The string on my tampon broke.. fkn srs!!!!

[sunrisesunshine]

This is horrific! I am mortified this happened to me
I have been using tampons for years since I am an athlete I rely heavily on them
After my gym session this morning I went into the toilet to pull it out. The string just slipped out there was no tension on the tampon. I thought to myself oh fuk what the fuk do I do?
If I leave it in any longer I’ll get that toxic shock syndrome.. I tried using my fingers to fish it out but I couldn’t get a grasp on it it kept slipping and sticking one finger was painful enough putting 2 fingers in was agony.
So I resorted to using tweezers . So I stuck it in and I took it out straight away because what if I don’t get the tampon but tear up the vaginal walls instead then I’ll bleed and get an infection. that just wasn’t worth it. Then I went and got a small spoon from the kitchen and shoved the back end in there but it didn’t work. I was in the verge of tears

Until i realised fingers were the only way to go
It worked in the end but I think I split my skin.

Has this happened to any of you girls before?
Can I sue the tampon company?
This is a srs post.. I actually went through all that and now I feel like I just violated myself

[hoganrulz]

I'm sure greekybeth can help. Pm her.

[CodyZellery]

Go to female misc old lady.

[ChangeOfStyle]

God damn

Talk about actually fisting yourself lmao

[wutevs]

Cracking up. Is this srs? Trying to imagine but can't. Nope, nothing close has ever hap to me before. LOL.

What brand is this?

[RobParks2M]

lol'ing so hard at this being posted on the misc

10/10 can relate

[JamesA1990]

wait till you have a baby and it will be pushed out

[sunrisesunshine]

Cracking up. Is this srs? Trying to imagine but can't. Nope, nothing close has ever hap to me before. LOL.

What brand is this?

I am ded srs!!
It’s the generic woolies brand
And that’s the last time I’m using that brand again

I had to try fishing it out in front of the mirror and when that didn’t work I had to squat to try and relax my muscles. It is an ugly sight I don’t know why men like vaginas so much

Thank god I got it out!

[coolbones]

This is horrific! I am mortified this happened to me
I have been using tampons for years since I am an athlete I rely heavily on them
After my gym session this morning I went into the toilet to pull it out. The string just slipped out there was no tension on the tampon. I thought to myself oh fuk what the fuk do I do?
If I leave it in any longer I’ll get that toxic shock syndrome.. I tried using my fingers to fish it out but I couldn’t get a grasp on it it kept slipping and sticking one finger was painful enough putting 2 fingers in was agony.
So I resorted to using tweezers . So I stuck it in and I took it out straight away because what if I don’t get the tampon but tear up the vaginal walls instead then I’ll bleed and get an infection. that just wasn’t worth it. Then I went and got a small spoon from the kitchen and shoved the back end in there but it didn’t work. I was in the verge of tears

Until i realised fingers were the only way to go
It worked in the end but I think I split my skin.

Has this happened to any of you girls before?
Can I sue the tampon company?
This is a srs post.. I actually went through all that and now I feel like I just violated myself

Next time go to the clinic, dumbass. Happens to every woman at least once. You cant prove it's their fault so you can't sue.

[dbluevette]

pics?

[sunrisesunshine]

God damn

Talk about actually fisting yourself lmao

Don’t remind me
I’m literally battered and bruised and I have a cut down there too because of it

[wutevs]

I am ded srs!!
It’s the generic woolies brand
And that’s the last time I’m using that brand again

I had to try fishing it out in front of the mirror and when that didn’t work I had to squat to try and relax my muscles. It is an ugly sight I don’t know why men like vaginas so much

Thank god I got it out!

Nope, not worth saving a few bucks buying a generic brand for something you're sticking up your vag. Stick to Tampax/Playtex.

[Jasonw1178]

Do you have a wire coat hanger around?

It can get all kinds of other mistakes out of there, not just tampons.


PM Proudmanlet. Have him give you anal. The sheer pressure will sent it shooting out.

