drunk chick eats my azz, then states that, " it tastes like poop, do you properly wipe"
I loled hard, and told her thats what her mouths for. She creamed herself afterwords
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01-24-2020, 03:46 PM #61
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01-24-2020, 03:55 PM #62
Chit, i dont remember.
But i remember a realllllyy sexy sloot shooting me down hardcore. She was sexy as fuk. Imagine the sexiest blonde bish you can imagine in white shorts showing off that booty. And her booty was juicy. Like i said, legit imagine the ideal. Pretty sure she had an accent from czech or something
But when i talked she didnt contribute at all, and then at one point she just looked at her friend and laughed and then got up and walked away
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01-24-2020, 04:15 PM #63
Had been seeing this European girl for a while. We were trying to make it work even though we had, had some problems. Saw each other for the last time and I asked if she had been seeing anyone else. Turns out she had met another guy at the bar and had been texting/ went over to his place but hadn't cheated...yeah. Asked her had she slept with him and chit. Said she wanted to, right to my face... cut me pretty deep. On the same trip she said she still loved me and randomly said she wanted me to be her husband. Sucks bc she was a good girl and we loved each other. Has made me kinda hate women tbh which isn't right but cant help it.
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01-24-2020, 10:35 PM #68
One of my ex’s told me “your mom doesn’t fuking love you, your dad does but your mom doesn’t” We had gone to a concert and she got kicked out for being too drunk. I had to chase her down the road in a bad area so she didn’t get murdered. I rode with friends who wouldn’t leave the concert, so I had to call my dad for a ride home (only person I had). I told him what happened. Mid conversation my phone died and my ex decided to call him back. BUT she somehow put on a sober voice and started saying that I was the drunk one who got kicked out and I was biligerant. Started driving down and the whole time she was aggressive insulting me to the point i broke down hard, saying the above quote and how I was a joke and no one took me seriously. She was just trying to say the meanest things she knew that would get to me. I was just keeping her from getting raped or murdered in a not so good neighborhood. Finally my dad showed up and saw that I was the sober one and she was an absolute psychopath who made up what she said.
We broke up after and I proceeded to slay sloots. Felt good to get my confidence back.Last edited by GerbilFarmer; 01-24-2020 at 10:53 PM.
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01-24-2020, 10:47 PM #70
One that got away got drunk at her bachelorette party and called me crying. Told me she doesn’t want to get married but she couldn’t make herself go back to me. “It was supposed to be you” she said to me, fuked me up pretty bad. A bad ******* addiction and the chasing of the almighty dollar cost me the only actual great woman I’ve ever met. Oh well, the addiction is gone but the chase of the dollar continues on.
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01-24-2020, 11:21 PM #73
“ow”
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01-25-2020, 12:23 AM #74
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01-25-2020, 05:37 AM #78
Oh, I got a 2 for 1 special. You've probably seen me mention the person who raised me go full narc, that's my mother. My birth mother was just that, nothing more.
I did not want this prize. But thank you, that was a really weird situation and I still wonder how I allowed myself to even hear that.
You can't choose but you can NC them. I hope your relationship with your mother improves, but only if you'd like it to. Sounds cold as ice but I know for some of us keeping toxic people at a distance is the healthiest, safest thing we can do from ourselves.
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01-25-2020, 05:41 AM #79
I'm 5'8" but when i was a kid i was a legit midget. I had a best friend who used to be really popular with the girls and we once met 2 of the hottest girls in school, they both hugged him and when he introduced me one of them said "this little guy is the one you've been talking about?" and laughed 100% dead srs
Remember boys, if she breathes, she's a cold hearted sloot
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01-25-2020, 05:59 AM #80
It was FWB of mine i was seeing, but at the time I was only seeing her like once a month, although we texted every day.
One day she texts me, "I think I'm in love".
I say, "u wot?"
She says, "I've been seeing someone. I love the way he looks at me, I love the way he touches me, I love the way he phucks me"
Even though we were not exclusive, my ego was not ready to take that kind of a hit.*Hole is Life Crew*
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01-25-2020, 06:12 AM #83
In the real world, I have heard some nasty ass comments from females. And I'm pretty nice. But, I'm also not Mother Theresa. Just a decent human being. And so are most other women... genuinely warm and caring people. But I think, and I could be wrong here, that you male miscers would like to pretend that all females get along extremely well 24/7. That's just not the case in the real world... That would nice, but there can be a lot of instinctual competition, even between BFFs, which can create petty bullchit and some deep (hopefully not) resentment and grudges. I think you guys, in general, are better at not holding grudges and letting intentional insults (lol) roll off your back! And again, I'm speaking in terms of IRL. I have heard some nasty put-downs from grown men, as well. So, maybe this subject is truly gender-neutral!
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01-25-2020, 07:00 AM #84
My wife told to me, "I don't like MACHO."
......once after we married.
Most of the time, I don't understand women. And once I gave up trying I started breathing easier.
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01-25-2020, 07:06 AM #86
Once, I asked a girl I was dating if I was the biggest (terrible idea don't ever do it), and she said "No, you're second." Honestly, I should have left it there because that's genuinely not that bad.
Of course the second mistake was asking how much the size disparity was. She said "His was like an Arizona Iced Tea can."
I honestly didn't know how to handle that one and it had me shook.
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01-25-2020, 07:08 AM #87
In middle school one of the prettiest girls in the school told me she liked me and wanted to be my girlfriend. I was the happiest person in the world for like 3 seconds and then realized that all her friends were grinning at me and I was just the butt of a cruel joke.
It’s silly but I think that had a lasting effect on me, and contributed to my cold and standoffish demeanor. I automatically become suspicious when people are nice to me, and every time a girl flirts with me I don’t flirt back because I have this paranoia that she’s just phucking with me, and I’ll get laughed at if I flirt back. Have lost many opportunities because of this.
I recently told a fat housewife that she shouldn’t be allowed to be a mother.
Her dog was in the street on a busy road almost getting hit by cars, I couldn’t catch him but I scared him out of the street and followed him back to his house. When I told her that her dog was loose and running in the street she said “yea I know.” She’s inside watching TV knowing her dog is out in the street. I said “well he’s gonna get hit by a car if you don’t get him” and she said “yeah I know.” I’ve returned a lot of dogs to worried owners so this caught me off guard and really pissed me off.
So I told her she shouldn’t be allowed to own a dog, and actually if she can’t take care of a dog she shouldn’t be a mother. I 100% believe that statement.
She followed me back to my work and came inside hysterical and told my manager what I said. My manager gave not a single fuk.Smack City crew
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Last edited by etet1919; 01-25-2020 at 04:45 PM. Reason: I truly don't remember printing "your"
Fact: My first-generation uncle was a boxer who fought Sugar Ray Robinson! He also fought in the war, sacrificing the career he deeply loved, so people could have the right to freedom.
Let's show RESPECT for the POLICE and ALL FIRST RESPONDERS by helping to keep THEM SAFE AND SOUND, and thereby able to PROTECT US!
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01-25-2020, 07:47 AM #90
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