet all day about how much smarter they are than all of the people that didn’t vote for Bernie.
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    It's still 0700-0200 work hours every day.

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    Originally Posted by bornthiswaybabe View Post
    Ok this is actually true, I know one year at a bulge bracket means nothing today, but this is exactly what I experienced, and to add some more from a female perspective, nerd vp's thinking they have a "chance", nerd MARRIED md's low key sexual harassment like wtf do I have to do the pitchbook, model, then wake up and fly economy while you fly first for a 2 hour meeting where we "conveniently" have to stay overnight and since we are there get a dinner at the 4 star hotel we are staying at...
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    Originally Posted by bornthiswaybabe View Post
    I wanted to quit exactly on my one year anniversary but hr said because of a weekend I had to wait a few days so my tour was 367 days, top 3 ib in their m&a group (only female analyst, lol they tried to get me to stay in other areas but nfw, went to a startup that sold in less than year and still there with yes a little equity)
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    Originally Posted by bornthiswaybabe View Post
    I wanted to quit exactly on my one year anniversary but hr said because of a weekend I had to wait a few days so my tour was 367 days, top 3 ib in their m&a group (only female analyst, lol they tried to get me to stay in other areas but nfw, went to a startup that sold in less than year and still there with yes a little equity)
    If I give you the risk free rates and spot exchange rates, can you tell me the fair price of forward foreign exchange rate for the euro/dollar?
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    Originally Posted by bornthiswaybabe View Post
    Spot rate multiplied by ratio of interest rate adjusted for duration, spot rate x (1 + euro interest rate) / ( 1+ us interest rate)

    Too easy silly, I graduated top 1% of my class in an ivy, how tf do you think I got 9 ib, 7 pe and 2 hedge fund offers lol
    hmm ok let's give u a harder one since u could have googled that

    Can you explain the Longstaff-Schwartz algorithm for pricing an early exercisable option with monte carlo?

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    Originally Posted by bornthiswaybabe View Post
    Why not discuss m&a arbitrage theory or fundamental valuation indicative analysis, you sound like very cringey geeky, seriously

    You may know a few random finance facts but someone like you would never EVER get through the door of a gs, ms, merrill, etc, even if it would be your dream

    But tbh I don't need or want to be a female gordon gecko, I want a simple life with someone I can love who loves me the same and maybe a few kids someday in the same bergen county town I grew up in, serious
    uh huh

    I'm not a finance guy fyi. I do only know a few facts. I was just checking to see if you're legit. (And you didn't answer my question btw.) And I have zero interest in working for a big bank lmao. I know a guy who ended up there and dude almost killed himself. Nothxjeff.

    Still 70% sure ur a fraud.

    Also, no spoon pic...

    I also resized your avi and it wasn't cropped, meaning you happened to have an exactly 295 x 295 avi. Intredasting...
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    Originally Posted by bornthiswaybabe View Post
    Lol you sound very petty, would you change you position on the desirability of a bulge bracket career if you knew that the MD I worked for averaged $15+ a year for the past 10 years..
    Do you mean $15M? And no. I do not care for money. I have plenty of money. No amount of money is worth the time or monotony of a career in finance. Literally everyone I know who worked at a big bank hated it.

    The field of finance itself as a body of knowledge is somewhat interesting though. It's an exciting application of math and statistics to the real world.
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    Originally Posted by bornthiswaybabe View Post
    Ok player lol
    You'll see one day that chasing $ is meaningless.

    Anyway, u gonna take my Longstaff or not bitch? Post a spoon pic ffs.
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    Originally Posted by bornthiswaybabe View Post
    Wat? I already said i quit because i don’t care about the money
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