What was the most degenerate things you've done? (srs)

[sandman2019]

1. Put $15,000 on some random super low level tennis challenger match. The match was literally been played at a park between two random asian dudes and lost.

2. Ate out and raw dogged a hooker

3. fapped at work

[SomaliGirl]

signed up to misc

[Fang2]

signed up to misc

This.600k reps later and here we are

[Jestbrah]

****ed at work in the office

3 girls in a night no shower

got an std from an ex who was secretly hooking and had another BF

had sex with moms while their kid was in the other room watching tv

slept with strippers after they got off shift(met outside of the strip club)

[jizzfarmer]

Ate out several hookers' anguses.

Went raw and creampied a thai hooker's angus.

Phuked an asian grandma hooker.

[Codo]

Snuck into a marina and onto a cruiser boat with this girl and fawked everywhere on it except inside the locked cabin.

Swam out to a party on a houseboat on 4th of july and got my D sucked by some girl

Mostly boat stuff.

[Battlefury]

Posting in the misc!

[ErnieMccracken]

Ate out several hookers' anguses.

Went raw and creampied a thai hooker's angus.

Phuked an asian grandma hooker.

Jesus Christ you win

[bhicks3712]

****ed at work in the office

3 girls in a night no shower

got an std from an ex who was secretly hooking and had another BF

had sex with moms while their kid was in the other room watching tv

slept with strippers after they got off shift(met outside of the strip club)

Mirin


Had sex with 2 girls in one day. Actually about to do that tonight to banged one this am and bout to go stay at the others for the night

Had a single mother tied to her bed with her straps banging with her toys and my dink while the kid was sleeping on the couch in the living room

Showed up to said single mothers house in nothing but a robe

[Coolman468]

I’ve done some fcked up sht I will not post on here, but a low level one is I jerked off in a school bathroom

[ForPeteSake]

Partied, smoked and slept around wayy too much in college. So much sleeping around it became painful to meet up and see new chicks.

Just lol if youre still having casual sex in 2020.

[ArchangelST]

When I was a teen I had a step-mother that was a demon that looked like a human.

Anyway, she drank iced tea every day and I pissed in the pitcher for weeks before she got suspicious and I had to stop.

Before you *******s judge me, you have absolutely no idea how much of a phucking giant bitch-kunt this woman was. I hated her so much I even fantasized about a JFK-like grassy-knoll situation.

Pissing in her drink seemed like the more reasonable option.

[AdamSMW]

1. Put $15,000 on some random super low level tennis challenger match. The match was literally been played at a park between two random asian dudes and lost.

2. Ate out and raw dogged a hooker

3. fapped at work

[Fang2]

The most degenerate thing I have done is blow 20k in Vegas

[bhicks3712]

One was bar hoping and some how ended up in a bar where almost every girl was bi and making out with eachother. I went to the bar to get a drink and this 7/10 girl walks up to me and I just open my arms and she comes to me we talk I start making out with her then this girl who looks like debbi galager comes up to me pissed asf saying that was her gf and sht and said she would hit me if I kept talking to her. Me and cute girl keep talking and I make out with her more and home girl comes and pushes me and swings on me. I leave it all alone and me and my homie are chillin in the bar and he’s like go get me a drink cause we needed new ones and it was my turn to buy. I walk up to the bar and Debbie is there. I think to myself I bet I can get her to buy me 2 drinks so we start talking and I start making out with her all over the bar. She buys me 2 bud lights then I go to walk away and she takes one. Homie didn’t get his drink. Then I start making on girl #1 and home girl loses her sht takes my phone as I’m getting cute girls snap and I have to chase her down for it. Get it and leave then. I’m drunk and I’m walking around the little block of bars with homie when we start talking to these ppl who I think are vacationing. They were actually bums but they go to light up a blunt and he ask if I wanna hit it and I do. First inhale he’s like be careful that’s k2 and I start to exhale sooooo quick. I’m fuking gone outta my mind then the bartenders from that bar come up to me on the street and are like did you steal this girls phone and I’m trippin and like hell na and pull out my photos and ask them why a stranger should have so many mirror selfies of me. We leave them and I’m tripping so hard I almost drink water out of one of those fountains that are just for design and to look cool not a water fountain. All said and done not a bad night

[BootneckBrah]

Jesus you win...

[meteoraniac]

hung out for a bachelors night out in Manila, pulled in 'hot chick', was feeling all over 'her' then felt a freaking bulge on her hot pants.. i gtfo the room and realise that it was my room, had to pull in front desk to open the door as she was making a scene and chased her out.. needless to say i checkout the very next morning to another place ... dat walk of shame as u leave the hotel with front desk, bell boy and concierge looking at u dirty...

