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12-14-2019, 02:19 PM #61Registered User
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12-14-2019, 02:32 PM #62¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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and then u woke up
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12-14-2019, 03:12 PM #63Registered User
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This story would have been so much better with a bad paint diagram. Disappointed OP.
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12-14-2019, 03:14 PM #64Social media influencer
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why didn't she ask to swallow ?
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12-14-2019, 03:15 PM #65False Football Prophet
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Gf? Weren’t you just getting aids by some mutt last week? And hitting up some old fwb for sex
Edit: ah roll bread
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12-14-2019, 03:18 PM #66Registered User
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Should have had her and her best friend join you.
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12-14-2019, 03:20 PM #67Registered User
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Great. I can never play with one of those again without getting images in my head.Originally Posted by 401Delta
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12-14-2019, 03:22 PM #68Jelqbrah
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can confirm, am towel rack
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12-14-2019, 03:43 PM #69Registered User
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i got caught last night too but my girl got naked and sat on me
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12-14-2019, 03:50 PM #70Registered User
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OP def. lying he would already have ED if this was how he fapped normally.
I just want to share the knowledge I have obtained throughout my life and hopefully change someone's life.
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12-14-2019, 03:52 PM #71Registered User
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OP when you're stuck in traffic do you ever think about having a cheeky wack against the bottom of the steering wheel?
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12-14-2019, 03:54 PM #72Lifetime Member
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"slapping my dick against the towel holder rod"
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12-14-2019, 04:06 PM #73The Booty Warrior
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So this is the phenomenon known as "beating your meat"?
I can only imagine what went through your gfs head as she watched her sado masochist boyfriend beat his meat of a towel rail.
Today was the day she had enough, op is slapping his dong of the nearest smooth flat surface slap slap slap slap hnng slap slap slap slap and she couldn't take it anymore. "this freak needs to know I can hear him" she thought to herself.
Crying herself to sleep she pondered "why doesn't he fap like other men, why does he have to punish his penis like that? Is it a coping mechanism to make him forget his tour of Iraq, does he stand in the bathroom seeing the nightmares of war whilst crying and smacking his penis against the tiled wall punishing himself with regret? What kind of man slaps his penis of hard surfaces? Is our sex life so bad he gets more satisfaction from rough fucin a towel rail? What have I done to deserve this waaaaaAAAAAH, anyway fuc him, Jamal has been so sweet to me at work and I'd bet he'd do me real Good with that BBC, fuc this manlet boyfriend towel holder raping muthaphuka, im gonna get me a real MANE!"Last edited by doughnutking; 12-14-2019 at 04:12 PM.
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12-14-2019, 04:07 PM #74Banned
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Why does she care sometimes nobody's trying to go through all the foreplay and just wanna rub one out real quick lmao it's not personal
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12-14-2019, 04:18 PM #75Sexual Tyrannosaurus
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12-14-2019, 06:12 PM #76Bodybalder
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its a good way to gauge hardnessOriginally Posted by Xgamer791
thats why guys in porn do it. they slap it against a girls ass or stomach to see if its ready to put in
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12-14-2019, 06:29 PM #77Registered User
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was hoping to see some MS paint
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12-14-2019, 06:36 PM #78Gingers are human too
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Such barbarity. I marvel at the fact that such mutilation is perfectly legal.Originally Posted by Brainfr33ze
I myself am a victim from birth.
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12-14-2019, 06:43 PM #79Registered User
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This you op?
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OP is a faqqot
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12-14-2019, 06:46 PM #80☠☠☠☠â˜
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Not when I'm stuck in traffic, but I have done it a few times when waiting in the car to pick someone up, etc.Originally Posted by TheFlexatorium
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12-15-2019, 09:59 PM #81Registered User
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op is a master trollOriginally Posted by 401Delta
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12-15-2019, 10:08 PM #82Not a Chad
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Op gonna get metoo’d by a towel rack
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12-15-2019, 10:11 PM #83Registered User
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That rack belongs to this towel. Poor towel lost his rack to OP and now is all fuked
**^^ gone ^^**
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12-16-2019, 09:18 AM #84Registered User
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Originally Posted by bigcat3655
Originally Posted by Shysty021
lmaoOriginally Posted by radrd
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12-16-2019, 09:30 AM #85BB.com Platinum Member
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I need pics of gf to judge whether you should be fapping or not. I'm 50/50 with mine
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12-16-2019, 09:34 AM #86Forever Santa
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Pics of towel rack please
Girlfriend too if there’s time
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07-18-2020, 01:40 PM #87Registered User
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Never answered in other thread
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07-18-2020, 01:47 PM #88Somebody's Fox
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Lulzy af thread
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07-18-2020, 02:03 PM #89☠☠☠☠â˜
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Yes, I still have the same towel rack, but we just kind of ignore each other now and do our own thing.Originally Posted by potbellymadar
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