Same for guys though:Originally Posted by Rabbitjb
Girl 1: "I am the best at BJs ever!"
Girl 2: "I really want your dick in my mouth because it gets me off"
Girl 2 every time
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03-17-2020, 02:55 PM #241Here's beer
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03-17-2020, 02:58 PM #242Registered User
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Girl 1: "I am the best at BJs ever!" = "I'm a ho"Originally Posted by Mr Beer
Girl 2: "I really want your dick in my mouth because it gets me off" = "You turn me on so much, I need your dink in my mouth rn"
ones hot af, the other is a turn off.....Atlas.....
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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03-17-2020, 03:05 PM #243Registered User
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what about "I'll give you the best BJ of your life?"Originally Posted by Jimmehhh
tbh I like girl number 1 too because that means she will try to live up to her claim (usually)Republicans are weak men who pretend to be strong
Democrats are strong men who pretend to be weak
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03-17-2020, 03:08 PM #244
eating snatch/ sniffing panties/ worshiping feet any of that ish is soo fkn beta . simp behaviour 9000
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03-17-2020, 03:08 PM #245Registered User
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That's a much better way to say it.Originally Posted by Noliberals4
It implies that she's so turned on that she wants to give you the best BJ of your life vs I've sucked so much dink that I'm confident I'm the best cawk sucker alive.....Atlas.....
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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03-17-2020, 03:10 PM #246Registered User
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true but you can also say "Prove it" when she says it.Originally Posted by Jimmehhh
Republicans are weak men who pretend to be strong
Democrats are strong men who pretend to be weak
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03-17-2020, 03:15 PM #247Registered User
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sure, It could be the best bj ever, but she's still a ho.Originally Posted by Noliberals4
I'll take competent nice girl BJs over amazng BJs from a confirmed mega sloot.....Atlas.....
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"It was always the women, and above all the young ones, who were the most bigoted adherents of the party, the swallowers of slogans, the amateur spies and nosers-out of unorthodoxy." - George Orwell, 1984
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03-17-2020, 03:16 PM #248Penthouse resident miscer
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Idk wtf is wrong with half yall, both smothering your face in a freshly shaven, just showered, peachy bottom is heavenly.
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03-17-2020, 03:16 PM #249Registered User
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STD fears?Originally Posted by Jimmehhh
Republicans are weak men who pretend to be strong
Democrats are strong men who pretend to be weak
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03-17-2020, 03:18 PM #250Social media influencer
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this dirty talk makes me so erectOriginally Posted by Rabbitjb
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03-17-2020, 03:42 PM #251Registered User
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no, just slootiness is a major turn off.Originally Posted by Noliberals4
....Atlas.....
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
"It was always the women, and above all the young ones, who were the most bigoted adherents of the party, the swallowers of slogans, the amateur spies and nosers-out of unorthodoxy." - George Orwell, 1984
LTC is the only heterosexual way.
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03-17-2020, 03:43 PM #252
Poop comes out of there
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03-17-2020, 03:52 PM #253Worldwide Sippa'
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03-17-2020, 03:57 PM #254Deathcon 3
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Some miscers seem concerned about all the creamy frosting of unknown originOriginally Posted by Rabbitjb
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03-17-2020, 05:16 PM #255Registered User
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Cliffs
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03-17-2020, 05:18 PM #256Registered User
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lmao
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If your right leg is Thanksgiving and your left leg is Christmas, can I come and visit you between the holidays?
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03-17-2020, 05:26 PM #257Registered User
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Originally Posted by Rabbitjb
This is correctI call my cawk Baby Yoda. Cause the whole world loves it.
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03-17-2020, 05:35 PM #258Registered User
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hahahahahaha...strong moaning sounds. You're enjoying this, aren't u?Originally Posted by rabbitjb
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If your right leg is Thanksgiving and your left leg is Christmas, can I come and visit you between the holidays?
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03-17-2020, 05:49 PM #259Just like the simulations
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Fukin lold at this gifOriginally Posted by OffwhiteBrah
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03-17-2020, 06:08 PM #260Ripped and 53
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Tip: You bishes that give head, be careful and not give your best head too early in a relationship......you will be exposed as the true sloots that you are and many guys will hang around for awhile and dump you like the true sloots that you are. Be careful tho, because if you are too bad at the beginning, you may not get another shot. Wisdom.
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03-17-2020, 06:09 PM #261русский brah
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Tldr whole thread and didn't watch any videos, but i always get my dick sucked by chicks i bang without eating their pussy. not even mad
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03-17-2020, 06:17 PM #262Registered User
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Honestly this. It’s great when you find a girl who is just fire with a bubble butt and tastes clean/like nothing. HNNNNNG like groceriesOriginally Posted by THATSfunnyOP
For all those against it, are you even attracted to females? That whiff of a woman’s vag (when not fish market) dem pheromones das it mane
Yes I eat ass
Miscers gotta stop dating hank hill assess or girls with Arby’s and find someone with an ASS and you’ll be eating her up unless you’re a ******* Dead Srs
And the head you get after making her finish is amazing. They’re way more into itLook, i know i don't really know you and all, and i know you probably hear this like everyday, but your just so perfect to me. The few hours we talked were really great even if the convo was stale, your really pretty and chill, and your country thats just perfect :'D i really dont know how to explain it, but i think i have feelings for you somehow. i never felt like this with someone i just met, but i felt the need to get it off my chest. sorry for being all weird just idk how to explain it D:
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03-17-2020, 06:34 PM #263Registered User
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You're all degenerates. Would only lick out someone I had feelings for.
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03-17-2020, 06:36 PM #264Registered User
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Well I'm pretty sure none of us women are advocating doing it with randoms.Originally Posted by MilkforBrains
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03-17-2020, 06:40 PM #2655'3" 300lbs Fudge Rounds
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OP's claim that women don't like getting eaten out.
Source: Some guy on youtube.
Compiled my own evidence and concluded that OP is a *******.
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03-17-2020, 06:42 PM #266Registered User
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This.Originally Posted by daedalus13
Respectable men don't post videos of themselves talking about eating poosay for the entire world to see either.
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03-17-2020, 07:03 PM #267Deathcon 3
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Just videos of themselves sniffing pungent pantiesOriginally Posted by Mercworx
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03-18-2020, 07:46 PM #268Tuna, No Crust
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eat that kitty like it's chinese food festival
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