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Saw this in the big misc
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03-22-2020, 05:14 AM #91
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03-22-2020, 05:18 AM #92
Last edited by mtpockets; 03-22-2020 at 06:17 AM.
Air Force Veteran 1976 - 1999 - Cannabis Enthusiast since the 1960's
Retired at 40 Crew - Social distancing expert - Living the Dream
I use the gender neutral pronouns "Fukker/Fukkers" a lot.
****** I don't always agree with the memes I post ******
I tell it like it is, if you want smoke blown up your ass or something sugar coated. I suggest you get a Hooker and a powdered donut.
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03-22-2020, 08:21 AM #93
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03-22-2020, 09:14 AM #94
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Whats a lockdown? Here nothing has changed aside from not being able to consume food in a restaurant. Stores all still open, went to walgreens and wally world Friday and they were both normal. Still working as somehow my job was declared essential, so nope not a damn thing different.
"You know that little thing in your head that keeps you from saying things you shouldn't? Yeah, well, I don't have one of those."
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03-22-2020, 09:48 AM #95
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03-22-2020, 09:54 AM #96
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03-22-2020, 10:18 AM #97
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03-22-2020, 10:46 AM #98
We are on a state mandated lockdown until April 7 I believe. I knew it was coming in advance when I got my “essential person” travel letter. We just dropped off a 9 roll pack of toilet paper to my wife’s 90 yo grandparents. Disinfected it and instructed them to leave it in the garage until they need it - they were down to 1 roll. Still a lot more traffic than I’d expect. It’s like the democratically run states are trying to outdo each other in response. This thing will run its course one way or another. It will still be spread at grocery stores and everything else that is open. When the restrictions are lifted, I’d expect to see resurgence and increases of cases again. Although if we can keep the medical system from being overrun, people will have the best chance of survival in terms of availability of supportive therapy.
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03-22-2020, 10:58 AM #99Air Force Veteran 1976 - 1999 - Cannabis Enthusiast since the 1960's
Retired at 40 Crew - Social distancing expert - Living the Dream
I use the gender neutral pronouns "Fukker/Fukkers" a lot.
****** I don't always agree with the memes I post ******
I tell it like it is, if you want smoke blown up your ass or something sugar coated. I suggest you get a Hooker and a powdered donut.
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03-22-2020, 01:41 PM #100
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03-22-2020, 02:54 PM #101
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03-22-2020, 03:53 PM #102
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03-22-2020, 03:58 PM #103
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03-22-2020, 04:16 PM #104
Yeah, pharmacy and grocery stores will remain open, as will some drive-thrus. Everything else has to close. You can also walk outside for exercise, so not sure how they can enforce the shelter-in-place orders, but maybe the overall message that "we are getting serious" might prompt greater compliance.
It takes a big man to cry, but it takes a bigger man to laugh at that man.
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03-22-2020, 10:08 PM #105
Sunny day so I had a beer with my neighbor, he sat on his porch and I sat on mine, we had to speak at high volume as our porches are 16 feet apart, but it was a nice chat. That was pretty much the extent of my outside contact today.
I think I might be good at this, just becuase I love to stay at home doing projects way more than dealing with people.Don't put that on me Ricky Bobby, don't you ever put that on me.
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03-22-2020, 10:56 PM #106
Mt pockets, some of us are anti social and don’t go anywhere anyway, except a gym, and then there’s the grocery store where everyone is close to one another, do that in NY and get civil fines?
Double kiss my ass, pucker up Mr. Clean!!!
Jt, this is me pal, Internet or not!
Several hundred cases in my state, handful of deaths, don’t expect to go to a gym in 2 months. Wil post vids for you guys, too bad Bandi can’t watchie!
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03-23-2020, 04:07 AM #107
Day 8 of Social isolation
Air Force Veteran 1976 - 1999 - Cannabis Enthusiast since the 1960's
Retired at 40 Crew - Social distancing expert - Living the Dream
I use the gender neutral pronouns "Fukker/Fukkers" a lot.
****** I don't always agree with the memes I post ******
I tell it like it is, if you want smoke blown up your ass or something sugar coated. I suggest you get a Hooker and a powdered donut.