[SkinnyKappa]

did many degenerate things but what stands out in my memory was a very degenerate day that happened a few months ago...

was on a business trip and went and bought leggings from walmart, then went to the hotel room and wore them and pretended to be a sloot. then I fingered my azzhole (didn't find anything to put inside so at least just fingers) then shaved my entire ass and right leg using my razor (took fkn FOREVER also left some redness, also it still looks less hairy then the left, lmao). Started fking my pillow to the picture of some girl that gave me a phone interview (some generic asian) then my cawk snapped and I had another small fracture I guess. Went to the bathroom and got a cup and peed in it, then drank the entire thing without spilling a drop (tasted like rotten soup srs, still remember it) and didn't even clean my mouth/hands afterward. Then went back to fking my pillow to the same picture of that girl till I jizzed inside a bag and I licked some of the cum from it.

Was pretty grossed out thinking about it the next day.. also those fkn leggings were $15 and went right to the trash so what a waste

[Cloudburn]

Banged 2 girls in one night on 3 seperate occasions

Took a 42yo HBB MILF out on her first ever Tinder date (srs), got her back to mine, epic bj and came over her face

Banged 7 girls within 3 weeks after getting out of a 3.5yr relationship

[Jestbrah]

Banged 2 girls in one night on 3 seperate occasions

Took a 42yo HBB MILF out on her first ever Tinder date (srs), got her back to mine, epic bj and came over her face

Banged 7 girls within 3 weeks after getting out of a 3.5yr relationship

that last one isnt degenerate behavior, thats a weekly average for a lot of very good looking single outgoing males/females

[garthismad]

Ate out several hookers' anguses.

Went raw and creampied a thai hooker's angus.

Phuked an asian grandma hooker.

sign checks out

Dead by 30 and yellow fever crews lol

[Jestbrah]

this is the first post in a while to actually make me laugh hard af for like a minute straight holy fcuk post more

interesting, i just read it as a normal day as a miscer

[beansieweansie]

Ate out several hookers' anguses.

Went raw and creampied a thai hooker's angus.

Phuked an asian grandma hooker.

nasty motherfukker.. how could you fuk a grandma?

[FemaleWarriorxo]

Broke into abandoned buildings as a teen.

Threw my brother’s partners clothes out of the house when I was 13. Purposely made sure it was covered in dirt/mud.

Used to buy 50 cent single cigarettes for my friends as a teen.

I’m sure there’s more but I can’t remember anything right now lul. Looking at the thread and comparing what I’ve done. I’d say I did typical stuff for a teen lmao

[TheNBAisAjoke]

Mostly boat stuff.

Because of the implications

[300BLK]

Fuked a girl in a porta potty

[Fang2]

did many degenerate things but what stands out in my memory was a very degenerate day that happened a few months ago...

was on a business trip and went and bought leggings from walmart, then went to the hotel room and wore them and pretended to be a sloot. then I fingered my azzhole (didn't find anything to put inside so at least just fingers) then shaved my entire ass and right leg using my razor (took fkn FOREVER also left some redness, also it still looks less hairy then the left, lmao). Started fking my pillow to the picture of some girl that gave me a phone interview (some generic asian) then my cawk snapped and I had another small fracture I guess. Went to the bathroom and got a cup and peed in it, then drank the entire thing without spilling a drop (tasted like rotten soup srs, still remember it) and didn't even clean my mouth/hands afterward. Then went back to fking my pillow to the same picture of that girl till I jizzed inside a bag and I licked some of the cum from it.

Was pretty grossed out thinking about it the next day.. also those fkn leggings were $15 and went right to the trash so what a waste

Buffalo Bill dat u?

[Gios]

Pluck I need to live more

[CellyTech]

Early 20s I busted many a dealers door in with a mate, took their cash & gear and bounced. Even took 3 live plants from 1 guys place one time just for the giggles. Easy money.

Was on holidays with ex gf. Had invited some randoms up to our villa for an after party. Couple Swiss chicks, some Scottish dude and 2 English girls. Gf got tired and went to bed pissy drunk. I ended up shagging 1 of the Swiss girls in the pool and 1 of the English birds in the downstairs bedroom. Scottish guy must of been fuking as well but I dunno. Gf wakes up at 6:30am and we're sat having cocktails on the balcony like nothing happened.

Spit roasted some fat chick with my bro in a field behind a shop when we were 18. When we heard people coming we pulled out and pushed her face down in the mud and ran off. Didn't wanna get caught fuking a fatty lol.

I'm sure theres others but thats all I can think of right now.

[TiredOfTrying]

1) fukked 4 girls in the same day, including my gf (Ex now). When i got home, before bed, i fapped.

2) fapped in the public stairs of building appartment.

3) getting wanked off in class by my gf (ex now) best friend.