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    Anyone find it annoying by toilet water hitting your butt/balls when droppin a duece?

    Happens everytime

    Any way to prevent this? Tried every sitting position with no avail
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    It means you have a poverty (undersized) toilet so your angus is very close to the surface of the water. Get a better job phaggot.
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    just dropped a double deuce down the hall.... this toilet has some force to it. sprayed my whole ass down, was not ready for it!
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    I put one piece of toiletpaper on the water to break the surface tension. Doesn't make a splash this way.
    More annoying is your D touching the inside of the bowl, no care at home, but hate it when it happens in a toilet that is not my own. Also awkward when someone then enters the bathroom when you're washing your D in the sink after it hitting the bowl.
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    Originally Posted by backinthegymbro View Post
    I hate when you drop a long one, and somehow on the way down it slaps your balls as it falls into the water.
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    Originally Posted by Geitenmelker View Post
    Clog the toilet with toilet paper first
    This how tf do people not do this?

    My issue is fitting my cawk inside the bowl so it doesnt touch the sides.
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    Whenever I sit on the bowl and my dink hits the water I immediately assume I've contracted an incurable STD and I want to off myself.

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    Wtf is wrong with some of you..

    You put toilet paper on the seat and rest your dink on it, what is this letting it hang and rub on the bowl filth
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