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    10 humor quotes for motivation

    Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe.
    ― Albert Einstein

    The person, be it gentleman or lady, who has not pleasure in a good novel, must be intolerably stupid.
    ― Jane Austen

    Anyone who thinks sitting in church can make you a Christian must also think that sitting in a garage can make you a car.
    ― Garrison Keillor

    Beauty is in the eye of the beholder and it may be necessary from time to time to give a stupid or misinformed beholder a black eye.
    ― Jim Henson

    “The trouble with having an open mind, of course, is that people will insist on coming along and trying to put things in it.”
    ― Terry Pratchett

    Remember, we're madly in love, so it's all right to kiss me anytime you feel like it.
    ― Suzanne Collins

    Be careful about reading health books. Some fine day you'll die of a misprint.
    ― Markus Herz

    Fate is like a strange, unpopular restaurant filled with odd little waiters who bring you things you never asked for and don't always like.
    ― Lemony Snicket

    The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four people is suffering from a mental illness. Look at your 3 best friends. If they're ok, then it's you.
    ― Rita Mae Brown

    I don't want to be a man," said Jace. "I want to be an angst-ridden teenager who can't confront his own inner demons and takes it out verbally on other people instead.
    "Well," said Luke, "you're doing a fantastic job.”
    ― Cassandra Clare
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    Originally Posted by Mslearning View Post
    Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe.
    ― Albert Einstein

    The person, be it gentleman or lady, who has not pleasure in a good novel, must be intolerably stupid.
    ― Jane Austen

    Anyone who thinks sitting in church can make you a Christian must also think that sitting in a garage can make you a car.
    ― Garrison Keillor

    Beauty is in the eye of the beholder and it may be necessary from time to time to give a stupid or misinformed beholder a black eye.
    ― Jim Henson

    “The trouble with having an open mind, of course, is that people will insist on coming along and trying to put things in it.”
    ― Terry Pratchett

    Remember, we're madly in love, so it's all right to kiss me anytime you feel like it.
    ― Suzanne Collins

    Be careful about reading health books. Some fine day you'll die of a misprint.
    ― Markus Herz

    Fate is like a strange, unpopular restaurant filled with odd little waiters who bring you things you never asked for and don't always like.
    ― Lemony Snicket

    The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four people is suffering from a mental illness. Look at your 3 best friends. If they're ok, then it's you.
    ― Rita Mae Brown

    I don't want to be a man," said Jace. "I want to be an angst-ridden teenager who can't confront his own inner demons and takes it out verbally on other people instead.
    "Well," said Luke, "you're doing a fantastic job.”
    ― Cassandra Clare

    I think some of these quotes would be well-suited for SOME of the misc down below, but NOT ALL!!! ^^^^^^ Can you guess which ones?

    And the quote from Jim Henson is just downright violent, and not suitable for this section of the forum... That's my quote





    ^^ That was my stab at dark humor yesterday...Not feeling it this morning, so just humor me.
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    When I hear people say, " You should tone down your physique," I know I've achieved my fitness New Year's resolution
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    Originally Posted by tombakerim View Post
    When I hear people say, " You should tone down your physique," I know I've achieved my fitness New Year's resolution
    I would give you motivational tips, if you asked. But, I'm assuming you're a pro! Congratulations on your success!
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