For any and all who fishes

[Squid24]

I went fishing this morning, but after a short while, I ran out of worms.
Then I saw a cottonmouth with a frog in it's mouth. Hmm....frogs make great bass bait.
Knowing that the snack couldn't bite me with the frog in it's mouth, I grabbed it right behind it's head,
took the frog out of it's mouth, and put it in my bait bucket.

Now the real dilemma was how to release the snake without getting bit?...
I grabbed a bottle of JD and poured it down it's throat, his eyes rolled back and
he went limp. I knew that was the perfect time to throw him out.
I carried on with my fishing, using the frog.

A little time later, I felt a nudge on my foot.
It was that snake, and it had 2 frogs in it's mouth...

[mtpockets]

Lmao

[Mark1T]

Funny. I have fished all my life.

MT fishes with spears and traps them like the Indians used to. Quite amazing!

[OldFartTom]

If you were a real American, shouldn't you have have pulled out a .45 and shot the cottonmouth. Then drunk the JD down in one, throw the bottle up and shoot it in the air, finally unload any remaining rounds into the water in the hope you'd shoot a fish?

[Squid24]

If you were a real American, shouldn't you have have pulled out a .45 and shot the cottonmouth. Then drunk the JD down in one, throw the bottle up and shoot it in the air, finally unload any remaining rounds into the water in the hope you'd shoot a fish?

Sad but true....

I don't own a 45

[weiss1967]

I don’t believe you. Snakes would die from alcohol poisoning. And it doesn’t have mental capacity to plan ahead and trade two perfectly fine frogs for a theoretical chance to get drunk. And why didn’t you cook the snake? You not only missed on your lunch (the snake) but wasted good boose, for something that biologically can’t appreciate it. If you were trying to make a joke, it didn’t fly.

[Mark1T]

I don’t believe you. Snakes would die from alcohol poisoning. And it doesn’t have mental capacity to plan ahead and trade two perfectly fine frogs for a theoretical chance to get drunk. And why didn’t you cook the snake? You not only missed on your lunch (the snake) but wasted good boose, for something that biologically can’t appreciate it. If you were trying to make a joke, it didn’t fly.

I believed it

[Redfish225]

That was a good one op.

Now I want some fried frogs legs.

[ImBunky]

If you were a real American, shouldn't you have have pulled out a .45 and shot the cottonmouth. Then drunk the JD down in one, throw the bottle up and shoot it in the air, finally unload any remaining rounds into the water in the hope you'd shoot a fish?

No, you should always drink before ever firing a gun.

[Squid24]

That was a good one op.

Now I want some fried frogs legs.

i found a place that offers that every Saturday...YUMFUKINYUMMY

No, you should always drink before ever firing a gun.

True facts....