So this fat bitch is the first character that we are introduced to is Trailblazer. She’s a group home and foster kid who is volunteering at a senior center when this mysterious threat shows up and Night Thrasher runs to the rescue. And because she helps him, she ends up in the crosshairs of this new Outlawed law. And she inherited from her grandfather a magic backpack of divine origin
“Screentime is an incel kid taken to its sort of logical conclusion. As a youth he was exposed to his grandfather’s experimental internet gas, and that has patched him permanently into the world wide web.”
“Snowflake is non-binary and goes by they/them. Snowflake has the power to generate individual crystallized snowflake-shaped shurikens.
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Thread: Marvel new heroes (oh lawd)
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03-17-2020, 08:40 PM #1A Registered Mesomorph
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03-17-2020, 08:44 PM #2Better than you
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This a troll thread right?
You are making this up or reposting someone else’s lulzy fake creation?
Right?
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03-17-2020, 08:45 PM #3Registered User
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i wishOriginally Posted by DDSF1
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03-17-2020, 08:46 PM #5Registered User
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03-17-2020, 08:48 PM #6Endorphin Junkie
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Stopped watching all marvel movies when they introduced all these new characters years ago. I hope you're trolling but I wouldn't be surprised if this is real. Disney took a fat dump all over Marvel a little while after they bought it.
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03-17-2020, 08:52 PM #7Registered User
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https://www.marvel.com/articles/comi...w-new-warriorsOriginally Posted by DDSF1
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03-17-2020, 08:54 PM #8Disney bought Marvel in 2012 when The Avengers came out.Originally Posted by dopamine72
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03-17-2020, 08:59 PM #9anonymousGuestOriginally Posted by JoeDelts
When the memes become real life
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03-17-2020, 08:59 PM #10🇷🇺🇧🇾🇵🇸
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Safespace is a big, burly, sort of stereotypical jock. He can create forcefields, but he can only trigger them if he's protecting somebody else. Snowflake is non-binary and goes by they/them, and has the power to generate individual crystalized snowflake-shaped shurikens. The connotations of the word 'snowflake' in our culture right now are something fragile, and this is a character who is turning it into something sharp.
Safespace is a male....Delray Misfit for Life
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I've been seeing the past in one eye and the present in the other. So, I thought I could only see patches of reality, never the whole picture. I felt like I was watching a dream I could never wake up from. Before I knew it, the dream was over.
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I'm in tears lol.
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Stan Lee is rolling in his grave. I want a movie with these characters immediately so we can witness another box office disaster for being woke
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bruh... Im tripping the fuk out haha . Theyre destroying everything, like for realOriginally Posted by Adam16121
If you dont believe its not about money by now i got some bad news...Last edited by knightofday; 03-17-2020 at 09:29 PM.
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03-17-2020, 09:31 PM #16Registered Miscer
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April fools is still 2 weeks away boyo
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03-17-2020, 09:34 PM #17healthy eating disorder
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LMMFAO yo cmon cmon cmon this can't be real, aint no fcuking way this reaching television
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03-17-2020, 09:35 PM #18Endorphin Junkie
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Disney bought marvel in 2009. What's your point?Originally Posted by iloveus
Disney is a terrible business now (they used to be great), their margins are absolutely pathetic. All their new movies have no plot and rely on special effects.
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03-17-2020, 09:50 PM #20but please, call me chr-
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meh it's a new run
i'd rather focus on whether or not the story is good or not
it's not like they took doomsday clock and shoehorned a bunch of **** to appease twitter
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03-17-2020, 10:00 PM #21Registered User
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What the fukk.
On no level are any of these characters even interesting except for B-Negative. And he/she is probably a trans-version of Morbius.
Isn't the comic book industry dying?
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03-17-2020, 10:16 PM #22anti-miscer
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I thought it was a troll when I saw Snowflake and Safespace.
can't wait to see the polarizing reactions this will get LOLRIP Lil Peep
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03-17-2020, 10:17 PM #23Registered User
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"This group of all-new characters were created by Emmy-nominated writer Daniel Kibblesmith and rising superstar artist Luciano Vecchio"
A quick look at those two will reveal what's going on OP
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03-17-2020, 10:21 PM #24rambo
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The description for "Screentime."
Pathetic.A Meme-Obsessed super teen whose brain became connected to the internet after becoming exposed to his grandfather’s “experimental internet gas.” Now he can see augmented reality and real-time maps, and can instantly Google any fact. Does this make him effectively a genius? He sure acts like it does.
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The first one seemed like it could be real but I was totally convinced it was fake by "Snowflake" and "Safespace."
I looked up Daniel Kibblesmith and he wrote a children's book titled Santa's Husband. It features a black, gay Santa Claus, of course. I can't link it but it's there on Amazon amazon.com/gp/product/0062748742/ref=dbs_a_def_rwt_bibl_vppi_i1
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what the flying fukOriginally Posted by Kaliconic
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03-17-2020, 10:45 PM #28Registered User
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Snowflake and safe space...
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03-17-2020, 10:46 PM #29Schutzstaffel officer LOL
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**** generation Z or whoever the kids are who were born in 2001+
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03-17-2020, 10:57 PM #30Alpha Kilo
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Originally Posted by Kaliconic
Yeah I heard about that book a year or two ago.
They had some piece on tv about that neckbeard and his ‘Santa’s Husband’ book.
Me and my GF watched in total silence with open mouths. Then we turned to each other at the end and just burst out laughing.
That fgt was blatantly just trying to trigger normal people and reap the ‘outrage publicity’
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