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    I've ate 3,800 calories for 2 days straight and still haven't pooped

    What's happening? What can I do to make the cork pop?
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    You might have celiac disease. Srs

    I went 8 days without a pooping a few years ago but had a ton of gas. Smelled awful. Got diagnosed by a gastroenterologist not long afterwards.
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    > Find new coffee joint & drink two large's
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    Was there a high fiber content in all that food?
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    you say 3800 cals in 2 days like it's much food.
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    Also, I did leg press after constipation. Took the biggest **** in my life afterwards.
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    Coffee should do it. Could try coconut water, which is a diarutic. Enema is the guaranteed fix. If an enema doesn't work, see a doctor right away.
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    Originally Posted by AdamSMW View Post
    you say 3800 cals in 2 days like it's much food.
    3,800 per day
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    i mean you ate that much? or like you ate 1500 cals and drank the rest in booze/soda/whatever?



    if drank a good amount of each, that's...fine. i go plenty of 2+ days without pooping at times. (maybe i'm also finna die? who knows). but if you ATE that much. rip? can i be in ur will?
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