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    Police helicopter looking for a manlet

    There’s a helicopter flying over my boat right now and they keep saying over the loudspeaker “California highway patrol looking for a suspect - black male, five-foot-seven, wearing a red shirt, red shorts, and a black backpack. If seen, notify an officer or call 911.”

    Manlets, when will they learn? He’s probably wanted for the crime of telling a sloot he’s actually 5’10”. Now this helicopter is flying up and down the beach putting him on blast and exposing his manlet status to the world.

    Hope he doesn’t get caught, he’s already been punished enough.

    God speed, 5’7” black male.
    Faster, faster, until the thrill of speed overcomes the fear of death
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    Originally Posted by x420SwagScopex View Post
    There’s a helicopter flying over my boat right now and they keep saying over the loudspeaker “California highway patrol looking for a suspect - black male, five-foot-seven, wearing a red shirt, red shorts, and a black backpack. If seen, notify an officer or call 911.”

    Manlets, when will they learn? He’s probably wanted for the crime of telling a sloot he’s actually 5’10”. Now this helicopter is flying up and down the beach putting him on blast and exposing his manlet status to the world.

    Hope he doesn’t get caught, he’s already been punished enough.

    God speed, 5’7” black male.
    Huge if true.
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    fking LMAO if this actually happened
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    Originally Posted by thadderbox View Post
    Huge if true.
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    fking LMAO if this actually happened
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    It’s true, I wish I would have recorded it.

    Run manlet run!
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    Probably one of those angry, chip on their shoulder manlets.
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    Originally Posted by x420SwagScopex View Post
    It’s true, I wish I would have recorded it.

    Run manlet run!
    Spoon pics of boat in the water, or a misc hat on a fish in your boat.
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    Good luck finding a 5'7" manlet in 6' feet of water.

    Police helicopters...when will they learn.
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    Originally Posted by keyboardworkout View Post
    Good luck finding a 5'7" manlet in 6' feet of water.

    Police helicopters...when will they learn.
    Well that’s the thing, they knew they were never going to find him, so they had to resort to public shaming and hope he turns himself in to end the humiliation
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    I actually believe this srs
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    tfw manlet hunt has officially begun
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    Originally Posted by Better Unborn View Post
    tfw manlet hunt has officially begun
    First they came for the black manlet and I said nothing, for I am not black...

    Won’t be long until the helicopters just start shooting any man under 6’
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    Originally Posted by GravityLee View Post
    I actually believe this srs
    I don’t know why anyone thought it might not be true

    I’m not a good creative writer
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    Originally Posted by crupiea View Post
    Probably one of those angry, chip on their shoulder manlets.
    You trynna say something grandpa crusty pants?
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    Originally Posted by Ironmanlet View Post
    You trynna say something grandpa crusty pants?
    I think he might have been making a joke about CHP
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