I could go on and on for hours about all the wonderful skin problems I have and bad facial aesthics, but I won't. Probably the two worst are my big butt and my Spongebob shoulders. Yes, big butt. I got it from my fecking mom, and there's nothing I can do but wear baggy shirts to cover it. And I have the widest shoulders in the universe. Not sexy, but Spongebob wide. I can't even walk right because my arms naturally don't swing. Sux.
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ITT: Ways genetics screwed you over.
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Love handles and a phat azz lol
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04-06-2012, 12:02 AM #11
- crappy ab genetics
- takes forever to put on muscle for me
- 5'9
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04-06-2012, 12:03 AM #12
I have a dat glutes with thick thighs but I have skin arms and horrible muscle building genetics.
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I wish I was like one eighth black so I was less pale and could stay in the sun for even longer, and my facial aesthetics are not where I want them to be. Also I wish I had broader shoulders but what man doesn't?
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small caves, only 6ft wish i was 6'4
bad tethGet a crew cut. Everybody knows a short haircut makes you look bigger. Really though, I suggest going all the way and shaving it off. Grow a goatee too. This will suffice during your hypertrophy-phasse till there's an 8 pack of hotdogs on the back of your neck.
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