[Fang2]

This is horrific! I am mortified this happened to me
I have been using tampons for years since I am an athlete I rely heavily on them
After my gym session this morning I went into the toilet to pull it out. The string just slipped out there was no tension on the tampon. I thought to myself oh fuk what the fuk do I do?
If I leave it in any longer I’ll get that toxic shock syndrome.. I tried using my fingers to fish it out but I couldn’t get a grasp on it it kept slipping and sticking one finger was painful enough putting 2 fingers in was agony.
So I resorted to using tweezers . So I stuck it in and I took it out straight away because what if I don’t get the tampon but tear up the vaginal walls instead then I’ll bleed and get an infection. that just wasn’t worth it. Then I went and got a small spoon from the kitchen and shoved the back end in there but it didn’t work. I was in the verge of tears

Until i realised fingers were the only way to go
It worked in the end but I think I split my skin.

Has this happened to any of you girls before?
Can I sue the tampon company?
This is a srs post.. I actually went through all that and now I feel like I just violated myself

Go see a doc if srs.

If not

[Fang2]

OP sure reminds me of Trotonkat...but I doubt it's her

[amikaelmorris]

I'm sure greekybeth can help. Pm her.

[aleeboy]

Girls can push babies out of there. I'm sure a little soaked furry cotton roll should be easy to squeeze out.

[SleepWithFan89]

Prime opportunity to meet Chad nurse practitioner at the emergency room srs

You’ll be embarrassed but he will comfort you. And he pulls the dripping wet mistake out of your womb. You will lock eyes.

Your face will be red, and he’ll hold his masculine hand out. “Hi I’m Chad”

You’ll stutter a bit and reply. Followed by a moment of silence.

Then you muster the courage to say “I guess I owe you dinner now Huh?”

He gladly replies with how about Friday at 8:30?


Saturday 10:00 PM

Chad leans on for kiss at your door step, his breath smells like mulled wine and lamb.

You hesitantly lean in.

You have an amazing kiss.

You lock eyes and say “I’m very lonely, I don’t want to sound crazy, bu... but I haven’t felt the embrace of a man in years..

11:45Pm Chad saves you from cool wine aunt status.

5 months later
You go to planned parenthood to rid yourself of “chads” offspring.

After you realized he was only 5 foot 10 and noticed his receding hairline.

5 months 1 day later

You’ve met Giga Chad at the happy hour by your work. Gladly allow him to come over...

Such is life for a 38 year old female in 2020

[downunder96]

Should've got a man to help op, for someone with a vagina you seem pretty incompetent in issues regarding it

[Cass40]

Should've got a man to help op, for someone with a vagina you seem pretty incompetent in issues regarding it

I asked my husband one time but he said if I make him do it, he will never have sex with me again. So I ended fisting myself, which is not as easy as it sounds, especially since it wasn't even there.

[ChangeOfStyle]

I asked my husband one time but he said if I make him do it, he will never have sex with me again. So I ended fisting myself, which is not as easy as it sounds, especially since it wasn't even there.

Interesting. No pics I assume

[sunrisesunshine]

Should've got a man to help op, for someone with a vagina you seem pretty incompetent in issues regarding it

I’m a born again virgin

[sunrisesunshine]

Prime opportunity to meet Chad nurse practitioner at the emergency room srs

You’ll be embarrassed but he will comfort you. And he pulls the dripping wet mistake out of your womb. You will lock eyes.

Such is life for a beautiful attractive youthful and young35 year old female in 2020

Thanks you’re so sweet

[Fang2]

I asked my husband one time but he said if I make him do it, he will never have sex with me again. So I ended fisting myself, which is not as easy as it sounds, especially since it wasn't even there.

Can confirm...am husband

[bfdehewdbyywhn]

pics?

[janglingjack]

OP sure reminds me of Trotonkat...but I doubt it's her

Yep, neg and move on.

[sunrisesunshine]

Stop I can only get so hard

Well it didn’t feel good for me
But you may continue to flap

[sunrisesunshine]

I'm jk. You got it out right? It will heal, but yea. Next time head to the doc. They will pull it out without any pain. But maybe consider changing brands.

Aww I was kinda hoping u were srs lol

Maybe next time I’ll see the doctor but the thought of them fishing out a used tampon make me wana gag up some bile

[AVIK777]

Is someone getting fisted in this thread or not?

[sndgrper]

I'm confused...was this meant to be funny?