United States Space Force

[jeffaus]

With the US now getting a new branch of armed forces, I was thinking it hasnot been named correctly.
You have
Army
Navy
Marines
Air force

Considering there is already an Air Force, shouldnt the force thats going to be in outer space be called
THE NO AIR FORCE.

You are welcome America 👍

[NearlyBigAngus]

With the US now getting a new branch of armed forces, I was thinking it hasnot been named correctly.
You have
Army
Navy
Marines
Air force

Considering there is already an Air Force, shouldnt the force thats going to be in outer space be called
THE NO AIR FORCE.

You are welcome America ������

Would the trainees be Space Cadets?

[mtpockets]

lol @ No Air Force


The Coast Guard is also a branch...

[mtpockets]

Would the trainees be Space Cadets?

I always thought I would be an Astronaut because the teacher kept telling me I was taking up space in school

[keyboardworkout]

There is no air in space *******.

[steffo99]

Make space great again.

[drudixon]

I always though I would be an Astronaut because the teacher kept telling me I was taking up space in school

On spread, loled

[ElrondHubbard]

In space, no one can hear you shout marching orders.

[NearlyBigAngus]

I guess the enemy would be Space Invaders?

[OldFartTom]

Can't remember who it was, but there was a poster here who had his sig line for ages: "In space, nobody can smell Uranus"

This is the kind of talented contributor a thread like this is crying out for, who was it?

[IronCharles]

Can't remember who it was, but there was a poster here who had his sig line for ages: "In space, nobody can smell Uranus"

What do the Starship Enterprise and toilet paper have in common?















They both circle around Uranus and wipe out the Klingons.

[Corbi]

Have a shot of a Space Force shirt inside a display case in Trump tower.

[jeffaus]

There is no air in space *******.

What a Tosser !!!

Get off my lawn junior.

[jeffaus]

lol @ No Air Force


The Coast Guard is also a branch...

My apologies to the Coast Guard for my ignorance.

[NorwichGrad]

The Air Force is the Army's redhead step child. It used to be Army Air Corps.

The Marines are under the Department of the Navy. What I consider The Men's Department since most sailors are homos.

The Coast Guard are puddle pirates. They're cool to make fun of, but they do lots of good $hit, like save lives and seize drugs.

The Merchant Marine is part of the Department of Transportation. They transport the oil that he DC Empire steals from the Middle East. They think they're in the military just cuz they wore uniform.

The Space Force will be under the Air Force, kinda like the Marines ride Navy equipment, only in space.

So if you follow the US military's genealogy, the Space Force would probably be that zit-faced dorky looking kid at Thanksgiving dinner full of military family members who sits in the corner and nobody talks to so he just stares at his I-Phone playing Fornite or PUBG pretending to be a sniper while the fat kid who can't swim (Coast Guard) and the other kid who wanted to join the military but kept coming up with excuses (Merchant Marine) are happy because they are no longer made fun of.

Hope this helps visualize the future of America's Defenders of Democracy (aka if you have oil and you don't use the petrodollar we will bomb you).

You're welcome for my cervix.

[OldFartTom]

The Air Force is the Army's redhead step child. It ... ... ... You're welcome for my cervix.

Good, now relax and breathe

Your making some progress Mr Norwich, a whole rant without once using "gubmint".

The opiate suppositories are clearly starting to work. Let's double the dosage and let's set the next session same time again next week.

[NorwichGrad]

Good, now relax and breathe

Your making some progress Mr Norwich, a whole rant without once using "gubmint".

The opiate suppositories are clearly starting to work. Let's double the dosage and let's set the next session same time again next week.

LMAO! On spread.

Unfortunately, I do not drink, smoke or do drugs. But I have absolutely nothing against those who drink, smoke or do drugs. Cuz that's what I stand for - Individual Freedom and Liberty. I exist to free the minds of gubmint worshippers. I exist to get homies woke.

I AM

The Sovereign Goat Man

[GrouchyUSMC]

I volunteer to be a door gunner on a spaceship.

[NorwichGrad]

I volunteer to be a door gunner on a spaceship.

OORAH!

You could very well be the first "Get some, Martians!!" Marine in space.

[GrouchyUSMC]

If they run, they’re Martians. If they don’t run, they’re well disciplined Martians!

[Karl_Hungus]

You are welcome America 👍

好久不见了！

Unfortunately, I do not drink, smoke or do drugs.

Damn bro...No wonder you so pissed off!

[NorwichGrad]

好久不见了！



Damn bro...No wonder you so pissed off!

HAHAHA!! In real life, not really. My writing skillz make me appear pissy and grouchy, I admit.

But I only laugh at those on both sides who are braindead and truly believe gubmint will save them.

[Mark1T]

HAHAHA!! In real life, not really. My writing skillz make me appear pissy and grouchy, I admit.

But I only laugh at those on both sides who are braindead and truly believe gubmint will save them.

A Few Good Goats was a great movie, G.

[Karl_Hungus]

HAHAHA!! In real life, not really. My writing skillz make me appear pissy and grouchy, I admit.

But I only laugh at those on both sides who are braindead and truly believe gubmint will save them.

It's all good bro....I'll bring ya a bottle of Scotch, Mark1T will bring his latest bloody Mary concoction and a bottle of vodka...And we will do some drunken bonsai tree cutting...

[Mark1T]

It's all good bro....I'll bring ya a bottle of Scotch, Mark1T will bring his latest bloody Mary concoction and a bottle of vodka...And we will do some drunken bonsai tree cutting...

I'm in

[LWW]

I exist to free the minds of gubmint worshippers.

Does taxation pay the defense bill? How should these "forces" be paid?

Thank you.

[IronCharles]

The "taxation is theft" crew always make me laugh. Good luck putting that fire out in your house with the garden hose because you didn't want to pay for a fire department and your neighbors aren't answering their doors to help you. Hope you're good at math, 'cause you'll be missing work while yer home skewlin' yer kids. And get that machete and pitchork ready to defend your homeland against that army invading with tanks, planes, guided missiles, and nuclear weapons that their constituents paid for with their taxes.


I can't... stop... laughing!

[ElrondHubbard]

The "taxation is theft" crew always make me laugh. Good luck putting that fire out in your house with the garden hose because you didn't want to pay for a fire department and your neighbors aren't answering their doors to help you. Hope you're good at math, 'cause you'll be missing work while yer home skewlin' yer kids. And get that machete and pitchork ready to defend your homeland against that army invading with tanks, planes, guided missiles, and nuclear weapons that their constituents paid for with their taxes.


I can't... stop... laughing!

That invading army won't be using much in the way of weaponry. You'll be grateful that they're bringing food.

[jeffaus]

好久不见了！

Yes I havent been around for a long time Karl. Thanks for noticing. Had some issues over last couple of years. Died once and the paramedics brought me back. Have spent last 18 months recovering and started back in gym this week after getting all clear from my doctors.

Started with legs first day back and I’d forgotten the beautiful pain of legs day until this week. 😃

[Mark1T]

^^Welcome Back, Jeff. Sorry to hear about your health issues and glad you made it through.