Matched with a fellow pilot on Bumble (pics)

[x420SwagScopex]

Decided to play it cool with this one

(David Clarkes are a brand of headset that pilots wear)









I'm not 100% sure but I think I'm gonna get laid

[miscerForLulz]

Just fly to NC already *******

[yewotm8]

that was ****ing hilarious

[WrestlingFan123]

You come off as annoying

yeah, could've been funny but u tried to squeeze too much juice out of the gimmick.

[x420SwagScopex]

yeah, could've been funny but u tried to squeeze too much juice out of the gimmick.

Yea well I thought for sure she’d go NC after that first retarded message I sent, after that I thought I’d just see how far I could take it

[mixednutz]

Shoulda said " Deal, only if i can phuck your mom too afterwards"

[propreffered7]

given the context i actually think that bish is pretty cool

[bottl]

ugly girl

[AgBrah]

What’s her handle? Let a real aviator slide in and get in those cakes.






Btw, top my plane to the tabs line bitch. Here’s $5

[Leon09]

LMAO well played OP. Whats the next move?

[x420SwagScopex]

LMAO well played OP. Whats the next move?

Thinking about hitting her with the Ol’ Reliable “pls respond”

[pWally]

Holy fuk that was hilarious as chit lmao

[HomerJThompson]

given the context i actually think that bish is pretty cool

This and she actually looks pretty, whats your deal op.

[SkinnyKappa]

[Ironmanlet]

Soooooo....

There never was a pilot?

😔

[x420SwagScopex]

This and she actually looks pretty, whats your deal op.

She was like 40 miles away and I have plenty of other matches lmao

Soooooo....

There never was a pilot?

������

She was actually a pilot and so am I. Working on my instrument rating right now actually

[portamoral]

you pilot now lmao

[x420SwagScopex]

That's you deciding to play it cool? Or you just trying to redeem yourself right now?

I don't even know what you're trying to say but suk my cawk

[MiamiLife305]

that was ****ing hilarious

this

i was lol'ing so hard

You come off as annoying

look at this try hard

[DCutch]

Lold hard

Updates?

[blindsideflank]

I spend 6+ hours a day in one of these. Nice plane for where we fly.



How many hours you got OP? Is aviation your career? What you fly? Do you teach?

[anonymous]

Lmao.. She will probably fly her ass over to one of these

[JuicedMayhem]

Take her to McDonald’s and buy her a happy meal

[ClivesTriceps]

Take her to McDonald’s and buy her a happy meal

Would be better if OP ordered something from the dollar menu and split it in half with her

[Hoop_Dreams]

Was this your profile pic? Mind = blown she put up with your crap for that long, but being attractive + a pilot is a top tier dude

The mom line had me ded

[x420SwagScopex]

Lold hard

Updates?

Update: She unmatched me LMAO

I spend 6+ hours a day in one of these. Nice plane for where we fly.



How many hours you got OP? Is aviation your career? What you fly? Do you teach?

Nice bro! I'm jealous

I've got like 90-100 hours, need to add up the last couple pages of my logbook. Only flown a C-172 so far and I'm currently working on my instrument rating, checkride in about 3 weeks and then straight into commercial training. Definitely hoping to make a career out of it.

[ManletinAK2011]

No pics of girl

[DassItMan]

she's got a good sense of humour ngl. mirin

[CTSV648HP]

Please don't be a try hard douchebag pilot. There's plenty of those already. If you're secure enough, you don't need to go around announcing "I'm a pilot!". Especially when you're still training.

[OptimistPrime11]

Brilliant OP.

Loved it.

Repped.

Text her back before a date is planned and say...

"Perfect....let's reschedule".