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Thread: Billie Eilish turned 18
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12-17-2019, 09:55 AM #1-----Autist-----
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Billie Eilish turned 18
I have always wanted to become a tampon. My dream is to be inserted into a woman's chamber of love and absorb her lady juices.
My gyno surgery video:
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12-17-2019, 10:02 AM #2Never Registered
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Who is that?
6'2"
OMAD results: 2/15/19-235, 10/13/19-190
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2021 Spring cut: 195lbs starting weight
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12-17-2019, 10:05 AM #3aka cheeseburger walrus
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Never heard of him
Not in the AM
Only miscer that replies to my threads is Ron Crew
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12-17-2019, 10:06 AM #4Registered User
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12-17-2019, 10:06 AM #5anonymousGuestOriginally Posted by TBO1313
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12-17-2019, 10:06 AM #6Injured_Knee_Brah
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wtf she was underage, not even joking I thought she was in her late 20s early 30s.
Not phuckin aware, got dayum85 pounds Lost
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12-17-2019, 10:06 AM #7Registered User
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"The dildo of consequences rarely arrives lubed."
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12-17-2019, 10:07 AM #8Gingers are human too
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1. The age of consent in my country is 28 for women and 29 for men.
2. I don't even know who that is.Battlefield 8 fan
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12-17-2019, 10:09 AM #9Registered User
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Didn’t realize she was packing those teds hnnng
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12-17-2019, 10:10 AM #10Certified Tyrone
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45 million followers on insta and ive never heard of her or her music
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12-17-2019, 10:11 AM #11Registered User
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She has nice lips and boobage, pretty hair, eyes and a nice smile, a hundred million young men would love to be with her, but there is evidence that she's made bad choices with boys. We'll just leave it at that.
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12-17-2019, 10:12 AM #12🤡🌎
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all the rappers are hitting up in her DMs now
thats a fact
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12-17-2019, 10:12 AM #13Registered User
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you're not missing much, she just sort of makes noise into the microphone with a computer generated beat behind it.Originally Posted by rockr101
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12-17-2019, 10:13 AM #14Misc MD Crew
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In, she's thick af
For your time:
6'4 200
Ain't much if it ain't Dutch
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12-17-2019, 10:13 AM #15Gingers are human too
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Those are some serious allegations.Originally Posted by Rajc
Are you accusing her of being transsexual or transracial? Or both? I mean I have heard one person accuse a white female model of "once being a young black man" .
Some very serious allegations indeed...Battlefield 8 fan
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"Phytoandrogens are a thing, apparently..."
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12-17-2019, 10:13 AM #16
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12-17-2019, 10:14 AM #17Usuario registrado
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just wail till her fame fades off a little, you will see those titties everywhere. Its the ace under her sleeveOriginally Posted by Coldsloth
"The flowers bloom, then wither... The stars shine and one day become extinct. This earth, the sun, the galaxies and even the big universe, someday will be destroyed. Compared with that, the human life is only a blink, just a little time. In that short time - people are born, laugh, cry, fight, are injured, feel joy, sadness, hate someone, love someone. All in just a moment. And then, are embraced by the eternal sleep called death."
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12-17-2019, 10:14 AM #18Banned
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She's the most untalented popular "artist" out there right now... her music is literally unbearable, just complete nonsense. The sloots are called her the female posty... the disrespect smh.Originally Posted by rockr101
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12-17-2019, 10:15 AM #19Elite Member Club
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Duh
She looks like a bad guy.St. Louis Blues Crew
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It might be short but it sure is skinny crew
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12-17-2019, 10:15 AM #20
she looks like female 6ix9ine now
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12-17-2019, 10:17 AM #21Elite Member Club
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She turned into an EMO Scarlett JohansonOriginally Posted by deeAvi
she looks like female 6ix9ine nowSt. Louis Blues Crew
I cannot suck my entire dong but I can lollipop the head crew
It might be short but it sure is skinny crew
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12-17-2019, 10:17 AM #22Registered User
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I simply cannot wait.Originally Posted by Ken-O
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12-17-2019, 10:20 AM #23Quadzilla
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happy birthday to a fake depressed Irish girl that dresses like she grew up in the hood
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12-17-2019, 10:33 AM #24Registered User
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Strong this.Originally Posted by Auraria
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12-17-2019, 10:34 AM #25Registered User
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I guess Drake can flirt with her all he wants now.
Thus let me live, unseen, unknown;
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12-17-2019, 10:37 AM #26
i actually dont find her attractive. Guess im a *******.
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12-17-2019, 10:40 AM #27I ❤ TECHNO
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lol guess that's thatOriginally Posted by Madvillainy
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12-17-2019, 10:44 AM #28Registered User
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She's not attractive.Originally Posted by ItsNotAPhaseMom
Thus let me live, unseen, unknown;
Thus unlamented let me die;
Steal from the world, and not a stone
Tell where I lie.
2/17/15 - Dunk Tank Results: 15% bf (Omron said 18.6%) - 123.4 lbs LBM
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12-17-2019, 10:45 AM #29Registered User
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She's not attractive and by the looks of it, could have serious mental health issues/drug addiction soon.Originally Posted by ItsNotAPhaseMom
I see her being the next Cyrus chick.Thus let me live, unseen, unknown;
Thus unlamented let me die;
Steal from the world, and not a stone
Tell where I lie.
2/17/15 - Dunk Tank Results: 15% bf (Omron said 18.6%) - 123.4 lbs LBM
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12-17-2019, 10:46 AM #30Injured_Knee_Brah
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She looks like hell for a chick her age lol, oh well good for her i guess.Originally Posted by TheMusketeer
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