Matched with a fellow pilot on Bumble (pics)

[x420SwagScopex]

I hope I can join the Misc Pilot cew some day. Only a Helicopter since my eyes are bad. And you own an Airplane, fuuuuk I'm jelly. I bet you LMAO at us car plebs when you're up high.

Also Helicopters are waaay cooler.

I agree, helicopters are way cooler. Unfortunately helicopter training costs twice as much as airplane training. And once you get your license, it’s gonna cost twice as much to rent one, and that’s if you can even find a place that’s willing to rent you their 1 million+ dollar R-22.

I originally wanted to fly helicopters until I realized that helicopter pilots don’t really get to fly helicopters for fun, unless you’re rich enough to buy your own.

Also, helicopter pilots need the same medical certificate as airplane pilots, so if your eyes are bad you might be **** outta luck.

[drvillain]

Private pilot perk: putting it on your dating profile.


Cute I guess

[x420SwagScopex]

Private pilot perk: putting it on your dating profile.


Cute I guess

That’s actually the main reason I did it

In hindsight my time would have been better spent lifting and goochmaxxing

[Ironmanlet]

In about 5 months I'll have my instrument rating, commercial license, CFI, CFII, and MEI. I'll flight instruct until I have enough hours for my ATP, then go to the regionals.

*******.

Why do some people get so hostile when you mention you're a pilot? Any other pilot brahs notice this?

No, I never notice it.

Also, I think your timeline is skewed but please keep us posted.

[mobp]

The pilot let me sit on his lap and look at all the buttons and then he gave me a pin with wings and said "you pilot now".

She is the pilot now.

[mchabs]

that was hilarious but why keep the troll going when you could have potentially smashed?

[JaySultan]

given the context i actually think that bish is pretty cool

Exactly. And im picky with these sloots. I like her vibe somehow.

[VAPump]

If you'd take your head out of your anuus, maybe you'd realize you're talking to a pilot who actually has made a career out of it. And believe me, announcing it on your dating profile makes you a douchebag. I've helped multiple up and coming pilots, you seem like one I'd avoid like the plague.

Loooool OP's post was funny, this is cringe as fuk.

Announcing your qualifications and asserting your piloting dominance on a bodybuilding website just to try to put down a dude who announced it on a dating profile. holy sht i've seen it all now

[veggie530]

Loooool OP's post was funny, this is cringe as fuk.

Announcing your qualifications and asserting your piloting dominance on a bodybuilding website just to try to put down a dude who announced it on a dating profile. holy sht i've seen it all now

every day he's flexin'

free virginia btw

[VAPump]

every day he's flexin'

free virginia btw

Man, I've been living in MA for the last 3 years. VA seems pretty damn free in comparison regardless of what law changes happen, lmao

[CTSV648HP]

Loooool OP's post was funny, this is cringe as fuk.

Announcing your qualifications and asserting your piloting dominance on a bodybuilding website just to try to put down a dude who announced it on a dating profile. holy sht i've seen it all now

In case you didn't know it, you're on the misc. There aren't any bodybuilders here.

[VAPump]

In case you didn't know it, you're on the misc. There aren't any bodybuilders here.

I mean, your avatar made that pretty clear.

Nice username. Nothing cringey about announcing your car and its exact horsepower either. fukn lolz man, i needed this laugh tonight, thanks.

[AgBrah]

I hope I can join the Misc Pilot cew some day. Only a Helicopter since my eyes are bad. And you own an Airplane, fuuuuk I'm jelly. I bet you LMAO at us car plebs when you're up high.

Also Helicopters are waaay cooler.

Heli’s aren’t for me. Aviation is aviation and we are all in it together so I don’t have a problem with it. We are all airmen.

Just not my thing. My friend has one, he’s a great stick. I did a walk around and noticed the intricacies and how numerous the parts were. All I could think was, “one... bearing, safety wire, bolt, etc let’s go and you’re pretty well fooked.”

In the plane, as long as I have authority on the control surfaces and the spar is intact, I’ve got a good chance at survival.


I know, I know, autorotate, etc. just not my cup of tea.

[AgBrah]

No, I never notice it.

Also, I think your timeline is skewed but please keep us posted.

Yeah, 5 months to go from 150 to 250 for the comm. CFI, double I and then to 1500tt through the ATP (is it 1500 now?).


Uh, that’s 300 a month. 10 hours a day.
















Come on guy. You done filling my plane yet?

[x420SwagScopex]

Yeah, 5 months to go from 150 to 250 for the comm. CFI, double I and then to 1500tt through the ATP (is it 1500 now?).


Uh, that’s 300 a month. 10 hours a day.

I said I’d have my CFI certs in 5 months

No chit I’m not gonna have my ATP 5 months from now

Lrn2readingcomprehension

[datclownbaby]

Some quality trolling lmao

[AgBrah]

I said I’d have my CFI certs in 5 months

No chit I’m not gonna have my ATP 5 months from now

Lrn2readingcomprehension

Just to get to commercial you’d need another 150 hours, right? In 5 months, that’s still 30/month. 1 hour a day.

Then, the CFI minimum 15-20?

170 hours in 5 months. 200 hours a year is pretty active for a GA pilot. I think you’re looking at a year bby. And even that’s pretty aggressive.

You training 141 or 61?

[Natty99]

whoever made this smokes hella good weed

[EoR]

That was pretty funny for the first half, you should have lead into a pick up though - if she was decent looking. You lost her @ the pilot's lap.

[x420SwagScopex]

Just to get to commercial you’d need another 150 hours, right? In 5 months, that’s still 30/month. 1 hour a day.

Then, the CFI minimum 15-20?

170 hours in 5 months. 200 hours a year is pretty active for a GA pilot. I think you’re looking at a year bby. And even that’s pretty aggressive.

You training 141 or 61?

You lack faith.

I’ll update you in FIVE MONTHS *******

That was pretty funny for the first half, you should have lead into a pick up though - if she was decent looking. You lost her @ the pilot's lap.

YOU DENSE MOTHERFUKKER

[Ironmanlet]

You lack faith.

I’ll update you in FIVE MONTHS *******



YOU DENSE MOTHERFUKKER

I screen capped this thread and set an alarm.

See you soon.

[meteoraniac]

i hope she ****s u for the effort in trolling her

[CTSV648HP]

I mean, your avatar made that pretty clear.

Nice username. Nothing cringey about announcing your car and its exact horsepower either. fukn lolz man, i needed this laugh tonight, thanks.

Op must be your bf I'm guessing? That's the only thing that makes sense with how hurt you got over some stranger on the internet hurting his feelings.

[itsjohncenaaa]

You dun goofed on your career choice, pilots will be irrelevant in the next 15 years

[x420SwagScopex]

I screen capped this thread and set an alarm.

See you soon.

I can’t fukking wait

You dun goofed on your career choice, pilots will be irrelevant in the next 15 years

Looks like I’ll have to learn to code in 15 years then

[x420SwagScopex]

Exactly. And im picky with these sloots. I like her vibe somehow.

You would like the vibe of any girl who looks in your general direction

She was dense and dry as fuk