How Quick Do You Think I Could Steal Your Girl With My Beard? (Pic)

[SirBetalot]

Delusional miscers lol. He’s tall and looks like he lifts and some sloots go exclusively for baldies so the degree of his facial hair means nothing.

[Dimethylpentane]

Respectable beard op, and you look jacked as ****. Good job

[BootneckBrah]

Plot twist: most women find beards revolting.

[RazorM3]

bald

[SkinnyKappa]

dat fkn frame geez, how are we the same species

[HairyWBush]

what part of the woods do you live in? why do you look so angry at your camera?

[Humungus]

I feel like the show VIKINGS would cast Deadly Striker in a heartbeat.

[dannyg1217]

Never with that weak ass upper lip hair. A beard is not a full beard when it's only on the chin and not on the upper lip.

[savageoldman]

looks good srs

[DeadlyStriker]

Thanks Brahs.

I know it's an instant panty dropper. It's ok to admit it.

I just got a call from the Vikings casting director as well. We made it.

[solidus2k3]

chadlystriker

[RICHSTRONG]

Beard of Odin.

Lo there do I see my father; Lo there do I see my mother and my sisters and my brothers; Lo there do I see the line of my people, back to the beginning. Lo, they do call to me, they bid me take my place among them, in the halls of Valhalla, where the beard may grow forever.

[PKneyr]

Looking alpha as fuk cuz, but you're a good looking dude, you look better clean shaven.

[Fang2]

Jokes on you, I am single atm

[jesusxchrist]

Thanks OP opened this thread next to my gf and then she called me an ugly cuck ******* and left me

[spazzin]

90% of chicks don't mire that type of beard breh

word a clean shaven big jawed dude with hair is what they prefer over this bald viking look

[SleepWithFan89]

If I had your lips and jaw (in other words your lower third) I'd never grow a beard like that.

The lower third is what makes or breaks facial aesthetics in both males and females. For men it's a lantern jaw and juicy symmetrical lips. For women it's a soft round jaw with juicy symmetrical lips. You can cover the rest of the face and if the lower third looks beautiful, then the other two thirds would have to be completely fooked for the person to turn out to be ugly.

e.g. there's a 95% chance this dude is good-looking:

Looking Looks maXXXed LooksMaximus

[Johnez]

Just shaved it to #3, thanks for the warning fukker.

[hbhorat]

Tall jacked and bearded up looking like a Viking warrior. (No homeowner) Tell us about some of the sloots you pull OP.

Lol this, keen to hear some stories OP, looking jooocy khuzzz

[Nicklol]

at a certain point i think the beard is overdone
i dont have a full one so I just do this sort of fade with my stubble and then a bit of a mini beard on my chin

but being bald is great.
converted a girl who said she prefers a guy with a full head of hair and now she seems to only go for bald guys lol

[Fang2]

at a certain point i think the beard is overdone
i dont have a full one so I just do this sort of fade with my stubble and then a bit of a mini beard on my chin

but being bald is great.
converted a girl who said she prefers a guy with a full head of hair and now she seems to only go for bald guys lol

The alpha has spoken

[r32gojirra]

Why would my girl have your beard? That’s groce andy

[aleeboy]

Guess the OP missed the Black Pill video.


Cliffs:




I think I'm safe

[wooosh3]

i wont lie you have a fantastic beard but i got more hair on my head which is more important lmao

[Nicklol]

The alpha has spoken

repped

[jamalfudge]

90% of chicks don't mire that type of beard breh

The ones that do are REALLY into it and can't control themselves, srs.

[F.A.P.]

Fantastic beard OP. Mirin hard.

My beard fizzles out and dies but thankfully I can at least have a decent shaped scruff. Clean shaven is the worst.

[SerpentHearted]

jokes on you OP i don't have a girl.

[Le234]

Probably instantly.

Sorry buddy..I have a beard and a full head of hair..

[Kiop]

u look like
a tenesse guy
who lives in a ranch
and works on cattle/horse
daily...so yes you would steel
her but youll need to make her legal
after she pass the borders