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03-23-2020, 04:13 AM #108
Closed: Bars - Clubs - Places Of Worship - Cinemas - Gyms - Nightclubs - Indoor Sporting Venues
Take away only: Restaurants + Cafes
Open: Schools + Daycare + Supermarkets + Shopping Centres + Factories + Most Other Workplaces. Some workplaces are making close to 50% of the workforce work from home. There are rapid changes happening over a short period because some people choose to ignore how serious the situation is, putting others and themselves at risk.
I hope you are staying safe.
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03-23-2020, 05:03 AM #109
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My wife is in 14 day quarantine because she came in contact with a coworker who tested positive, however my wife never touched her. My wife went to the hospital (strictly our of fear) and they turned her away and told her to quarantine herself for 14 days and if she gets a high fever, dry cough and has trouble breathing to go back immediately. So far its been 5 days and she is OK.
Myself I am bored out of my mind, been working from home and working out at home as well, but running out of things to do to entertain myself NYC has mandated 100% of people to work from home and only essential workers are to go to work.
We are 100% fully stacked with everything we need for the next month (and then some) if needed.
Stay safe out there my OV35 peeps!On the list for Bannukah
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03-23-2020, 05:30 AM #110Air Force Veteran 1976 - 1999 - Cannabis Enthusiast since the 1960's
Retired at 40 Crew - Social distancing expert - Living the Dream
I use the gender neutral pronouns "Fukker/Fukkers" a lot.
****** I don't always agree with the memes I post ******
I tell it like it is, if you want smoke blown up your ass or something sugar coated. I suggest you get a Hooker and a powdered donut.
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03-23-2020, 05:37 AM #111
Check on your neighbors folks.
Air Force Veteran 1976 - 1999 - Cannabis Enthusiast since the 1960's
Retired at 40 Crew - Social distancing expert - Living the Dream
I use the gender neutral pronouns "Fukker/Fukkers" a lot.
****** I don't always agree with the memes I post ******
I tell it like it is, if you want smoke blown up your ass or something sugar coated. I suggest you get a Hooker and a powdered donut.
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03-23-2020, 05:47 AM #112
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03-23-2020, 05:53 AM #113
A sneeze or cough and its in the air
The virus is thought to spread mainly from person-to-person.
Between people who are in close contact with one another (within about 6 feet).
Through respiratory droplets produced when an infected person coughs or sneezes.
These droplets can land in the mouths or noses of people who are nearby or possibly be inhaled into the lungs.Air Force Veteran 1976 - 1999 - Cannabis Enthusiast since the 1960's
Retired at 40 Crew - Social distancing expert - Living the Dream
I use the gender neutral pronouns "Fukker/Fukkers" a lot.
****** I don't always agree with the memes I post ******
I tell it like it is, if you want smoke blown up your ass or something sugar coated. I suggest you get a Hooker and a powdered donut.
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03-23-2020, 05:58 AM #114
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03-23-2020, 06:00 AM #115
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My governor is allowing booze for take out or delivery.
Yesterday he officially shut down all restaurant dining. Most were already doing just take out and delivery options. Alcohol restrictions have now been temporarily lifted to help the economy.
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03-23-2020, 07:27 AM #116
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03-23-2020, 07:33 AM #117
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03-23-2020, 08:41 AM #118
The other day I learned Italy has laws for the crime of "causing an epidemic". It was put in place in 1930 for "Typhoid Mary" kind of cases and since at the time Italy still had the death penalty, it was punished with the death penalty. When the death penalty was removed, it was punished with life in prison, and today it carries 12 years in prison. It's what they are contemplating applying over there to people who still go out walk their dog and chit.
Let me repeat: you are better off breaking into your neighbor's home, stealing their chit and raping their daughter than walking your dog. If this isn't a big WTF I don't know what is.Follow my 2018 competition prep here:
https://forum.bodybuilding.com/showthread.php?t=175566421&p=1547462721#post1547462721
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03-23-2020, 09:16 AM #119Air Force Veteran 1976 - 1999 - Cannabis Enthusiast since the 1960's
Retired at 40 Crew - Social distancing expert - Living the Dream
I use the gender neutral pronouns "Fukker/Fukkers" a lot.
****** I don't always agree with the memes I post ******
I tell it like it is, if you want smoke blown up your ass or something sugar coated. I suggest you get a Hooker and a powdered donut.
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03-23-2020, 09:17 AM #120
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