Your in Britain and this "British Cougar" smiles at you from across the bar. Wat do?

[DhKWarrior]

You have been in Britain for 2 weeks and tried using tinder but only getting subpar matches for 4/10 sloots. You decide to hit the bar and 1 hr in, catch this 36 yr old "British Cougar" smiling at you signalling to come over to her and buy her a drink. What do you do?

She looks like this:

[calumscotland]

obvs would bang,....

[DM28]

If I was a guy just put a bag over her head, done.

[Ken-O]

what kind of stupid ass question is this OP, come on. Of course id start jacking off right there regardless of legal repercussions.

[dannyg1217]

9/10 by British standards for any age group

[tripod29]

I would be wondering wtf I'm in a beta country and immediately leave the bar and drive to the airport, book a flight to the US, and Profit.

[BulkingIsHard]

Face isn’t particularly bad and taking 2nd pic into consideration I’d smash.

[Shortfuze]

In UK, they call it a "Puma". Cougar is strictly American.

[samsbolton]

In UK, they call it a "Puma". Cougar is strictly American.

No, we don’t.

Milf.

[isingmodel]

id beat that like a cherokee drum

[DM28]

Face isn’t particularly bad and taking 2nd pic into consideration I’d smash.

Not bad ? I find this thread interesting. Lol I would have to cover it fr. Guys talk **** here about better looking women though and this ones face while not entirely ugly is not cute, and looks old for her age which is #1 complaint here. Lol

[propreffered7]

Not bad ? I find this thread interesting. Lol I would have to cover it fr. Guys talk **** here about better looking women though and this ones face while not entirely ugly is not cute, and looks old for her age which is #1 complaint here. Lol

#1. men's threshold of "wanting to fuk" is lower than women's
#2. most men prefer body over face - not all, but most

[A-GAME]

That's an incredible chassis, but I'll pass.

[lupus002]

wood plow if clean

[DM28]

#1. mens threshold of "wanting to fuk" is lower than women's
#2. most men prefer body over face - not all, but most

1. Body is a yes, plenty of similar bodies though.
2. Face is no looks in the 40s to me.
3. Also needs new wig that cut on it is terrible.

If I was a man as I said just cover the face, body yes.

[propreffered7]

1. Body is a yes, plenty of similar bodies though.
2. Face is no looks in the 40s to me.
3. Also needs new wig that cut on it is terrible.

If I was a man as I said just cover the face, body yes.

because men's nets are cast wider, you're gonna get a lot more yes's than you would from women. that means men have different thresholds for quality or experiences. they dont have to worry about pregnancy and std's are less important as well

flat stomach, small waist, widish hips, thicker/ thick thighs, thick azz (her azz isn't that good), big boobs are rare as fuk.

definitely not your typical woman body.

i'd give her like a 6 or 7 cause i can't tell by the pictures. would need to see more

[DM28]

because men's nets are cast wider, you're gonna get a lot more yes's than you would from women. that means men have different thresholds for quality or experiences. they dont have to worry about pregnancy and std's are less important as well

flat stomach, small waist, widish hips, thicker/ thick thighs, thick azz (her azz isn't that good), big boobs are rare as fuk.

definitely not your typical woman body.

i'd give her like a 6 or 7 cause i can't tell by the pictures. would need to see more

Since when are big boobs rare?? And hers look fake anyway.

[Conggo]

Eyes are too close set thats uglyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy yyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy yyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

and lips are also too thin for my taste

[DhKWarrior]

Eyes are too close set thats uglyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy yyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy yyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

and lips are also too thin for my taste

Lazy version of copy pasta.

[thegra]

Wonder when I became a 9/10 chad because thats who the rare woman that looks like that in the UK would look at, let alone smile

[gwem32170191]

Try to flick a paper football between the goalposts that are her two front teeth.

[GordonXXX]

If I was a guy just put a bag over her head, done.

oh really? and what do you look like?

[samsbolton]

That is a very British face.. must be something in the water over here. Might let her talk to me for a bit though

[paulinkansas]

Can't see her British teeth.

[4Mum69]

I roll on over and give her the telephone number of my dentist

[CaliSuperSport]

"Oi m8, wot the fock 'eh yoo loookin at?"

[Rad203]

did you get these pics from a escort site?

[GordonXXX]

she's beautiful. a 9/10. she looks very sweet and loving too.

[Ironmanlet]

I take viagra immediately.

[Ironmanlet]

Not bad ? I find this thread interesting. Lol I would have to cover it fr. Guys talk **** here about better looking women though and this ones face while not entirely ugly is not cute, and looks old for her age which is #1 complaint here. Lol

Lol, this is the misc.

We all 10k/day CEO, 12 inches (around), and we blow off tens like they don’t even exist because our flow is so heavy.